《South Park Preferences》when you fall asleep on their lap

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kyle broflovski |

- he would let you just sleep there because he knows you were tired that day

- literally smacked cartman's hand away from your face after he tried waking you up

- this bitch is protective over you, especially with cartman and kenny

- imagine if you cheated with sta.. i'm going to shut up now lmfao

stan marsh |

- he lets you lay there until he gets uncomfortable

- but he doesn't like wake you up rudely, he just keeps shifting around which is slightly annoying for you

- he lets you sleep on him when you guys are alone though because he prefers you laying on his chest not his lap

kenny mccormick |

- kenny instead wakes you up and offers for you to cuddle up in his parka with him

- don't worry though, ever since the first time you fell asleep on his lap, he started figuring out a way to wash his parka so it would be sanitary for you

- he loves you a lot guys because washing is expensive

eric cartman |

- acts like he hates it

- actually doesn't hate it and loves it

- only lets you do it for like 10 mins though because he doesn't want to seem like a softie

tweek tweak |

- he internally freaks out and does his best not to shake at all

- he ends up overthinking and shaking like crazy until craig snaps him out of it

- you somehow manage to not wake up until the end of class every time

craig tucker |

- he gives no fucks

- lets you sleep for however long you want, would skip class if you wanted to so you could sleep more

- literally flips anyone off who stares at you

- he is constantly playing with your hair while you're sleeping and being protective over you

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- god.. i want a craig

token black |

- token lets you sleep until the next class

- he rubs your scalp while you're sleeping to make sure you're calm and feeling nice

- shushes clyde all the time for being too loud while your sleeping

clyde donovan |

- he literally gets so excited seeing you sleeping on his lap

- he jokes around sometimes and texts token that he's getting a blowjob and sends a picture of you

- token thinks its so dumb and tells you about it later lol

- clyde doesn't let anyone touch you and he is the only one allowed to wake you up, he made sure everyone knew that lmfao

butters stotch |

- he's so happy that you felt comfortable enough to fall asleep in his lap

- he's a literal pillow

- you love it and he does too

- like does this weird protective arm wrap whenever cartman comes over to talk to him while you're sleeping

- clyde sent you a picture of him doing that one day with the caption, "simp"

jimmy valmer |

- it isn't really comfortable when you fall asleep in his lap since his crutches often get in the way but when you do, it's not for long

- since jimmy stutters, he kind of twitches sometimes when he does and it's pretty bad

- but he doesn't mind you laying on his lap as long as it's not painful to you or him

scott malkinson |

- he loves it

- he literally dreads waking you up but he does it anyways because you both need to go to your next class

- he tries his hardest to make you comfortable and not move around too much

- cartman bullies him for it but you always tell him you really appreciate scott for letting you sleep on him

kevin stoley |

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- he doesn't mind it

- doesn't really like pda much so it makes him a little uncomfortable depending on the class

- if he doesn't want you to, he wakes you up gently and gives you his jacket to use as a pillow

gary harrison |

- he actually really likes pda and such so this is a good medium for him

- he kind of feels uncomfortable if you do it around his family but he will still let you depending on the event taking place

- he actually has a picture of you two like that as his background on his phone and laptop

david rodriguez |

- david lets you do it all the time

- you often do it when you stay at his family restaurant and he's on break

- when he does wake you up, he does it gently and brings you some of your favorite food so you can stay awake until his next break

mark cottswold |

- he LOVES it

- never wants to wake you up and he even has a post on instagram of just pictures of you sleeping on his lap

- like it has 10 pictures and everything lol

pete thelman |

- he doesn't like it when you guys are out in public

- but if you guys are around the goths or just by yourselves, he loves it and is completely okay with it

michael the tall goth |

- he doesn't care for it but he wouldn't wake you up

- unless he's in a bad mood, he wouldn't wake you up and let you sleep until he started getting uncomfortable

christophe the mole |

- gets so cocky when you fall asleep in his lap

- literally smirks at everyone who passes by

- he runs his hand up and down your back to make sure you're comfortable and warm

gregory of yardale |

- he takes pictures 24/7

- his camera roll is literally filled with pictures of you two, a lot of them includes you sleeping on his lap

- hates waking you up cause you look so cute

damien thorne |

- frl loves it

- but he wakes you up by smacking your ass lmfao

- like hard too

- regrets it after seeing you literally look like you're going to murder him

pip pirrup |

- loves it, it's like his favorite thing

- doesn't like doing it in school since he gets made fun of by cartman and pip thinks he would wake you up

- cartman doesn't mind you though so he wouldn't have woken you up

ike broflovski |

- doesn't mind it

- actually likes it quite a lot

- would never admit to it

- likes waking you up just to be mean sometimes

wendy testaburger |

- loves it and brags about it to bebe all the time

- she's pretty calm about it though

- really enjoys you just like sitting there with you while talking to her friends

bebe stevens |

- bebe loves it

- she loves the attention she gets from it

- she also thinks you're cute as well tho

- wakes you up by caressing your cheek

red tucker |

- she literally is in love with you when you do that

- you guys do it all the time

- she doesn't let anyone wake you up

- she would skip class for you

nichole daniels |

- she loves it

- literally would fall asleep with you

- you guys are such a comfy vibe couple and it's amazing

- no one disturbs you guys until the next class

- token wakes you guys up

heidi turner |

- she enjoy it but she doesn't really like the stares she gets from cartman

- so she prefers it when you don't do it in school

- she takes tons of pictures when you fall asleep on her lap though

rebecca cottswold |

- she doesn't like it because she isn't a huge fan of pda

- she doesn't mind it when you two are alone though

- rebecca will always turn on soft slowed and reverbed music once you fall asleep though

henrietta biggle |

- she doesn't like it in public but she loves it when you guys are by yourselves

- her cats will cuddle up next to you guys so it's like a huge cuddle party

- it's such a nice vibe and henrietta really enjoys it for a change

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