Hell Hath no Hoagie Fantasy Comedy Supernatural
Steve, a half-demon on his mother's side, must find the sandwich that will bring upon the end of times! Or at least, that's what he tells his demonic bosses. In truth, he'd much rather just hang out with his friends, a Judge who summons bunnies to maintain the balance of good and evil, a hell-knight who enjoys slaughtering said bunnies, and a tortured soul who is perpetually on fire (who would very much like to snuggle said bunnies but has been told multiple times not to). Steve was supposed to care for the antichrist, and not let the guy get addicted to MMORPGs. But Steve claims that a terrific sandwich will awaken the bloodlust in the antichrist, and so he joins his companions on a road trip to find the most delicious, most evil, most apocalyptic-inducing sandwich of all time... and maybe a taco.
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1. Chapter 1: Gore's Chosen Appetizer
2. Chapter 2: The Destruction of Lindbergh’s Family Eatery and Pub
3. Chapter 3: The Assault on Purity Advertising
4. Chapter 4: The Coming of the One Called Billy
5. Chapter 5: Gore Breaks another Window
6. Chapter 6: Steve Runs over an Angel
7. Chapter 7: The Immolation of a Tuna Fish Sandwich
8. Chapter 8: Gore Fails to Beat Someone with a Trombone
9. Chapter 9: Gore Pummels a Bartender
10. Chapter 10: The Conquest of the Tethered Soul
11. Chapter 11: Gore Once More Throws Burney Through a Window
12. Chapter 12: Burney Hugs a Duck
13. Chapter 13: The Terminator of the Ozarks
14. Chapter 14: Gore Shoots a Turtle
15. Chapter 15: Gore Coins Several New Colloquialisms
16. Chapter 16: Burney Makes a Terrible Sandwich
17. Chapter 17: Steve Explains Why He Would Not Kill Hitler
18. Chapter 18: Gore Explains Why Killing Lincoln isn’t Racist
19. Chapter 19: President Lincoln is Assassinated by a Japanese Sedan
20. Chapter 20: Ivan Show Tent, Is Good for Health
21. Chapter 21: Gore Opens the Gates of Hell
22. Chapter 22: Reenactors Take on an Army of Hell
23. Chapter 23: Ivan’s Refrigerator Explodes
24. Chapter 24: Burney Breaks the Tank
25. Chapter 25: Steve Crashes a Tank into a Furry Convention
26. Chapter 26: Steve Becomes a Half-Demon Cutie
27. Chapter 27: Steve Doesn’t Know How to Hotwire a Car
28. Chapter 28: Gore Wears a Furry Costume
Ortus
A woman wakes up in a forest, naked, alone, and injured. She has nothing but a strange, black dagger and mysterious, floating, blue boxes to aid her. Can she find food and water? Survive the deadly animals? Escape the forest? Learn about the life-altering magic the boxes provide her? She has to use her wits, her knowledge, and maths to do so. But first, baby steps. She doesn't even understand the language, yet. If you see any maths mistakes or strange story decisions, leave a comment and I will either fix it or consider changing it. This is also, essentially, a first draft. That means I will edit older chapters and nothing is final, including numbers. Any major changes are listed in the changelog below each chapter. Since this is a first draft, the start is noticably bad and inconsistent compared to the more recent chapters so you will have to endure that to get to the good stuff. Rewritten version of Ortus (Old Version)
8 321Tales of Regventus Book Six: Aurumist
Griffa knows time is growing short for the kingdom of Regventus. She must stop Philo Quick and reclaim the throne for the blood of Adalwen. With her friends help, she goes from village to village trying to stop the raging sickness in kingdom, all the while knowing she is only stopping the symptoms of a much larger disease. To save the kingdom, Griffa will need to gain the support of the magical folk of the kingdom. As she moves closer to retaking the throne of Aurumist, she realizes she might have to give up everything to see her kingdom and those she loves safe.
8 199Vanilla
A plain RPG based off a classic 'reincarnation-into-another-world' series of events. Nothing original, I assure you. ---- Shiro Hayuata was killed and is now reincarnated into another world, [insert ridiculously obvious hypothetical question here].
8 197Pandora's Box Online
The first and new VRMMORPG made by a company called Dragon Lore Inc. They decide to make a beta test and release 10,000 capsule around the world that can be bought at a random gaming shop for 5,000$Paul(21 years old) is a NEET (Not in Education,Employment and Training) is one of the 10,000 buyers of the capsule for beta testing of the first VRMMORPG.(My reference of this fiction is the game called Weapons of war. I took some names and concept on it :3)(Source Link of the Cover: http://kevincu.deviantart.com/art/Pandora-s-Box-80535550) (From the future me, Oh man... This is bad... Really bad... I don't even know why I made this one. If you can bear with many of errors I made in this one then go ahead and read it.)
8 120The In-Between // an It and Stranger Things crossover
Y/N L/N never thought she would leave the comfort of Hawkins, Indiana, but after the events that left Hawkins flipped upside down, her parents were quick to rush her away from all the action and to a small town in Maine called Derry. she quickly became friends with a group of people who called themselves the Losers Club and finds out that Derry isn't so quiet and normal as her parents might have hoped for. but now it's 1987, three years after the Losers Club defeated It and two years after Y/N and the Party last defeated the Mind Flayer and demodogs, and both forces are back at full force, only this time they seemed to have teamed up to create an even bigger problem than either group had ever seen. there's only one way to stop the horrific events that are taking place and Y/N isn't so sure how it's all going to play out. then again, if she wants to save her friend and protect the lives of her family and friends, this would be the only way.it was time for the Party to meet the Losers Club| It x Stranger Things Crossover |{ some Bill Denbrough x reader }
8 65trainee a reactions and one shots
The title is self explanatory uwuAnd I accept requestsIf this makes you feel uncomfortable in any ways please leave and this is my first book so please don't leave any hate, I'm learning lol😃And be prepared for tonnes of cringe
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