It was 6:am on a Friday and sun was pouring through the window as I swept the coffee shop. The sunlight and the blue and purple flowers growing inbetween the cement made me feel at peace I turned away from the door with a smile on my face.

"TWEEK!"

"GAH!" I threw my broom in the direction of the voice, missed them completely, and hit the glass.

"Hey bebe"

"Hey tweek sorry I scared you I was just really excited to ask you if Craig said anything"

"Heh it's okay and he did" I told her walking towards my broom.

She jumped up and down and did a little spin.

"So?"

"Okay he wouldn't tell exactly who he liked but he gave me hints" I said grabbing the broom.

"Like?"

"She has brown eyes, in our grade, and has blonde hair"

I looked at her and she looked exasperated. All she let out was a squeal.

"I'm going to ask him out tomorrow"

She was about to leave but she turned around and said "next weak" and I laughed

She ran and hugged me, which I was not expecting. Then she left after I gave her a free iced coffee. When she left I smiled at the door, she's such a dork.

"So, are you straight son?"

"Wha?-" I turned around to see my dad leaning on the counter. "I-"

"This isn't going to awful for business" I fucking want to punch him. All he cares about is if I'll help the shop or not, he doesn't give a damn about me.

"No Dad! I'm gay"

"Good"

A few hours later token and Craig walk in talking.

"Hey guys!"

"Hey- woah!" Token said

I'm confused for a second but then I remember I'm not wearing my usual outfit, I'm wearing a white and lavender crop top sweater. Since it was may it felt nice to wear a crop top.

"Oh! This? My dad makes me wear my 'feminine' clothes during work to promote business"

"Man, that sucks"

"Yeah it's kinda homophobic but I like wearing my feminine clothing so I don't complain" I stopped myself "much"

We laughed and i took their order. When I went to prepare it I realized we were out of caramel syrup. So I went to the back to go get it. Of course it's on the top shelf. I'm pretty tall so reaching it isn't the issue my crop top is. I start to feel thankful I'm the only one in the room and reach for it. Once I finally get it I hear "uuUuUUuh, cleanup at table ten?" it sounds like tokens voice. What did those fuck nuggets do.

I walk out of the back and see cereal and dry macaroni and cheese in a mountain on the floor. I look at Craig and token and they give horrified looks.

"WhAt tHE fUCK hAppENED!?!?" I yell.

"Okay Twe-"

"NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE EVEN ON THE MENU!?!" I scream more "WHERE DID IT COME FROM?"

"Okay, Okay Tweek." Craig looks at me "we can explain"

"How the fUCk are you going to exPlAin thiS?"

"We were going to bring them to Jimmys house but we came here to ask u if you wanted to come but we wanted coffee too and when u got more coffee beans or whatever, it spilt out of tokens Gucci backpack" Craig explained

I let out a large puff of air and laugh, hard"who brings cereal and Mac and cheese to a friends house in a Gucci bag?" I say not even being able to look at them.

I went to the back and grabbed two brooms and handed it to them. Then I went to the back to get my coat.

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I walked into jimmys house. I've never been here before but the place was nice and homey. The walls were burgundy and yellow and the carpet was a dull brown. We walk upstairs and enter what I assume is jimmy's bedroom. His walls were light green and there was an Everest poster on the wall. His room smelt like ramen noodles. He sat at his computer chair eating ramen noodles with his usual yellow sweatshirt but this time he was wearing sweatpants, he looked pretty comfy. Clyde was sitting next to him in a pink bean bag chair eating lays potato chips.

"H-hey gu-guys" jimmy said.

"Hey Jim, sup Clyde" Craig told them putting his jacket on jimmys bed.

Craig and token sat down on jimmys rug.

"Did you bring the goods?" Clyde's asks.

"Meth?" I ask. Everyone laughed. They thought I was joking.

Token shakes his head no and explains the story of how he spilled fruit loops and macaroni and cheese on my floor and how I was "being a wad"when I asked them to clean it up, Craig's words not mine.

"H-hey tweek?"

I gulp "Yeah?" He could ask me a million different things right now. I always think about what might happen but this time I can only picture him asking if I like Craig.

"Wh-w-What's up with th-the outfit?"

Oh thank god. I look down at my half-of-a sweater And tell him "my dad makes me wear this at work. So it's sorta like a maids outfit. Except I wear a diffrent one everyday"

After a little while goes by i figure I'd bring up the crush subject. Since we don't have anything to say at the moment and I wanted to keep the conversation alive.

"So Craig, I think I know who you like" I say. It sounded more nervous than I'd like to admit.

"Oh yeah?" He says teasingly.

"Bebe?"

They laughed except for Craig who just gave me a confused smile

"Yeah... Yeah sure.. I like Bebe" he says. I can't tell if it's sarcasm, most of the things he says isn't sarcasm but it sounds like it. This is one of the reasons people don't hang out with Craig, because his tone of voice is confusing. I can see how but I like it.

I could listen to his stories all day