《Sh*t My Parents Say》025 || Mom
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Mom has bad eyesight. She legally cannot drive without her contacts or glasses.
So, one day when she took off her glasses just to clean the lenses, before she put them back on, I held up two fingers and said, "How many fingers am I holding up, Mom? Four?"
She looked at me and smirked, holding up her middle finger and said, "How many am I holding up?"
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