Scorpio: I'm fine.

Cancer: You don't look fine.

Scorpio: Then stop looking!

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Libra: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Leo: Not until four.

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Sagittarius: She's crying! What do I do?

Aquarius: Go comfort her.

Sagittarius: How do I do that?

Aquarius: Start with a hug.

Sagittarius: What's that?

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Virgo: I hate you.

Aries: Why? I'm lovely!

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Scorpio: Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?

Capricorn: Yes.

Scorpio: What if I just break his nose a little?

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Aries: Your existence gives me a headache, go stand over there.

Leo: Well then...

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Pisces: You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat?

Gemini: Yeah, it's called arrhythmia, you can die from it.

Pisces: -_-

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Leo: Just making sure. We're on the same page, right?

Virgo: Page? We're not even in the same library!

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Taurus: I think I broke him...

Libra: Good.

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Sagittarius: Do you trust me?

Virgo: No.

Sagittarius: That's fair.

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Scorpio: The real treasure is the memories we made along the way!

Gemini: Uh... I almost died!

Taurus: Ah yes, that's my favorite memory.

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Pisces: Oh, so you think I'm cute when I'm angry?

Libra: Mhmm!

Pisces: Well get ready, cause I'm about to be GORGEOUS!

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Taurus: I've found puddles deeper than you.

Aries: Silence, you uneducated peanut!

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Pisces: Hey! No threatening the cat!

Scorpio: Bite me!

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Leo: So... Cancer is a nice name! Do people call you Can for short?

Cancer: Not twice...

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Scorpio: Hey guys! We hope you liked this chapter!

Virgo: Yeah, and part 2 should be coming soon!

Cancer: Have a nice day! Bye!