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Pulang saja dari sekolah, kaki aku menghayun memasuki rumah buruk dan separuh runtuh milik keluarga kami sebab hujung tahun lepas, Gempa termusnah rumah ni tanpa sengaja menggunakan golem tanahnya kerana mood dia ketika itu sting aku yahoo. Sebab kos pembaikan mahal, Duri menawarkan diri untuk membantu malah dia memusnahkan pula separuh bahagian rumah. Sebab itulah kami malas mahu campur tangan lagi, biarlah rumah tinggal setengah. Asal ada tempat berteduh.
Tak, tu semua tak penting. Yang pentingnya, aku kena lekas check handphone dan 'search' 'instagram' dalam Google Play. Pebenda instagram tu? Best sangat ke kalau buat akaun instagram?
Lepas dah tekan butang 'search', keluar la benda alah, eh maksud aku logo sebuah app ni. Logo itu dipenuhi dengan warna pink, indigo, ungu, biru, oren, apa-apa itu semualah. Banyak sangat warna, kalau aku jelaskan satu-satu, sampai kucing bertelurlah korang tunggu cerita ni tamat.
''Oooh...nilah instagram ye..'' Aku mengangguk kepala sambil berbisik sorang diri. Memang betul logo tu berwarna-warni cam apa yang diberitahu Qually pagi tadi. Ah lupa, beliau selamat ditempatkan di hospital Tanjung Rambutan kini.
Tanpa ragu-ragu ke..agak-agak ke...aku terus tekan butang 'install' dan keluarlah logo angin berpusing-pusing macam kipas angin.
Taufan: Ehem! Kipas berputarlah, bukan berpusing.
Solar: Kalau macam tu, aku kata kipas mengelilingi Matahari pun boleh la kan?
Taufan: Ajaran sesat mana kau dapat ni Solar? Ohh...patutlah kau clever semacam. Sebenarnya bendul.
Solar: Ish, kau ni! Yang bendul tu Duri, bukan aku!
Duri: Yang bendul tu Daunlah, bukan Duri*tibe datang*
Taufan: Kau dengan Daun sama la tu..-_-
Duri: Tapi tu Daun, bukan durilah bendul.
Solar: Siapa bendul?*makin blur*
Taufan: Hali kut.
Hali:*tibe datang(2)* siapa cakap aku ni bendul?
Solar/Duri:*tunjuk Taufan*
Taufan: *geram* Apesal kau orang tunjuk aku pulak, bendul?
Bendul: Siapa dari tadi panggil nama aku?
Setelah berabad-abad aku tunggu...
''Akhirnya....!'' Aku jerit sekuat hati bagaikan itik sarat beranak lepas tengok app gram yang aku dah install ada dalam screen handphone weehhhhhhh. Kiranya, aku ni dah up to dated la kan?
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Knock! Knock!
Mahu ku perhatian!
Knock! Knock!
Ku kurang kasih sayang!
Knock! Knock!
Tolong tersalah, tolong tersilap,
Tolong abaikan aku!
Bunyi ketiuk-ketang dan lagu laen maceam datang dari pintu bilik. Aku yang tadinya menjerit riang puas-puas, terus tersentak lalu toleh pintu bilik yang berwarna kelabu putih.
Ish, menatang mana pulak datang main ketuk-ketang bilik orang ni?
''Solar, yang kau jerit-jerit macam orang tak bentul tu dah kenapa? Kau okey?''
Muncul satu suara yang tersangatlah familiar bagi aku. Oh, Gempa rupanya. Ingatkan hantu tadi. Eh, memang pun Gempa tu hantu. Hantu acah tampan yang kaya dengan kuali pastu duk sibuk lempang anak orang.
I JUST KDDING JE TADI. KAU JANGAN BAGITAHU GEMPA.
''Solar okay, mak! Solar tadi nampak ada anjing berak emas pastu Solar ambillah tinja dia! Kita kayo sekarang, mak! Auto kayo!'' Aku menipu Gempa sesedap rasa sambil melirik handphone aku. Tak apalah, tipu sunat je kottt.
''Oh..nanti kalau nampak ada kejadian tu lagi, mai ajak aku sekali. Mana tahu ada mutiara dan permata jugak kat tinja dia tu..'' ujar Gempa tersenyum. Wait..pintu bilik aku kan tertutup, macam mana aku boleh nampak dia tersenyum?
Hairan.
Lagi aku hairan, mengapa kami berkata fasal perkara jijik tadi? Eu...
Lepas beberapa saat, aku tak dengar lagi bunyi yang datang dari luar. Mungkin Gempa dah pergi sebab nak cari anjing yang boleh berak emas?
Aku kembali tatap layar telefon lalu membuka aplikasi Instagram. Dia (si app tu) suruh aku login atau sign up dulu.
Jadi aku teka butang sign up dan isi borang yang dia (si app tu lagi) berikan.
@solarswaggestguy_
saya hencem anda jelly cakap
Heh, inilah permulaan kehidupan seorang budak hensem a.k.a swag pulak tu yang baru nak mengenal apa itu bersosial. Hehhehemuahaaahabhjvekgevzhrgb!!!
Jap bila fikir balik, sian aku. Kenapa aku baru bersosial kat media sosial waktu umur aku baru satu abad eh?
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