《Helluva Harem》Awaken
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Y/n: While sliding into unconsciousness I could somehow... I don't know, hear the voices of the dying. Thousands crushed by falling buildings, or killed by the explosions. The City has managed to get worse, a plague struck, followed by an increase of rioting, rapes, and civilization committing suicide. I know it's hell but this is too much even for hell. Now we have psychopaths and chickenshit fake overlords. I know Alastor is trying to take on some of the gangs alone but they're so many of them.
Angel Dust: Is there anything we could even do?
Loona: Yeah, it's not like we can't just magically make this shit disappear.
Millie: Y/n, all we can do is just try to live on.
Blitzø: Yeah, besides we have another contract to deal with, this one is big.
Moxxie: Y/n, you can't do anything about this. It's out of your control.
Y/n: Then who is Moxxie! Someone has to do something before we all die!
Alastor: Sit Y/n, you'll be fine, we'll be fine. Just relax and enjoy some of my jambalaya! You've barely eaten!
[Taking the bowl of jambalaya, you shove spoonfuls into your mouth, ignoring the flavor and focusing on what's happening on the outside.]
Y/n: I spent 2 days in a bed in a makeshift hospital, why does hell not even have a hospital!
Angel Dust: I honestly don't know...
Y/n: All you visited me which I appreciate, Moxxie and Alastor didn't even bother leaving my apartment the entire time.
Alastor: Think of it as payback for helping with all those "Loose ends"
Y/n: Like I was saying, on the outside things are bad, but inside...inside me, something was beginning. Scary as hell at first, gotta understand there was no one to talk to, no experts to consult. But with time, I'm learning to control it. Master it. Just hope it's not to late.
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Blitzø: Speaking of which.... Are you gonna show us?
Y/n: Open the window.
[Blitzø opens the window. You then shot out a lightning bolt from your hand. Electricity covers your arms.]
Moxxie: That's great progress Y/n!
Blitzø: Has he been keeping track?
Y/n: Yeah, he would visit time to time and just check how I feel, first time he saw it though, I could barely turn on a light bulb.
Moxxie: Millie, can you go grab the box I left at the doorway please.
Millie: Sure honey!
[Millie grabs a large box, it was unlabeled and heavy.]
Moxxie: So Alastor, Vortex and I, did some... Work together to make this. Being the only weapons expert I took the liberty to make this [Posh] to your taste.
[Millie hands you the box, you opened it and saw something interesting. You grabbed what appeared to be bat like weapons. You flicked it and it's prongs extended.]
Y/n: [Whistling] It is a beauty.
[You gave it a couple of test swing, the electricity from your body powering it.]
Angel Dust: Cool, what is it?
Alastor: Well we argued over what we should call it. I wanted to call it the talking stick.
Moxxie: I wanted to call it Electric Avenue. And Vortex wanted to call it P.O.W.
Y/n: Ha, nice.
Alastor: But we figured that you should be the one to name it.
Y/n: I'm honored, now let me think...
[After you had a couple of minutes to think you finally figured out a name.]
Y/n: Let's call it "The Amp".
[You got mixed reviews from the name but it didn't matter. You had a name for it.]
Moxxie: You know there's two of them.
Y/n: Really?
[You dug into the box again, finding another Amp. This one was made of gold.]
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Alastor: That one was my idea, an overlord should have a weapon of luxury!
Y/n: Thanks guys, can't wait to test this stuff out.
Blitzø: Well we're gonna test it now, we have a contract to fulfill. C'mon ladies let's get out of here.
[Heading towards the I.M.P van, you stayed close to Loona. She grabs your hand, it made you feel warm inside.]
Loona: I was worried you know... After you collapsed... I was scared I lose you for real this time.
Y/n: I'll be fine Loona, you know I will be.
[Loona kisses you softly, you pulled her in by her waist, giving the kiss more passion.]
Loona: After your done with work, let's go on that date you promised me a while back.
Y/n: Sure, you got anywhere in mind?
Loona: There's a buffet in the Gluttony ring I always wanted to try, apparently you can eat as much food as you want without getting full.
Y/n: Sounds like a plan.
[With that Loona gets inside the van, you sat in the back waiting for Millie and Moxxie. You took this as an opportunity to catch up on some Z's]
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