a/n: hey everyone! i decided to try and update this again! i honestly don't know what to update in this book anymore so if you guys are still interested in this book, if you want any requests for chapters or new characters leave them on this chapter please! otherwise, enjoy this chapter!

btw if you don't know what pass the salt is, it's where you and your family are having dinner and your significant other is there. then, you say, "daddy, can you pass the salt?" then basically just everyone's reaction to it.

ALSO THEY ARE AGED UP IN THIS AND ANY OTHER CHAPTERS THAT INVOLVE NSFW CONTENT-

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kyle broflovski

- he instinctively raised his hand but quickly stopped himself when he seen your dad hand you it.

- you teased him about it after dinner and he was so embarrassed pffft

stan marsh

- omg he grabbed your dad's hand... which was on the salt..

- he quickly pulled back and didn't stop apologizing for the rest of the night

- when it happened, your dad's face was literally like this:

kenny mccormick

- i know most of you are expecting him to literally race against your dad to get it, nope.

- he's always so nervous when he's around your family because he wants them to think he's good for you despite the rumors.

- when you asked, he stiffened and you burst out laughing at him but decided to make it up to him later ;)

eric cartman

- now cartman is literally the one who raced for the salt.

- your dad looked so offended LMFAOOO

- he didn't even apologize, he has literally no shame

- your dad literally has a pure hate for him now

tweek tweak

- had no reaction to it at all

- you couldn't tell if he didn't have a reaction from how nervous he was or how he is literally the bottom.

craig tucker

- okay so

- he didn't reach for it

- BUT

- he looked at you in a teasing way and smirked at you

- when you finished, he uhm.. definitely got payback for you 'teasing him' like that..

token black

- so very respectful

- didn't reach for it, but did send you a glance

- when you talked about it afterwards, he just rolled his eyes and laughed at you being all embarrassed about it

clyde donovan

- this poor man..

- he grabbed it and handed it to you

- your dad didn't stop sending him death glares the entire rest of the dinner

- clyde was completely oblivious until he seen you doubling over in laughter and then he started to tear up and just wouldn't stop apologizing the entire time afterwards

butters stotch

- you guys don't use the phrase 'daddy' so he didn't have a reaction to it, just kept on going on with his conversation.

jimmy valmer

- he just smirked but has actual manners from his mom so he didn't reach for it.

- like craig, you had to uhm.. help him with his problem afterwards

scott malkinson

- he's bottom normally so he didn't have a reaction

- your relationship for the most part is wholesome

- aka king and queen of praises

kevin stoley

- kevin is well mannered so he just kept on conversing with your dad.

- he teased you about it later but you guys didn't do anything

gary harrison

- despite being a mormon, he actually is pretty dirty minded but well mannered so he didn't say anything or reached for it.

- i have this headcannon that he actually despises being a mormon like ever since he got a taste of south park in general (now this is just my headcannon and probably isn't nothing like him in the show)

david rodriguez

- he is so well mannered yall

- so he didnt really react to it but he kept on touching your thigh under the table ;)

mark cotswold

- he is well mannered as well so he didn't do anything

- also i just don't feel like you guys don't use anything like that during seggsy times

pete thelman

- pete is almost always bottom so he didn't react to it much at all

- basically the only thing you got out of him was a slight blush

michael the tall goth

- he's so nervous to make your parents like him so he didn't do anything

- he froze though and his hand instinctively twitched

- you got the right treatment from him later that night though ;)

christophe the mole

- he reached for it and handed it to you

- you see, christophe still isn't very well accustomed to being polite quite yet...

- your dad didn't worry about it though or he at least didn't show it since he likes christophe a lot.

gregory of yardale

- once AGAIN, well mannered babe right here

- he did almost choke on his food though

- punishment time later that night, he literally whispered that to you as you guys left

damien thorne

- so, he doesn't have any shame and handed it to you

- once he realized what he did, he coughed awkwardly and apologized but you could see the smirk he was hiding

- you could literally see your whole dad's face turn red

- i swear that damien is a smug little bastard..

a/n: oh by the way, if you don't have a father/mother figure in your life, just imagine it being the guardian or someone who cares about you family wise! for the girls, change daddy to mommy basically!

wendy testaburger

- she blushed a little but quickly hid it with her hair

- otherwise she didn't reach for it at all

bebe stevens

- her hand shot up but when you seen that, you smacked her hand down

- your mom looked at you two very suspiciously but didn't say anything

- bebe complained later about how you smacking her hurt

red tucker

- no shame

- she handed it to you and just smiled your way

- she did apologize to your mother after dinner because she still wanted your mom to like her still

nichole daniels

- you guys normally don't use 'mommy' in bed so she didn't react but she did smirk a little when she heard it

- she's also very respectful and would never try anything with your parents there

heidi turner

- very bby so she didn't even realize it

- she just kept talking to one of your family members

rebecca cotswold

- she just smiled a little but didn't do much otherwise

- she did have enough confidence to place her hand on your upper thigh though for the rest of the dinner

henrietta biggle

- blushed a lot but because she would call you that during seggsy times

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OMG YALL I JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T BEEN INCLUDING IKE AND PIP OMG WAIT, I'LL WRITE THESE TWO RIGHT NOW-

pip purrup

- didn't react cause he is literally baby and you're the dom anyways pfft

ike broflovski

- he did cough but he didn't reach for it since his mom taught him to be well mannered

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