I grabbed my duffle bag and ran off to school. Before I walked out the door my dad stopped me.

"Oh! And Tweek!"

I groaned "yes? Dad?"

"Take these condoms, don't want you to get pregnant" he threw condoms at me

"OH MY FUCKING GOD"

I ran out the door out of embarrassment when not long. Like five seconds later a black rusty truck pulled up to me. Oh gOd wAs I aBOUt tO gET kidNAPPed?!?

"Hey Tweek, need a ride?"

I peeked behind my duffle bag and was relieved to see it was Craig.

"Oh-yeah heh thanks"

I got in and put my duffle bag on my lap.

"Seatbelt"

Click

"So uh Tweek?"

"Yeah?"

"Why do you have condoms?"

I blushed and threw them into my bag on the very bottom.

"Oh-uh heh well it's kinda of um a long story"

Two minutes later brown eyed girl came on Pandora.

"Oh man I love this song!" Craig hummed along

"Oh uh..." I stared to drift "do you like someone with brown eyes?"

He gave me a dirty look "not that it's any of your business but yeah, yeah I do"

This could be information for Bebe.

Me and Craig walked into the school and we parted to our lockers

"Tweek!"

"GAH" Oh it's just Bebe, that's embarrassing.

"I heard you and Craig hung out yeasterday!"

"Oh yeah! We did"

"Did you find out anything?"

I thought about it "Oh! Yeah uh he likes someone with brown eyes" I said dialing my locker combination

She loudly gasped "he could like ME!"

"Okay don't get you're hopes there are tons of people our age with brown eyes, people who may not even live-"

I didn't get a chance to finish, she was just so friggin happy. I smiled it was kinda cute.

"Tweek you're the " She hugged me tightly

"You're welcome, man"

The bell rang and we went to our classes.

My first was English. I don't really love that class but I'm good at it and there aren't many things I'm really good at. So I try as hard as I can which infers with my burning desire to just say I don't care.

Next I had math. Oh my god I hate that class. It's so boring! But whenever I zone out I have no idea what the fuck is going on when I zone back in! It's frustrating!

I sit there just staring at the board trying to figure out what he just said but it baffles me. At some point I just say "fuck it" and think I've gotten all the notes down so I can understand it later.

"Okay everyone that's all of the lesson today" the teacher says as he looks at the clock "you have five minutes to talk before you go to lunch" mr. White is the only reason I don't try and hang myself in that class. He's really chill but not in a 'my life is going nowhere and I hate my wife, children, and all of you' kind of way.

Someone taps me on the shoulder and I jerk around "oh hey Craig, what's up?"

"Hey dude," he says in his monotone raspy voice "wanna sit with us during lunch?"

I'm genuinely surprised by this question. I heard it takes a lot for someone to be in Craig's circle. Of course Bebe doesn't have the most reliable sources.

"Oh uh, sure! Sounds good"

He gives me a smile "cool"

Fuck. He's cute. I think

No wonder Bebe has a crush on him..

Okay, FUCK. Where did that come from.

The bell rings and I'm honestly so confused but I shake it off. Literally, I violently shake my head.

I put my stuff in my locker and walk up to Wendy

"Hey Wendy, the weirdest thing just happened"

"What?" She asks without looking from her locker.

"Craig just asked me to sit at his table"

"Oooh that's cool!" I can't tell if she's being sarcastic "you could learn about him more for Bebe" okay she's serious.

"To be Honest I don't think Craig and Bebe would be a good idea."she says

"Why not?"

"Craig is a bad influence and you know how impressionable Bebe is!"

"You have a point but if it makes her happy why not let her go for it?"

"That's true"

Me and Wendy walked to the cafeteria and went our separate ways. I stood there looking for Craig and those guys. I finally found them in the lunch line so I decided to walk up to them.

"Hey guys"

"Hey tweek! Getting lunch?" Token smiled

"No actually I don't really eat from the school"

"Why?" Jimmy.

"Man, that stuff could get you infected if they don't sanitize their equipment properly and the meat could be from a horse or dog and-" I was cut off by Craig

"Okay dude that's enough I don't wanna throw up right now"

After they got their food we went to a table and sat down. We talked about all sorts of stuff. Space, dinosaurs, Dino chicken nuggets, and somehow the conversation got to a debate about what song is better. These were the choices.

Thank you, next by arianna grande, take on me by a-ha, Africa by Toto,girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper and crazy little thing called love by queen.

I won.

"So what should we do for the talent show?"clyde said

"Ugh. I'm not doing that." Craig told me while flipping him off

"Please we could win a cock ton of money!"

Then the bell rang so we all started to walk to our lockers. Me, Token and jimmy were behind Clyde, and Craig. When exiting the cafeteria I look at Craig from behind. He's laughing at something clyde said. My eyes move from his face, to his calves to his... um Jean pockets if you know what I mean. I blush dark. I can't really help it! He wears high waisted skinny jeans with his red racer shirt tucked in! That wasn't my fault!

Wow that's a lame excuse.

FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN. THAT POPPED UP OUT OF NO WHERE

He does look nice though.