《Sh*t My Parents Say》026 || Dad
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Mom and I were going to going out and I wanted to put a bit of makeup on before I left.
I was putting on foundation when Dad walked into the bathroom. "What're you doing?" he asked.
"Mom and I are going out, so I'm trying to make myself look cute."
He laughed and said, "You don't have enough makeup for that. The world doesn't have enough makeup for that."
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