《Zodiac One Shots》Zodiac Conversations Pt. 2
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Sagittarius: There is a fine line between genius, and crazy.
Gemini: I like to use that line as a jump rope!
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Virgo: You're really drunk right now...
Leo: No I'm not, you're just blurry.
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Cancer: Which way did they go?
Capricorn: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks over there, slight disturbance in the dirt, I think they went left.
Cancer: Woah! You figured it out with that?!
Capricorn: No, you idiot. They texted me, see?
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Pisces: There's no need to get my family involved in this...
Gemini: Why not? I like them, and they appreciate my witty remarks way more than you do.
Cancer (Pisces' Dad): It's true, hon! You have to admit, he's pretty funny for an evil mastermind!
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Libra: It's only a papercut.
Cancer: IT'S THE LENGTH OF MY ARM!
Libra: Well when you say it like that...
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Taurus: You have to kiss the cutest person in this room!
Libra: Scorpio?
Scorpio: *puckers lips* Yes?
Libra: MOVE! I need to get to Pisces!
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Aquarius: He's not disabled if he can walk!
Pisces: That's not even--
Scorpio: Don't worry, they just don't have that "special bond" with Libra like I do!
Pisces: He's MY boyfriend and we're not even talking about bonds! We're talking about how his leg is in a cast!
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Aquarius and Gemini: Can you like, not flirt with our boyfriends?
Leo: FOR THE LAST TIME, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS SMELL LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS!
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Aquarius: Damn, Pisces! You need to close your legs!
Pisces: Wha--
Aquarius: And you think you and Libra are so cute together, but all you do is highfive and stuff! At least me and Sagittarius actually make out and do couple things! We can barely stay off of each other!
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Pisces: How are my legs open if all I do is highfive Libra....?
Leo: *busts through a wall* AND SHE'S A VIRGIN, UNLIKE YOU, YOU UNEDUCATED WALNUT!
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Pisces: Hey, Virgo! What's up?
Virgo: Hey girl! Nothing I--
Gemini: SHE'S MY FRIEND NOT YOUR'S! *holds Virgo closely*
Virgo: I can't breathe...
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Aries: You remind me of the ocean!
Gemini: Why?
Aries: Because you're salty and scare people.
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Capricorn: Uh... Cancer?
Cancer: Yeah?
Capricorn: Why are we on the ground?
Cancer: You got knocked out so I decided to lie down next to you so people thought we were just chillin'.
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Gemini and Sagittarius: *Falling asleep at breakfast*
Scorpio: Soooo~ Did you guys stay up late having fun? *wink wink*
Sagittarius: No! Wanna know why?
Scorpio: Ummmm... sure?
Sagittarius: Gemini made me stay up till 5 am playing FORTNITE!
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