Narrator's POV

"Just shut up and tell me where you are!" An emerald furry shouted through the phone. A chuckle came from the other side of the phone. "It's not funny!"

"Okay, okay, okay... I'm..." There was a pause. "On the phone with you!" There was a loud laugh.

"I'm losing my patience..."

"Okay... I'm sorry." The other took some time to breathe. "I can't tell you where I am."

"Why not?!"

"I just can't. Byeee." The phone call ended.

"No!" Emerald threw his phone across the room. "That bitch! I'll come and get him!" Shouted the furious hedgehog. He sighed after calming down. He looked over at a picture of his ebony lover. "Don't worry Shadow, I'll come and bring you home." He said.

Mephiles' POV

The little black hedgehog was sleeping on my lap relaxed. Honestly, I don't want him for sex...I like him. And I totally mean like, like him. He's so cute and those ruby colored eyes are so beautiful. He's adorable when he curls up to sleep. He wakes up like a small child who was disturbed during his evening nap. His quills would be messy, and his eyes would be tired and heavy.

Sometimes he'd also be grumpy because I'd wake him up.

Then there's that adorable smile that he forms on his lips. He closes his eyes and smiles warmly at you. He's so irresistible. He was the cutest creature on this earth, he's very playful too. Man, but does he love having his tummy rubbed. Once your hands began rubbing his belly, he'd paralyze and starts to purr.

His ears were sensitive and so was his tail. He'd get really nervous and worried once someone messed with them.

Sometimes when he makes me angry, he always finds some cute way around it. Wether it was a broken plate, vase or any other glass object he'd apologize and cutely find his way around the punishment.

Now we were in the backyard. The grass was green, there were very many colorful flowers and a willow tree in the corner. I put a concrete bench under that tree.

Shadow was jumping around, chasing crickets. He'd jump in piles of leaves that had shed looking for them. He likes digging for them too. Every time he'd catch one he'd put it in a jar beside me, I was sitting down on the bench under the willow tree, but then they'd hop out.

He came back so confused wondering where his crickets had gone, then he'd go catch some more. I looked at the time, it was about lunch time.

"Hey Shadow!" I called him over. I didn't see him anywhere. I turned my head toward some rumbling bushes, his head came up. His quills were a mess, then he turned to me, he had something in his mouth. "Come on, it's lunch time!" He dove back in the bushes. I sighed.

He's so stubborn sometimes... I got up and walked over to the bush. I dug my hand in there, and got a grip of his fur.

"Gotcha..." I said playfully. I pulled him up from the bush. He had leaves and twigs in his quills. He had...

A pair of my boxers in his mouth!

I blushed like crazy. "Give me those!" I yanked them from his mouth.

"Ow..." He groaned and put his hands to his mouth, beginning to roll into a ball.

"Let me see..." I said, putting the boxers in my pocket. I brought my face closer to his to see, but he licked my nose. "Hey!" He giggled.

"Gotcha!" He laughed. I put him over my shoulder. "Hey!"

"Let's go eat something besides my boxers..." I told him. We entered the house.

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Mephiles' POV

"Come on Shadow. Just this one."

"I don't like it."

"Hey, if you put dressing on your broccoli it'll taste better." I told him.

"I already tried it, and it tastes bad. Can I just eat my carrots?"

"No, broccoli has a lot of nutrients in it that you need. Now eat it..."

"No." He said closing his mouth.

"Shadow..." He shook his head. "It's just a little stem."

"Eww!" He slapped it onto the floor.

Narrator's POV

The pet's master was now angered.

"Shadow!" He shouted.

The pet laid his ears down on his head and shrugged his shoulders. He noticed his master was angered. "No, see? I'm eating my vegetables..." He pet whispered now scared. Mephiles slapped the green food out of his hands, making the black pet squeak.

"You are a disgrace! Don't you appreciate the food I put on this table for you?! It's a waste of money and time! Maybe I should not feed you, that way you'll appreciate the food, because you'll be starving!" Shouted his master.

"I'm sorry... I didn't mean to, I was just..." The pet entered panic and ran to another room.

"Stupid hedgehog!" The pet's master sighed, trying to calm down. "Shadow... Shadow wait!" But the pet was gone already.

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Meanwhile a certain blue hedgei had visits.

"So how's everything in Möbius?"

"Good. It's a wonderful place really. How's Rosy?"

"Well, she won't stop chasing me."

"Same here with Amy. They love us so much." Sonic winked at his classic form.

"I heard Scourge was caught, but released seven months ago and that Shadow was found." Classic answered.

"Oh yeah. That been going on for a while now, but it's gone down. Hey you wouldn't mind watching over the house, while I go get dinner...would ya?" Sonic asked turning back to his guest after drying his hands on the kitchen towel.

"No problem at all. What's for dinner?"

"Only the best thing in the world..." Sonic smiled. "Be back in a flash!" He zoomed out the door.

"Okay, I'll just be here watching the house." His guest jumped of his chair and walked over to the couch, and grabbed the remote. "Let's see what's on Cartoon Network..." He turned the TV on.