《Creepypasta Reader Insert》Real Killers Wear Smiles
Advertisement
Y'know that feeling you get, where you feel like you're being watched?
Yeah.
That's exactly how you feel right now.
Except the weirdest part is that you're at home, in your bed, asleep. You willed yourself to open your eyes and immediately regretted it. Sitting on top of you was a bleach white, raven haired man with a smile carved into his face, black circles surrounded his eyes and he never seemed to blink.
"Go. To. Sleep" He raised the knife.
"Oh no, please don't kill me" You tried sounding sincere but ended up sounding sarcastic.
"Shhhhhhh" He leaned in way to close, your noses almost touched. You formed a plan in your head.
"Go. To. Sle-" You grabbed a tube of lipstick from the table beside your bed and pointed it at him.
"Hahaha! Pathetic! You're gonna fight me with makeup?!" He cackled.
"Nope" You pressed the cap and sprayed him in the eyes with pepper spray.
"AHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH!" He covered his eyes and fell off your bed. Immediately you rushed to your desk and pulled out a tazer.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" He lunged at you and you tazed him in the chest, he fell unconscious.
"Damn I love this thing!" You tossed it between your hands, the man groaned on the floor.
"Riiiiight, murderer on the floor"
*Murderer POV*
Your vision was blurry but you could make out the figure of a person sitting in a chair in front of you.
"Wh-what happened?" You groaned.
"Well let's see...you tried to kill me, I tazed you, now you're handcuffed to the stairs" They said.
"Why can't I see?" You moved your eyes around but your vision didn't clear.
"Here, this might help" They sprayed your face with something, it stung your eyes but eventually you could see. The girl you had tried to kill earlier was sitting across from you with a bowl of cereal and a F/C laptop.
Advertisement
"YOU!" You pulled against the cuffs.
"Me" She shrugged.
"Let me go" You growled.
"Sorry, that's not gonna happen" She said.
"People are gonna come looking for me" You said.
"Oooo, I'm so scared" She ate some cereal.
"You should be; I'm in a gang of murderers, ghosts, and monsters-"
"What the hell have you been smokin'?" She cut you off.
"Nothing...recently, anyway it's all real, mabye you've heard of me? My name's Jeff, Jeff the Killer" She blankly stared at you.
"Uh-huh, and?" She said.
"Haven't you heard of me? I thought I was like a sex god on the internet?" You said.
"Oh no, I've heard of you, I'm just not that impressed" She ate more cereal.
"What'd you mean?" You asked.
"I mean you got taken down by a Y/A year old, that's pretty weak" She said.
"You had a fucking tazer!" You defended yourself.
"You were sitting on me with a knife!" She spat.
"You had pepper spray!"
"You were dumb enough to burn your eyelids off!"
You glared at each other until she blinked.
"You blinked" You smiled, she sprayed you with water again.
"...Jeff the Killer...aka Jeffery Woods...possibly more to come..." You caught shreds of what she was saying as she typed on her laptop.
"What're you doing?" You pulled against the cuffs again.
"Stuff" She said.
"Oh come on, what could possibly happen if you tell me what you're doing?" You asked.
"...I'm emailing my parents, asking them to come here to arrest you" She said.
"Why don't you just call the cops?"
"The police system here is terrible, and I think this situation is under control" Just as she said that you heard a window break.
Advertisement
The Pink Dungeon
Joseph Collins was your average private in the army. But that all changed with his death. As a perk of serving in the army any fatalities in the field have their consciousness uploaded to a massive array of servers where they may choose to become a manbot, a human conscious inside a robot, or be uploaded to one of the various virtual realities that offer a second chance at life. Joseph has a problem though. When his consciousness was being uploaded the computer, was overloaded with high doses of radiation. Contamination to his upload has resulted in him being reborn as a dungeon. Can he survive in this adventurer filled world? Will he have to find out if he’s lucky enough to come back to life a second time? Reborn as the pink dungeon will he make a name for himself or just be the biggest joke of all? Follow the adventures of a very odd dungeon, a captain of the guard, a very mischievous little girl, and Richard a traveler looking to find something more in what he thought was just a game.
8 188The Throne Of Beginnings
I couldn't believe my life, I was given another chance at saving my loved ones, another chance to fix my mistakes. I would cry, but the hard part has just started, first wave crashes tomorrow and its the best time to prepare. Fuck! The runes that throne carved into my arm is starting to hurt again what could it mean? I don't have time to worry about it right now, weapons and armour. I will make things right, everyone I care for will come out alive and I will make sure of it.
8 90The Celestial Blade
At the turn of an era, an unlikely occurrence is born into the world, able to wield magic and control the origin of life, Irhamel Stingryn starts his journey into Magic and Military Arts. This is a story of a boy who grows to be the most powerful and famous Hexblade that ever walked the earth. Contains swearing and gore viewer discretion advised Release Schedule: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 6 AM for the first 18 chapters (6 weeks) then 1 Chapter every 2 to 4 weeks(schedule may vary depending on real life situations, may take long but release long batch of chapters instead in some instances)Chapter Word Count: 1800 to 2800 wordsIt may contain mature content -------------Disclaimer: The first couple of chapters may feel a bit unrefined, so I'll work a little on editing them as I finish the batch I'm currently working on. I'm writing a batch of 18 chapters, that I will release "Scheduled Releases" thrice a week.
8 183SCP: The Colours of the Rainbow
A series of colourful tales from the SCP Foundation.
8 146Viva Las Vegas
3 Friends embark on an adventure in Vegas during their 2 weeks away.
8 140Fairy Tales
-Credit goes to the Respective Owners
8 155