《South Park Preferences》when you go on a trip together
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kyle broflovski |
- you guys went to alaska to meet some of kyle's family members that he's never even heard of
- you guys drove half the way and then got on a plane for the other half
- you and kyle sat in the very back of his dad's car and cuddled, so you guys were mostly sleeping or watching something on his phone for the car portion
- it was funny, your seat on the plane was next to ike and poor kyle got so jealous he couldn't sit by you
- sucks to suck :p
- you guys just kind of walked around and sat near the water
stan marsh |
- stan asked if you wanted to go to california because randy had something to do there
- you, of course said yes
- you guys drove there since it was relatively close
- stan and you had a bunch of snacks that you shared with sparky every now and then
- you guys also jammed out to music the entire time
- throughout the trip, you guys bought two skateboards and skated around some parts of town with sharon's permission
- you guys also went to a nearby beach :)
kenny mccormick |
- you guys went to malibu jacks
- jk
- your family was actually going to another part of colorado and decided to ask kenny if he wanted to tag along
- he was literally so excited
- saved up all his money so he could buy you something special there
- you went to the store pre trip and got his + your favorite snacks and drinks for the car ride
- he would sneak into your room at the place you were staying every night and cuddle with you
eric cartman |
- okay i'm going to straight out say this but cartman's mom got a sugar daddy
- so out of that, you and cartman got to go to puerto rico so his mom could meet up with said sugar daddy
- she doesn't know that you two know
- you guys took a plane there and while you guys were in the airport, you and cartman tried almost every food place you guys haven't seen before
- so, therefore you guys passed out on the plane ride
- cartman's mom snuck a picture of you two all passed out with your head's leaning on each other
- you and cartman went and caused chaos at puerto rico and almost got arrested
tweek tweak |
- his mom and dad thought it would be a nice change of things to go on a weeks vacation to florida
- tweek got really nervous travelling to new places so they invited you
- you guys drove there and you and tweek watched a bunch of conspiracy theories on youtube when you had internet
- when you didn't, you guys listened to this playlist you made him
- tweek felt really calm and was relieved to be out of the car
- throughout the vacation, you and tweek mainly stayed at home but would sometimes go walk on the beach nearby
craig tucker |
- you were invited by trixie to go to the family trip
- trixie is like in love with you and considers you her bestfriend as of right now
- they were going to indiana because they heard it was a nice place for family vacations
- craig was shocked to see you standing there with his hoodie on and some big ass sweatpants when they were about to head out on the road
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- yet there you were
- he was really happy about it and it made him forget about the fact stripes was going to be lonely
- craig had his hand around your shoulder the entire trip
- you guys went off on your own a couple of times and he got one of those virginity rocks hoodie and one for you as well
- he also got a new ball for stripe there :3
token black | (i've been to hawaii before and it is literally so fun)
- his parents got that money so you guys go on trips at least twice a year together
- so you guys went to the best place ever
- obama's birthplace
- hawee wee (hawaii)
- the plane ride there was really peaceful because yall got that first class seats :0
- token let you get the window seat hehe
- you guys took a lot of pictures together and his mom took a cute picture of you two sitting on the beach together :]
- you both were literally so sad that you guys had to leave and made sure to get plenty of souvenirs
clyde donovan |
- you had some family up in vermont
- you invited him and his first reaction was
- "tf is in vermont"
- but he went regardless
- idiot ended up enjoying it more than you did
- he made a big ass leaf pile and jumped on it + wouldn't stop showing you how "pwetty" the leaves were
- literally cried when you guys left
- you cuddled with him all the way back to south park and watched his favorite show/movie
butters stotch |
- his parents thought it would be a GREAT idea to go to one of the most dangerous places on earth
- yall went to australia lol
- it was nice on the plane trip there, you and butters listened to some lofi/cute music and watched a couple things on the plane
- uhm
- butters was bitten by a tarantula
- he was rushed to the hospital there
- butters was so traumatized by the end of that trip
- he claims your kisses and hugs made him feel better though
jimmy valmer |
- you guys went to rome
- it was a school trip type of thing so you guys sadly couldn't room together
- but you rode with jimmy on the plane and he literally passed out
- you have so many pictures of him with his mouth wide open now
- mans literally was bored out of his mind the entire trip
- but seeing you happy made him happy
- he would try to sneak into your room so you guys could hang out but somehow a teacher caught him every time
- so then he would call you on the hotel phone and talk to you all night long
- on the way back home, you both were cuddled next to each other and butters took a picture so he could send it to jimmy :>
scott malkinson |
- you guys went to the yellow stone national park
- his parents thought it would be something cool that scott would enjoy
- well basically
- you guys got there
- and a search party was out for you two
- it was funny because you guys went to a nearby gas station and they were looking all over the park
- yall just showed up and was eating snacks
- so yeah no more vacations for you and scott
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- it was a re-occurring joke for the police who were searching for you two for a couple of years afterwards
kevin stoley | (contains major spoilers for the anime banana fish + sorry if you guys aren't into anime!)
- okay so kevin is a big weeb
- you guys watched banana fish
- it was the perfect opportunity
- you guys went to new york after he begged his parents for like five months
- he + you sat in ash and eiji's seats and took a cute couple photo wish kevin acting like he was dead
- you guys also went to china town and was basically freaking out because it looked so real
- you both were lowkey hoping to see shorter but you sadly knew it would never happen
- on the ride there and back, yall rewatched banana fish
- his parents had to deal with the both of you sobbing like babies
gary harrison |
- you went with him to pennyslvania
- he had some big family dinner there like every year and wanted to invite you
- gary told you none of his cousins liked him so he needed someone there lol
- poor gary man
- when yall got there, he got teased so much since he was dating someone who wasn't a mormon (if yall are, that's pretty cool too!)
- you guys basically kind of skipped out on most events, much to his parents dismay
- you guys would walk around the woods and explore some new places
- yall almost got lost if it wasn't for his grandma yelling his name so loudly
- he introduced you to her and she literally loves you
- we stan grandmothers to be honest
david rodriguez |
- yall obviously went to Cancún
- his family goes once every year
- and his family loves you so they obviously kidnapped you into going
- you were chill with it tho
- you got to try so many south american food and they all honestly tasted really good
- you met his family members and they were all so accepting of you
- his cousins literally dressed you up as if you were going to quince
- david took you to tourist spots nearby and showed you some places he went to as a kid
- he had this really cool old treehouse
- yall even camped out there one night and watched the stars
- he's perfect boyfriend material yall
mark cottswold |
- mark's family was going to san fransisco
- mark invited you with his parents permission ofc
- the car ride there, you showed up with like a huge blanket for you and mark
- you ofc shared with rebecca bc you and rebecca were besties tbh
- you shared a room with her and gossiped with her about stuff
- like kyle lmao
- mark and you stayed at the house with rebecca while his parents went to do what they needed to do
- yall chilled and played some video games
- it was just a pretty chill trip to be honest
pete thelman |
- you had some family in arizona
- your parents let you take pete with you because they wanted to get to know him better
- you also wanted to bring him so he could meet some goth cousins you had
- pete hated the car trip because he got motion sickness really bad (i struggle really bad with car sickness and the only way to calm it down is just sleeping through it)
- so he just took a nap the entire way there
- he ended up loving your goth cousins and got along with them greatly
- wouldn't stop bragging to henrietta + michael when you guys got back
- he let you take a couple photo with him and you later posted it on your instagram
michael the tall goth |
- michael actually hates travelling
- it gives him unwanted anxiety
- so, you guys just ended up staying at his house while his parents went on a vacation somewhere
- yall were chill with it tho
- it was like a house vacay
- yall just binged watched american horror story + a bunch of horror movies
- and when he was down for it, yall cuddled on top of the roof of his house
- yall spent a lot of time up there to be honest, just like listening to music and shit
christophe the mole |
- you guys obviously went to his home
- france
- wee wee
- he took you to all these cool places
- and he brought you to this place where you could like try all these snacks and stuff for free
- man that whole trip was like heaven tbh
- yall have an instagram post of you guys standing in front of the eiffel tower and he actually looked happy in it :]
gregory of yardale |
- his family was going to oregon and he wanted you to come with
- the car ride there was nice and peaceful
- you two read a book together on the way there
- the first thing yall did was go hiking for some reason
- but it was worth it at the end
- there was this big huge waterfall that was surrounded by moss + just nature
- it was so pretty
- he took your picture for you and you two took a cute couple photo
- it was cute, you both tried to get really close to the waterfall to stick your hand through the water
- his mom recorded you two and sent it to gregory later lolz
damien thorne |
- yall visited hell obvi
- nah just kidding
- damien + his dad says it's too dangerous for you there
- so yall went to bora bora
- chris tagged along too ( in case you don't remember, this is satan's boyfriend which i'm not sure if he's alive or not but oh well )
- you and damien went and caused chaos
- but then yall got some donuts and walked around in a jungle
- satan and chris randomely appeared and just walked with yall
- you guys got spied on a lot by them, it was kind of funny tbh
pip pirrup |
- you and pip went britain
- he didn't have the best time there but he thought it would be nice to go there with you + your family
- plus yall went to the nicer parts of england
- you had an online friend that you met up with and pip got to meet them too
- he visited his home town with you one day and you brought flowers to his parents graves
- then, since you thought he was feeling sad
- you guys went and had a picnic out in this flower field that your friend recommended to you as a date spot
- by the end of the trip, he felt a lot better about going back there
ike broflovski |
- you guys obviously went to canada
- ike wanted to meet his birth parents
- so that's what he did
- he wanted you to come as emotional support
- his birth parents took you and ike all over the nice parts of canada
- ike was really happy
- it was just a really wholesome trip
- you guys made a promise to come back yearly or every two years
- his birth parents literally loved you
- btw sheila and gerald didn't know about this trip because he thought they wouldn't be very accepting of him going to visit his birth parents
wendy testaburger |
- ya'll went to los angeles
- her parents had something they had to do there
- she invited you of course
- yall were like rocking the town
- wendy + you made so many new friends
- also yall like partied hard every night
- honestly it was hella fun
- it was like the song last friday night by katy perry but for a week straight
bebe stevens | (by the way, you guys are over the age of 18 in this one because we don't support pedos)
- yall went to new orleans (place be wilding yall)
- you guys were walking down bourbon street and there was like people on the roof
- well this one girl like yelled out bebe's hair color
- basically bebe popped a titty and got some beads
- you did as well cause yolo lol
- you guys had like the best cuisine place in town and it was amazing
- honestly was a trip to remember
- bebe had the time of her life man
red tucker | (if it's triggering for anyone, this one will include smoking, so you guys are also above the age 18!)
- okay so yall traveled international
- you guys went to like one of the wildest places on earth
- which was scottland
- i'm going to be honest, you guys smoked so much weed and made friends with all these dudes
- they were all super chill and yall still like face time them sometimes
- you guys also walked around and she took this picture of you looking out at the water
- she loves it so much and changed it to her background in the phone
- yall passed out on the way back
- the flight attendants had to come and wake you guys up lol
nichole daniels |
- you guys went to romania
- because it had the largest palace to exist
- she thought the idea of going to a palace really cool
- and you guys went because mainly it was her birthday and you wanted to do something special
- it was cute cause you both went out and got dresses/suits to wear there so it was like a cute date
- she loved it and took so many pictures
- although you guys sadly had to stay in a hotel nearby
- the way back you guys made matching instagram posts and changed your profile pictures to a picture you two took together
heidi turner |
- you guys went to sweden
- the flight there was really cute and aesthetic
- like for instance, you guys took a lot of pictures of the sunset outside of the plane window
- you guys went there because it has the biggest women's right movement
- heidi really wanted to do a march there
- so when you guys got there
- you made signs and immediately went to find a march
- you guys did and made tons of friends
- she really loved it and it was fun seeing her enjoy it
- she couldn't stop bragging to wendy and nichole
rebecca cottswold |
- you guys traveled to japan but it was a small mountain town since tokyo is literally so dangerous
- the main reason you went though is because you both really like gardens
- the garden you went to was kanazawa
- it was known for being a magical garden from what rebecca heard
- it was really cool because when you guys got there, you were able to take some of the flowers that were there
- they also had a small shrine that you walked up to and you two left some flowers there for the gods (japanese religion is so interesting to me)
- she took this professional camera she had and took pictures of almost every flower she seen
- when you guys got back, she couldn't stop telling her parents about how amazing it was while you stood there awkwardly lol
- but you and mark talked about the architecture because he apparently likes that stuff
henrietta biggle |
- she took you to this gothic castle in a nearby state
- and you guys just drove there since it was easier than taking a plane
- the drive there, you guys were blasting a bunch of paramore songs and other bands that she enjoyed a bunch with occasionally your songs
- once you guys got there, you both changed into gothic dresses to make the experience more fun
- you guys had on long eyeliner and just the look was perfect
- the best part was you guys got to stay at the castle for 3 nights and got to just do all this cool stuff
- it was cute cause when you guys finally got back from the castle
- henrietta would bring it up every time you two talked because of how much she enjoyed it
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