okay I know u already said no but just listen to how much money we could make for the talent show

Ugh Ok

150 dollars. That's 50 each since token and jimmy said no

fine I'm in

yay!

by the way this is just me you and Tweek doing this and Tweek needs a ride sooo...

fine I'll pick him up.

I shut my phone off and laughed about how stupid Clyde is sometimes.

I grabbed my nasa letterman jacket and took a few pokes at my hair. A few pokes that took half an hour..

I walked out the door and to my truck. Okay I won't put embarrassing music on this time. I said to myself

I pulled up at Tweek's house and knocked. A man I assume to be Tweek's Dad opened the door.

"Oh Hello Craig I haven't seen you in a while." I heard a loud muffled voice in the background, that's fucking weird.

"Uh Yeah, isn't Tweek here?"

"As a matter of fact he is but he's in the shower right now so you can wait here" he motioned towards the couch, So I sat down.

"Oh Tweek!" He yelled up stairs

"YEAH?" Ooh the muffled voice was Tweek.

"What are you doing?"

"CHANGEING DUH"

I giggled behind my hand. Tweek's a bitch to his parents.

"Could you come down?" His Dad yelled again taking a sip of his coffee.

"UM NO IM FUCKING CHANGEING" that's a first. Tweek just said fuck to his parents. I mean I do that all the time but I would never picture Tweek saying fuck. Let alone to his parents.

"Craig drove all this way to see you!" He sounded a little mad but because of his voice it was hard to take him seriously.

"SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT." Tweek was tumbling around in the bathroom. "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT." He was tumbling down the straits now in his boxers and a gray 90s MTV shirt, struggling to put his jeans on due to the fact he was falling. His dad muttered he was an embarrassment and pinched inbetween his eyes. I had an urge to punch him. What a dick.

"Heeeeeeey Craig" he was out of breath and blushing.

I couldn't help but laugh a little.

"Looks like you fell for me" I said, laughing even harder.

"Let's just go to Clyde's."

"Haha fine"

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In the car we laughed and talked about random stuff, mostly memes. When we got to Clyde's and walked into his room. Instead of him sitting on his bed or bean bag chair like a normal person he was sitting on the floor with his legs criss crossed with his hands together. It would look like he was praying I found he wasn't sitting like a moron.

"Sit. Crises cross apple sauce." He patted the floor.

"Oh my god ngh clyde" Tweek Said sitting next to Clyde.

"You make fun of me but you're doing it" he said looking at Tweek.

"Ha. Damn." I said sitting 'cris cross apple sauce'

"Okay what the hell are we doing for the talent show?" I said.

"How about a song?" Clyde replied.

"Dude you can't sing for shit." I glared at him "me and token are the only one one song who can sing"

Tweek softly said "I can" while raising his hand slightly "I can play guitar and piano too" me and Clyde looked him surprised. I don't know why this news was surprising, I guess we all never thought of Tweek as a music guy.

"Nice! Way to step up Tweek" Clyde said "now that we know we're doing a song, which one should we chose?"

There was a pause.

"I made a list you dummies"

Me and Tweek let out breaths of relief.

I took a look at the list

'I can do anything better'

'The girl Is mine'

'Bad little boy'

'I just can't stop loving you'

'Opposites attract'

'The boy I said mine'

'Time of my life'

"Clyde these are all romantic duets" I say as if he doesn't know.

"Yes, about that" oh god here he goes "since this town loves gays because they want to look 'progessive' I thought you guys could do a duet together"

"Why me?" Which sounded ruder than I intended

"Because I'm not doing it, everyone knows I'm straight" Clyde said. Heh huge fucking lie. Almost everyone knows he's straight. Me, jimmy and token however? He's the best bi. Heh I'm funny.

"Ha. Sure they do" I laughed at my own joke as he jokingly slapped my knee.

"So gays, sorry I ment guys, what song do u want?"

"I hate all of them" I stated in a monotone voice.

"Craig!" Tweek snapped, I laughed at this quick snap of emotion "I like adventure time so I guess bad little boy? That and time of my life are the only ones on here I actually know and I can't do a lift or whatever."

I sat there for a second, letting my emotion slip through my face for a second.

"I don't really wanna do this.." I felt sick.

"Wait you just- ooooooh" shut the fuck up clyde "you just don't wanna do this cause you're scared you might scar-" I slapped my hand over Clyde's mouth. I didn't need Tweek to know who I had a crush on.

"Shut the fuck up!" I yelled at him "tweeks right there you dumbass! I don't need another person knowing I have a crush on someone! Let alone who!"

"Ow, sorry, sorry" Clyde said "well If he didn't know before (which how could he not) he sure as hell knows now"

My eyes rolled and I blushed. Tweek just sat there looking confused and scared. I don't blame him.

"It's getting late. Let's go, Tweek" I grabbed my things "bye clyde" Tweek scurried behind me.

I opened my truck door, got in,started it, and put my seatbelt on. Tweek did the same.

"Woah, that was..." Tweek.

"Yeah.."

I pulled the vehicle over to the road and looked at him.

"Okay I obviously don't want you to know who I like but if you want to guess I'll tell you if you got it"

Tweek chirped up "Deal." he smiled through the gap inbetween his front teeth.

"Okay for now I'll let you guess their hair color" I said, pulling back onto the road.

"Um, blonde?"

"Um... yeah, actually how did you know?" I was a little surprised he got it right away.

He smirked and said "lucky guess" it doesn't feel like a guess Tweek "Are they in our grade?"

"Tweek I said just their hair color"

"Pleeeeaaase"

"Fine. Yes they are"

"Oh! Okay so I know they have blonde hair, brown eyes, and in our grade"then he listed all the people they could have been and I said no to all of the. Because they were all girls.

Does he not know I'm gay?