《Creepypasta Reader Insert》They Feel No Pain
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"J-Jeff?!" Someone yelled.
"Really, they sent him to rescue me?" If Jeff could face-palm he would have.
"Friend of yours?" You asked.
"Unfortu-"
"OOF!" Something heavy hit the floor and two axes slid across the tile.
"Fuck!" A boy with orange goggles ran down the hall.
"Real stealthy Toby, great job" If Jeff could clap the room would be filled with sarcastic clapping.
"Th-thank you" He lowered his mouth cover and looked at you.
"Damn you're hot, my name's Toby" He held out a hand, you hesitantly took it and he pulled you forward and kissed you on the mouth.
"Goddammit Toby" Jeff mumbled as you pushed him away and tazed him.
"Ah hahahah! Wh-why'd you ha push me hahah a-away?!" He laughed, an idea popped into your head.
"Uh, because he's here" You pointed at Jeff.
"Why don't we go somewhere more private~" You took his hand and lead him to another room.
"Don't trust her Toby! She'll probably shoot you!" Jeff yelled.
"Fuck off Jeff!" Toby yelled as he followed you.
"So now t-that we're alone~" You lead him to your living room.
"What do y-you wan-"You pushed him onto the couch and got on top of him.
"The things I do so I don't die" You thought as you took his goggles off.
"Sorry dear, b-but if we're g-gonna do this then I'm on top" He flipped you, but the couch was only so big, so you landed on the floor with him on top of you.
"Ow, that hurt" He leaned down and kissed you again.
"Grossgrossgrossgross" His hands roamed your body, you pulled him closer with one hand and reached under the couch with the other.
"Nope, no, no, yes!" You grabbed what you were looking for and pressed it to his neck.
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"What a-are you d-" You pulled the trigger and he went limp, you pushed him off and he flopped to the side.
"Ah tranquilizers, they're so fun" He twiched, you shot him again.
"Seriously, tranquilizers?" Jeff looked at the two red and blue darts that stuck out of Toby's neck.
"Yep" You cuffed him to the railing.
"Hey, how come the tazer didn't work on him?" You picked up the axes.
"He's got some weird disease so he can't feel anything" Jeff said.
"He was feeling plenty" You shivered.
"Wait till you meet BEN" Jeff smirked.
"Ugh, there's more of you guys?" You pulled over a chair and sat down.
"Yep, way more, and if you keep doing what you're doing our boss might show up" He said.
"Oooo, a boss! I'm terrified!" You waved your hands.
"You s-should be, he's p-pretty c-creepy when he wants to be" Toby said.
"Woah what? I shot you twice, how are you awake?!" You asked, he shrugged.
"Can I have m-my goggles b-back?" He asked.
"Nope"
"Why not?" He whined.
"Trophies; I beat you: I keep your goggles, I beat Jeff: I keep his knife" You said.
"WHAT!? OH HELL NO! YOU AIN'T KEEPIN' MY KNIFE!" Jeff yelled.
"Yeah, I am" You said, pulling out the knife for effect.
"Bitch"
"Yep" You smiled and tried to twirl the knife between your fingers, you failed and nearly dropped it on your foot.
"Fail!" Toby said, you were tempted to shoot him again.
*TIME SKIP*
"...So, who should I expect next?" You asked.
"Well, I-I'm pretty sur-re he sent Masky and Hoo-OOF!" Jeff kicked him.
"Shut up!" He growled.
"Don't fucking kick me!"
"Masky and who?" You persisted.
"Hoodie OOF!" Jeff kicked him again.
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"C-CAN YOU KNOCK HIM OUT PLEASE!?" Toby yelled.
"Does it hurt?"
"Well no, but-" He started.
"Then deal with it" You weren't gonna waste ammo because of something like that.
"Yeah Toby, deal with it" Jeff drummed his feet on Toby's back.
"J-j-j-e-e-f-f-f I s-s-w-e-e-a-r-r t-t-o g-g-o-d-d!" Toby tried to say.
"What? I couldn't understand you with at that stuttering" Jeff kicked harder.
"I'm pretty sure these two are actual five year olds" Your laptop flipped open and turned on.
"...what the fuck?" The screen turned to static and you could hear a buzzing sound. You turned to the two killer's and saw that they both had smiles on their faces as they watched the computer.
"Oh hell no, I've seen enough horror, ghost, movie shit to know how this plays out" You rushed to the kitchen and grabbed a can of salt, when you came back your laptop seemed to be leaking water. Now usually in movies the girl would taste the substance and then people would wonder why she got killed so fast; hell no you weren't doin' any of that, instead you sprinkled salt all over it. It sparked and the screen went black.
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