《South Park Preferences》when you fall asleep on their lap
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kyle broflovski |
- he would let you just sleep there because he knows you were tired that day
- literally smacked cartman's hand away from your face after he tried waking you up
- this bitch is protective over you, especially with cartman and kenny
- imagine if you cheated with sta.. i'm going to shut up now lmfao
stan marsh |
- he lets you lay there until he gets uncomfortable
- but he doesn't like wake you up rudely, he just keeps shifting around which is slightly annoying for you
- he lets you sleep on him when you guys are alone though because he prefers you laying on his chest not his lap
kenny mccormick |
- kenny instead wakes you up and offers for you to cuddle up in his parka with him
- don't worry though, ever since the first time you fell asleep on his lap, he started figuring out a way to wash his parka so it would be sanitary for you
- he loves you a lot guys because washing is expensive
eric cartman |
- acts like he hates it
- actually doesn't hate it and loves it
- only lets you do it for like 10 mins though because he doesn't want to seem like a softie
tweek tweak |
- he internally freaks out and does his best not to shake at all
- he ends up overthinking and shaking like crazy until craig snaps him out of it
- you somehow manage to not wake up until the end of class every time
craig tucker |
- he gives no fucks
- lets you sleep for however long you want, would skip class if you wanted to so you could sleep more
- literally flips anyone off who stares at you
- he is constantly playing with your hair while you're sleeping and being protective over you
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- god.. i want a craig
token black |
- token lets you sleep until the next class
- he rubs your scalp while you're sleeping to make sure you're calm and feeling nice
- shushes clyde all the time for being too loud while your sleeping
clyde donovan |
- he literally gets so excited seeing you sleeping on his lap
- he jokes around sometimes and texts token that he's getting a blowjob and sends a picture of you
- token thinks its so dumb and tells you about it later lol
- clyde doesn't let anyone touch you and he is the only one allowed to wake you up, he made sure everyone knew that lmfao
butters stotch |
- he's so happy that you felt comfortable enough to fall asleep in his lap
- he's a literal pillow
- you love it and he does too
- like does this weird protective arm wrap whenever cartman comes over to talk to him while you're sleeping
- clyde sent you a picture of him doing that one day with the caption, "simp"
jimmy valmer |
- it isn't really comfortable when you fall asleep in his lap since his crutches often get in the way but when you do, it's not for long
- since jimmy stutters, he kind of twitches sometimes when he does and it's pretty bad
- but he doesn't mind you laying on his lap as long as it's not painful to you or him
scott malkinson |
- he loves it
- he literally dreads waking you up but he does it anyways because you both need to go to your next class
- he tries his hardest to make you comfortable and not move around too much
- cartman bullies him for it but you always tell him you really appreciate scott for letting you sleep on him
kevin stoley |
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- he doesn't mind it
- doesn't really like pda much so it makes him a little uncomfortable depending on the class
- if he doesn't want you to, he wakes you up gently and gives you his jacket to use as a pillow
gary harrison |
- he actually really likes pda and such so this is a good medium for him
- he kind of feels uncomfortable if you do it around his family but he will still let you depending on the event taking place
- he actually has a picture of you two like that as his background on his phone and laptop
david rodriguez |
- david lets you do it all the time
- you often do it when you stay at his family restaurant and he's on break
- when he does wake you up, he does it gently and brings you some of your favorite food so you can stay awake until his next break
mark cottswold |
- he LOVES it
- never wants to wake you up and he even has a post on instagram of just pictures of you sleeping on his lap
- like it has 10 pictures and everything lol
pete thelman |
- he doesn't like it when you guys are out in public
- but if you guys are around the goths or just by yourselves, he loves it and is completely okay with it
michael the tall goth |
- he doesn't care for it but he wouldn't wake you up
- unless he's in a bad mood, he wouldn't wake you up and let you sleep until he started getting uncomfortable
christophe the mole |
- gets so cocky when you fall asleep in his lap
- literally smirks at everyone who passes by
- he runs his hand up and down your back to make sure you're comfortable and warm
gregory of yardale |
- he takes pictures 24/7
- his camera roll is literally filled with pictures of you two, a lot of them includes you sleeping on his lap
- hates waking you up cause you look so cute
damien thorne |
- frl loves it
- but he wakes you up by smacking your ass lmfao
- like hard too
- regrets it after seeing you literally look like you're going to murder him
pip pirrup |
- loves it, it's like his favorite thing
- doesn't like doing it in school since he gets made fun of by cartman and pip thinks he would wake you up
- cartman doesn't mind you though so he wouldn't have woken you up
ike broflovski |
- doesn't mind it
- actually likes it quite a lot
- would never admit to it
- likes waking you up just to be mean sometimes
wendy testaburger |
- loves it and brags about it to bebe all the time
- she's pretty calm about it though
- really enjoys you just like sitting there with you while talking to her friends
bebe stevens |
- bebe loves it
- she loves the attention she gets from it
- she also thinks you're cute as well tho
- wakes you up by caressing your cheek
red tucker |
- she literally is in love with you when you do that
- you guys do it all the time
- she doesn't let anyone wake you up
- she would skip class for you
nichole daniels |
- she loves it
- literally would fall asleep with you
- you guys are such a comfy vibe couple and it's amazing
- no one disturbs you guys until the next class
- token wakes you guys up
heidi turner |
- she enjoy it but she doesn't really like the stares she gets from cartman
- so she prefers it when you don't do it in school
- she takes tons of pictures when you fall asleep on her lap though
rebecca cottswold |
- she doesn't like it because she isn't a huge fan of pda
- she doesn't mind it when you two are alone though
- rebecca will always turn on soft slowed and reverbed music once you fall asleep though
henrietta biggle |
- she doesn't like it in public but she loves it when you guys are by yourselves
- her cats will cuddle up next to you guys so it's like a huge cuddle party
- it's such a nice vibe and henrietta really enjoys it for a change
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