Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

[Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.]

Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

[Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.]

[softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

[Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. You and Loona are seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.]

LOONA! CLOSE IT!

[You jumped through the portal before Loona can close it, you're not going to leave Moxxie and Blitzo behind.]

Wait, no!

[She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.]

DAMN IT Y/N!

[Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.]

[Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.]

MOXXIE!

I got him!

[With quick thinking, You grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, You and Blitzo run away. You smack Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keep on running through the alleyway.]

(slurred) I smell... *sniffs* colors...

[The three of you eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering you. Blitzo raises his gun, and you aimed your hand ready to fight.]

Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

I fucking HATE! Federal agents.

[Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of your grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents stared at you as you stood there, unfazed by the electricity.]

Huh... Interesting...

[Before you realized whats happening one of the agents runs up to you and gun butts you. You're powers seems to be still weak. You fall over to the floor passing out.]

[chuckles confidently] I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass.

[cocks gun] Super badass!

[Soon enough, Blitzo passes out. Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.]

SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!

[Millie wails with her head and hands on the floor. Loona stands behind her with Stolas' Grimoire in her hands, looking pissed.]

Loona: Fucking damn it! I told Y/n to stay here and fucking rest, he's not ready to work again. HE STILL HAS A LIMP!

[Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona into dropping the Grimoire and holding her hands up defensively.]

What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!

Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until--

[Consumed by rage and worry for the three of you, Millie grabs Loona by her shirt and yanks her down to face level.]

(furious) Open the fucking portal, now!

[Loona and Millie gear up for a rescue mission. Loona zips a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle, and Loona transforms to her human form. The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through.]

They aren't here...!

[Millie drops her axe and falls to her knees again, tears welling in her eyes. Before she can cry, Loona suddenly grabs and lifts her up, bending down to sniff the ground to track where You, Blitzo, and Moxxie went.]

It smells like they went this way.

[Loona drops Millie into the backpack and slings it onto her back, then grabs Millie's axe off the ground, resting it on her shoulder.]

Come on... Let's find the dumbass triplets.

[Loona starts running while carrying Millie. Meanwhile, in an unknown location, Moxxie wakes up and looks around groggily, revealing that the three of you are tied to chairs. Moxxie panics and briefly struggles to get out, until Agent Two grabs the lamp over their heads and brings it close to Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch away.]

Finally awake, huh, little fella? *releases the lamp* Your partners have been a while now.

[The agents reveal that not only are Blitzo and Moxxie tied up, but their tails are wrapped together and chained to an iron ball. Your hands are covered with those hand cuffs that encase the whole hand]

Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck-ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery. So, I-

You went to college?

It's a long story, but-

[Blitzo flinches as the lamp is shined in his face by Agent One.]

: Ohhh, okay!

Tell us, demon scum! Who do you work for? Satan?!

[Agent Two grabs the light again. They begin grabbing it back and forth as they interrogate the three of you.]

How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Why are youse killin' humans?!

When did you show up here?

[The two agents stop passing the lights as Blitzo interrupts them.]

[annoyed] Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock. And I'm still feelin' fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want somethin' iced, bitch!

: Oh, I want Tea that has the mango and strawberry bits inside it. Maybe some passion fruit to.

Really? Tea?

I'm not much for coffee. I mean, I'd take a caramel frappe if they don't have the tea.

[Blitzo turns his head around to Moxxie.]

Mox?

I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu- than -ccino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy"; I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato [points foot accusatorily at Agent Two] and ristretto! I'd also love... three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add--

ENOUGH! We aren't getting youse coffee!

Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!

[leans up close to Moxxie's face] If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta you nasty hell beasts!

When you say "torture", do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of knowing what was true!

: And with psychological torture it's all just mind games, like what if your torturee is really good at manipulating and gas lighting, or maybe they just have an empty shell of a brain. Both types of torture can be very easily beaten if you think about it. Its like playing chess but every piece except your king is a Rook.

My point exactly!

Or we might like it too much. And then you've got a whole new thing to deal with.

[points accusatorily at Blitzo] What do you mean by that?

Ah, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy.

[You and Moxxie squirms in his chair trying to hold in his laughter but laughs anyway.]

[laughing, stomps his hoof on the floor] Good one, sir! "Daddy likey"!

Keepin' subtle boss!

You better stop laughin' at us!

[grabs Blitzo by the collar] Yeah! [pulls an amused Blitzo closer] You are the ones at our mercy!

It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!

[leans down curious] What are you?

I'm a Virgo.

HAH!

Ohhhhh, a smart guy, eh?!

One more quip outta you and we'll shut you up!

Ooh, getting kinkyyyy!

[Both agents recoil in shock and horror.]

WHAAAAT?! We aren't playin' into your vile demon kinks!

OH! if you wanna hear about kinks just ask Y/n over there, he is a FREAK!

Hey i never said I was into most of them, with a wide range of partners your bound to explore the freakish nature of that shit.

You guys are volatile.

I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!

[sarcastic] Please don't give them ideas, sir!

Why not? I know the shit you guys are into!

[Moxxie gets an embarrassed look.]

Stooop! We are [leans towards Moxxie, pointing] NOT gettin' kinky wit youse!

I don't know, from what I heard Y/n can give you the euphoria of a lifetime.

Awwwww, that's the nicest thing you said to me

[Agent Two grab Agent One and pulls him back.]

Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!

[The agents start to walk away.]

Heyyyy, aren't we gonna get our phone call, bitch?

Well, that entirely depends! Who are you gonna call? Hmmm?

Your fat mom, thankin' her for a fat time!

Nice try, demon! His fat mom is dead!

[Agent One starts crying into his own arm.]

[Outside two guards armed with naginata stand outside the entrance. Four security cameras loom over their heads. Millie and Loona peek around the side of the building, looking for a way to sneak in.]

This where they ended up?

I think so. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?

[Millie sees a small vent over their heads and points at it,]

: Lift me up to that vent!

[Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls inside. She opens the side door from inside the building and lets Loona in. They sneak through the halls trying to find all three of you, completely unaware that an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard can see them on the surveillance camera. The guard spits out his coffee in surprise--unintentionally soaking another guard--and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.]

[Loona screeches to a halt. A bunch of agents holding several Japanese melee weapons. An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings it at them. The girls duck, avoiding the blade. Loona jumps, swings the axe, chopping off an agent's leg while Millie shoots him twice with twin pistols. Loona throws the axe at another agent's face where it sticks. Millie climbs the agent's body and removes the ax from his head, jumps to avoid yet another guard's katana swing, then chops the katana-wielding agent in two vertically.]

[Loona runs into an agent with twin nunchaku and attempts to split kick him, but he avoids it. She then rolls back and jumps to avoid his strikes. An agent swings his kusarigama at Loona but Loona ducks low to the ground, allowing the nunchaku guy to be decapitated instead. Millie sneaks up to the now surprised kusarigama-wielding agent and snaps his neck, and as he falls to the floor face first Loona grabs Millie who then grabs the axe from the floor, running towards another set of three agents inside a large doorway.]

[One agent hits a button attempting to stop the girls by closing the blast door on them. The other two reveal their shuriken and proceed to throw them at the girls, though they miss entirely.]

Throw me!

[Loona throws Millie, grunting.]

[Holding her axe in front of her, Millie flies toward the group of agents, landing with a roll just as the blast door labeled "CAUTION BLAST DANGER" closes behind her. Screams of agony can be heard as Millie slaughters them. The blast door opens back up to show Millie surrounded by dismembered corpses and blood splattered on the walls and ceiling.]

[walks into the room, impressed] Damn! You're pretty agile for an old lady!

I'm, like, five years older than you.

[Back to You, Blitzo, and Moxxie. Agent One yells at Blitzo while he responds by playfully sticking his tongue out at him.]

Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!

Hey, hey. Let's just leave them here until they feel like talkin'.

[The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo glances at the door just to be sure, then immediately tries to struggle in his bonds for a couple second before giving up.]

[sighs] Don't worry guys. If we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fuckin' with them until they get so frustrated, they stop thinkin' clearly. It usually works.

We could break out faster if my powers haven't been fucking turning themselves on and off.

Its fine Y/n, this isn't your fault.

[As Blitzo speaks, the agents are looking at a video feed of all 3 of you, Blitzo's audio degrading to add to the effect. Agents One and Two watch them through the screen.]

Hmmm! So, the demons wanna play games, huh? Well, we can play games...

[Agent Two chuckles and hits a button between "HAHA GAS" and "BITCH JUICE" The button, now glowing a bright green, is revealed to be labeled as"TRUTH BOMB".]

Heh! Yeaaah.

[Blitzo is still struggling against the ropes to no avail.]

I'm just worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure!

Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset.

We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!

I mean with all the shit the C.I.A has done to just regular ol' civilians, she would be in danger. That being said, she is not a regular civilian, She is Millie. A red skinned imp with an attitude and the baddassery to back it up. She's got that this Mox, I know she does.

[As they speak, a green gas begins filling the room.]

[suddenly angry] Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always [mockingly imitates Moxxie] "Oh, how's Millie?" "I can't tonight. I'm hangin' with Millie!" "I'm so worried about Millie!" And she's ALWAYS... FIVE FUCKIN' FEET away from you! It's pathetic!

Harsh...

That... was oddly personal.

[surprised] Y'know, you're right! I don't know why the fuck I just let my guts spill like that.

[Moxxie glances at the floor and sees the green gas surrounding the two of them, eyes widening in fear.]

Sir! They're filling this room with something!

Fuck! [sniffs] The hell is this?

I think it's some kind of airborne truth-telling serum!

Oh, you just guess that's what it is?

Well, uh... Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.

Okay. Uh... Does Millie ever peg you?

[smiles at the thought] Sometimes~ [eyes widen in realization] Wait! EWW! Fuck! Why that?!

Heh! I knew it.

Dont be ashamed Moxxie, its very normal in relationships.

Have you been pegged before?

: Does gay sex count?

No, it doesn't feel the same.

Blitzo: You guys are bottom bitches I swear.

Well, your suit is tacky! [flinches in regret] Fuck! I'm sorry...

And you favorite gun looks dumb and impractical...

Engravings provide no tactical advantage.

[gasps dramatically] How fuckin' dare you! Youuu have shitty taste in music! And Youuu have been banging my DAUGHTER![flinches in regret] AH, I'm sorry!

YOU KNEW!

I've known since spring break, I just thought it was cute of you and Loona trying to hide it. I even have a photo album of you to just being together.

I'm telling Loona!

DON'T! SHE'LL KILL ME!

: Its what you deserve. You... You said you loved it!

: [in tears] It was awful, Moxxie! It was about ugly, horny caaaaats!

[Moxxie starts crying hysterically. Once again, the scene zooms out into them being watched by Agents One and Two again.]

: [tears flowing] Oh, God, Moxxie! I've said so many lies to you!

[Blitzo coughs as the room wobbles and distorts, changing into something else. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie angrily.]