《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》7.Dorcas Meadowes
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*Wbijam do dormitorium Dorcas*
{Dorcas} Lumen.
{Lumen} Dorcas.
{Dorcas} Lumen!
{Lumen} Dorcas!
{Dorcas} LUMEN!!!
{Lumen} DORCAS!!!
*ta zgodność, to spojrzenie to mogło oznaczać tylko jedno...
Nie sex zboczeńce!
Razem z Dorcas wskakujemy na jej łóżko.
Nie myślcie o tym!
Zdejmujemy swoje bluzki.
Wy zboki no ja nie mogę!
I zaczynamy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
{Lumen&Dorcas} All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
{Dorcas} I jeszcze raz!
{Lumen&Dorcas} All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
{Lumen&Dorcas&Huncwoci} WE'RE JUST SO PRETTY!!!
{Lumen} Mogę wiedzieć co wy tu robicie Hunce jedne?!
{Syriusz} Słyszeliśmy, że robicie sobie piżama party, więc...
{James} ...postanowiliśmy, że się przyłączymy!
{Dorcas} Tak!
{Lumen} NIE! DON'T YOU, YOU, YOU OR YOU JOIN US!!! To prywatna impreza!
{Dorcas} No ale Lumiś!
{Syriusz&James} Lumiś! *wszyscy robią oczka szczeniaczka, a moje zimne, lodowate serce, które nigdy nie zaznało miłości, zakochania, zauroczenia....
nie zostało, ani trochę poruszone*
{Lumen} Nope!
{Dorcas} No weź będzie jeszcze fajniej!
{Lumen} Nope!!!
{Dorcas} Jesteś wrednym i bezlitosnym potworem!
{Lumen} Właśnie wiem! *wstrząsam włosami jakbym była w Top Model*
{Remus} Lumen pozwól im może nie będzie tak źle.
{Lumen} I ty Remusie przeciwko mnie! * krzyknęłam łapiąc się za serce* No dobra. Jakby nie patrzeć to nie moja chata.
{Huncwoci&Dorcas} Jeeeeeeej! *i zaczęli mnie dusić*
{Lumen} B-breath! *puścili mnie, chwała Gromowładnym!*
{Syriusz} Wiedziałem, że Remus ją przekona. W końcu to Remus *wskazał na Remka*, a to Lumen *wskazał na mnie* i oni no tego ten( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). *zatańczył brwiami, a patrzymy na niego jak na debila*
{James} Remus! Z dala od mojej przyszłej Pani Potter!
{Remus} A idź do Lily.
{Lumen} Remiś?
{Remus} Hmm?
{Lumen} Czy to jest ten moment kiedy mogę powiedzieć, ze mam dość i jestem out?
{Remus} Jeżeli tak uważasz Lulu to możemy stąd iść.
{Syriusz} A do kąt pójdziecie? I co będziecie robić( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
{James} Remus! Don't touch my sweetie!
*biorę Remusa za rękę i wychodzimy stamtąd*
{Lumen} Oficjalnie jesteśmy out! Mam dość Huncwotów!
{Remus} To może ja już...
{Lumen} Nieee!
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