《Inuyasha/naruto-crossover》Chunnin exams par- WHAT THE HELL?!?!
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I had informed dad about my encounter with a snake and he waved me off till anko said it was the Oreo-thing, then he freaked out about me
After assuring him that I was in fact ok he continued to explain the third exam,
I was going to be a proctor but I'd have to stay with all the Kages and announce things from their box.
"Ok"
one month of me doing nothing later
"Oi... what happened to coughing fit? why is stick face a proctor now?" everyone and I mean every single one was staring at me.
"... I said that very loud... didn't I ?"
One freaky ass synchronized nod later
"LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!"
boooooooooooring that is what this is, first fight was Naruto's and he kicked ass just like I knew he would, then kitty guy (Kankuro) forfeit, so did the sexist bastard (Shikamaru) after he outsmart ponytails, and now it's duckbutts turn,
And where is he, why I don't know, where ever could he be??? "KAKASHI IMMA KILL YOU IF YOU DONT GET YO ASS HERE RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!!"
and poof he arrives, its like he hears me from across the universe, "OI EYEBALL" the masked man looks at me, "DID YOU PURPOSELY MAKE HIM LATE HUH DIDJA?!"
He shivers a little as he says no and asks if they made it in time, my eye twitched at that.
And the fight between the panda and duck begins
Five minutes later
Why did garra go through the wall???
Wait the kazewage just took dad, wait *sniff sniff* SNAKE PEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!
I jump after them and punch through the barrier between us Oreo seems shocked and other ninja take care of the weirdos who put the barrier up.
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I grabbed dad and the snake while my friends rounded up all the enemy nin, I could sense a strongish demonic presence and looked to dad who nodded for me to go.
I reached the source and saw this weird mutant raccoon thingy, "HEY PANDA ZIT" well you can't blame garra was sticking out on his forehead like a sore thumb,
The beast looks to me and laughs like a retarded hyena/cow mix. "oi, give the kid back his body before you regret it" I say lowly,
Again with the laugh "and what can a mere human do to me the all powerful one tail!"
"This" I fly up and drop kick the bastard, he starts freaking out and scrambles around, he tries to go toward the village but I say
"Not today sweetheart" punching him back i compress his size with my power over lesser demons,
Then naruto comes crashing in on a giant frog which just changed into a fox, "GO NARUTO!" I scream,
Wow he just head but the kid, who is falling towards the ground, I catch him and place him on the forest floor,
Then watch as Naruto drags himself closer using his chin, I back off as Temari and Kankuro retrieve their brother and leave while garra apologizes.
"Bye panda-chan!" I yell and he smiles, its small but it's a start.
We all return to the arena, which has a bunch of sound and leaf ninja which include all the high ranking jounin.
"Got everyone?" I ask even though they seem surprised by my seriousness,
"The one tails has been detained" the other Kages are how, "I can suppress lesser demons"
Again they ask how that is possible,
" I am a demon my self, with my own demonic power and presence, the demons you have here are nothing compared to the ones I've faced were I come from"
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They all stare before gathering up their own ninja and going home to their own villages,
I was about to talk to dad when a familiar sight opened up beneath all our feet, dad all the lead nin, and enemies including Oreo dropped into what I know as Inuyasha's Meīdo Zangetsuha,
"WHAT THE HELL!!" I scream as we fall,
When we land on grass slightly familiar scents invade my nose, I hear shuffling and look to see my brothers, I don't see Kagome, wonder why?
"Mika?" I here an unsteady voice, I look back to my brothers "hello Inuyasha, Shesshomaru"
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