《Helluva Harem》The City Streets
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Park goer 1: Babe... I know we've been... Together for awhile.
Park goer 2: Uh huh.
Park goer 1: And well... I just wanted to ummmm well [Kneeling down on one knee.] Will you Marry M-
[Before anything happens all the light around the city suddenly switch off. Then a city wide explosion happens. As the park goer's look up cars and pieces of buildings come crashing down. Civilians scream and run in terror and the soon to be fiance gets crushed by a car trying to escape.]
Park goer 1: R-Robin...Robin...ROBIN!!!
[Helicopters surround the city reporting all the events.]
Helicopter reporter: It's crazy shit Killjoy! One moment every thing is fine now we have a city wide devastation happening. This can only be done by the Exorcist!
[The cameraman points towards the city, suddenly he points towards a bus hurling towards the copter.]
Helicopter reporter: You gotta be kidd-
[The TV's turn static, everyone at 666 news stared in horror.]
???????: Activation plus six minutes. Pulse is forty five, respiration ten. Lookin' good Y/n.
[You finally gain consciousness, your body burned and covered in ash. You clothes had pieces missing, your biomass powers can't seem to heal them.]
Y/n: [In pain] What the hell happened.
[As you got up you saw your surroundings. A crater, and in the dead center is you. The City was burned and destroyed, buildings nearly collapsing in on itself.]
Y/n: Oh god...
[As you looked around a helicopter searches the area. It then notices you and flys towards your general area.]
Helicopter pilot: There's someone alive down there, Hey! Wave up if you can hear me!
[You waved towards the pilot.]
Helicopter pilot: If you can walk, get out of there, head for the bridge.
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[The helicopter points towards a parking garage.]
Helicopter pilot: Get to the garage and get the hell out of there! Whole thing is coming down!
[The helicopter flies away, as you stood there you had no other option but to move. As you took your first step you felt and excruciating pain but it didn't stop you.]
Y/n: C'mon Y/n move. Move.
[As you head towards the garage, cars and flames erupt from the ground, nearly burning you. You avoid most of obstacles, suddenly your phone rings. A miracle in plain sight. You answered it.]
Vortex: Y/n,Y/n, you there? C'mon man, pick up!
Y/n: V-Vortex? W-What the hell is going on. I think there was an explosion
Vortex: No shit there was an Explosion! TV says exorcist are blowing stuff up all over the city. Meet me at the Goatman's Bridge. We'll get everyone and find a place to hunker down.
Y/n: I'll see you there.
[As you progressed through the rubble, you finally reached the parking garage. As you walked passed an exposed generator, it's electricity shocks you. You sieze up momentarily. Thunder can be heard]
Y/n: Ugh.... What the hell, I should be dead.
[After all the stuff that's happened to you, you genuinely thought you were supposed to be dead.]
Y/n: Need to move...
[As you limped your way out of the garage as fast as you can, the garage starts falling apart. Cars start falling through the floors and exploding in front of you, the heat blast catching you and burning your skin. As you you crossed the garage via a broken down pillar, you reached the other side. As soon as you turned towards the exit more exposed wire electrocutes you. You sieze up again.]
Y/n: AAH!
[As more electricity shocks you, cars and left over generators turn on. The lights turning on and the car alarms going off. Soon enough more thunder is heard and clouds start forming over the city. Soon enough all the electrical items around you explode.]
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Y/n: Whoa! What's happening to me?
[As you finally left the garage you finally saw your goal. The bridge.]
Helicopter pilot: If you're able to walk, please evacuate across the bridge to The Neon, emergency personnel are en route.
[As you walked towards the bridge, demons of all type we're seen either injured or dead. Ambulances covered the area and some sort of special demon "seat" team surrounded the area, armed to the teeth. Walking past the team, you saw Vortex.]
Vortex: [Waving at you to hurry up] Y/n! Over here, man! We gotta go!
[As you tried to cross the bridge one last surge of electricity hits you, this one making your skin feel as if you were holding the sun.]
Y/n: God, no! No, no!
[As you stood there in pain, the thunder storm became a lightning storm. Large bolts of thunder rained down the area, some even landing on top of the demon seat team, killing them instantly. Cars exploded, the remaining survivors fried, and Vortex worrying for your safety.]
Vortex: OH NO, IT'S THE EXORCIST! RUN FOR THE BRIDGE, Y/N! C'MON, MOVE IT!
[As you run across the bridge you noticed that your arms still had electricity coming out of them, but your too scared to even think about it.]
Vortex: Move your ass Y/n, the whole bridge is coming down!
[As you ran towards Vortex, Loona, Millie, Blitzø, and Moxxie show up. You ran as fast as you could avoiding the lightning and explosions.]
Moxxie: Y/n!
[As you finally reached towards the end of the bridge you collapsed. Whether it was pain or exhaustion, it didn't matter. The last thing you remembered was Loona and Vortex rushing over to you.]
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