《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》8.Syriusz Black
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*Wchodzę do sypialni Syriusz, bo powiedział, że tam będzie na mnie czekał( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...
Nie zboczuchy...
No, ale weszłam tam sobie
I zobaczyłam...
A to co się zobaczy to się już nie od zobaczy...
Nie mogę odciągać tego momentu w nieskończoność-oność-oność, prawda?
No dobrze, więc zobaczyłam Syriusza....
No i Był sobie tam ten Syriusz...
Ja naprawdę nie chcę tego opowiadać... Muszę?
No dobra powiem to teraz! Now! Zrobię to zam radę...
JUST DO IT!!!
No dobra już mówię odłóż to krzesło!
Po co ta agresja?
Wracając do mojej fascynującej opowieści...
To się dopiero nazywa trzymać ludzi w napięciu co?
No i weszłam sobie tam do jego sypialni( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...
Stop! That's so bad!
Otworzyłam drzwi do jego sypialni...
Tak w ogóle to Syriusz ma bardzo ładne dębowe drzwi...
Już przekroczyłam próg...
Framuga też jest bardzo ładna...
Również dębowa...
Jedną nogą byłam w jego pokoju!!!
Podłoga też bardzo...
To chyba heban...
Już prawie drugą nogę położyłam na hebanowych deskach...
Tak btw to chciałam napisać kaflach XD...
Byłam już w jego pokoju gdy...
Ta presja...
Czujecie to napięcie?
Ja bardzo...
Jakaś muzyczka by się przydała, co...
Takie pianinko, które by roiło takie tirli-tirli-tirli-bom-bom...
A nie sorry...
To był Scyzoryk...
Nie wiem jak was, ale mnie powoli to nudzi...
Powiedzieć wam w końcu o co chodziło?
Bo może nie chcecie to mogę nie mówić...
Możemy pomilczeć...
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Ładna dziś pogoda...
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No dobra to mówię...
To weszłam tam i zobaczyłam, ze Syriusz śpi, więc postanowiłam go nie budzić i wróciłam do domu*
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Fantasy World Epsilon 30-10
New Dive Assignment: 0B5 Personnel: Citizen of Gamma G-037-072 Jonathan Kelly World Designation: Epsilon H-037-072-030-010 Classification: Pre-industrial Exotic World, significant outliers in biosphere including atypical flora and fauna. Quarantine protocol in effect pending more data and acclimation testing. Further anomalies include populations of morphologically distinct humanoids, and aberrations in otherwise normative physics laws. Causal chain appears provisionally stable. For the purposes of delaying onset of collapse as well as above mentioned factors, only one subject is cleared to Dive. Initial mandates shall proceed with scouting and surveillance. Further details are classified. Warning: All other qualifying personnel are currently dispatched. Refusal will result in deployment delays and possible unsupervised causal decay. Do you wish to accept this assignment? Note to Readers: This is not MC isolated in a new world. This is new world joins the multiverse. What I'm tentatively coining Subverted Isekai (Formerly I used 'reversed' but, as pointed out, that would be fantasy MC goes to the modern world. Hey, there's idea! Not this book though.). There is plenty of scientific and philosophical stuff; I know that can be a turn off for some. It has a strong bearing on the story, but is mainly covered in the 'Comments & Calculations' section (optional reading of course). If you are looking for an extreme suspension of natural laws with no technical considerations, you will not find it here. Formatting Notes: Audio chatter from characters that are not currently in the scene I format in "inverted commas and italics". Given the layered nature of modern communication, I thought this distinction was best denoted visually in my prose. Critique is welcome. Language Notes Jon is a South African ex-pat. As such he will use some Afrikaans colloquialisms plus a dash of Japanese. Most importantly he says “Ja” meaning “Yes”. Pronounced with a J sound like “yo” and an A sound like “bar”. As in: “Yo, let’s go to the strip bar.” “Ja.” And not the Rastafarian /jya/. Other words: Nee - /niya/ : no Juffrou - /yif-row/ : Miss Lekker - /lacker/ : nice, good, delicious Nooit - /noit/: never The rest is mostly swear words. Indisputably the most useful words in any language and simultaneously holding the least innate meaning. Fok - “fork” without the “r”: fuck Bliksem - /Bluksim/: darn, damn. Also common noun meaning damn person or thing. Donner - “Dorner” without the “r”: originally meaning thunder, can also mean darn or damn. It is often used as a verb meaning: ‘to hit hard’ Kak - /kuck/: shit Voetsek - /foot-sack/: go away
8 297Princess
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8 179Heroes of The Collective Volume One : Resentment
Enhanced Beings. Humans with the ability to do something astonishing. Some learn to use it for good. Others for bad. But most are content with the 9-5 and walks with the dog. But use it for bad, you’ll answer to… The Enhanced Beings Collective! USA’s taskforce in the fight against Enhanceds who threaten America’s national and global interests. Volume One: Resentment throws us straight into the action via Kimona Jones in 1939. Taking off on a world record attempt flight she misses her destination. By ninety years...As we meet the others in The Collective, it’s clear that their fights aren’t just against the bad guys, but also each other and their own personal demons. Introducing Woodland Warriors and The Rodeos mini-series: Woodland Warriors Vol 1 - Introducing Grizzly George, Boy Beaver, Nova and Bao the Maltese Tiger, the off shoot of The Enhanced Being Collective dealing with the monsters, mythical creatures, bad guys and DEATH itself *kinda* that lurks deep within the heart of America... It's forests. The Rodeos Vol 1 - Saddle up, it'll be a bumpy ride for Effie and Reuben. Motorbike gangs, Russian mobsters, lesbian gunslingers and legendary villains... The states along the US-Mexico border have their problems, but none big enough for The Rodeos. They get stuff done, and they do it their way. [18+] Find Volume Two here : Heroes of The Collective Volume Two : Regret | Royal Road Also on Wattpad.
8 411I Am the "God of Death", Whatever That Means. (Original)
The original to I Am the "God of Death", Whatever That Means. ------------Disclaimer----------- I DO NOT OWN THE SONGS USED IN THIS STORY. THE SONGS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE SONG WRITERS. The song writers will be listed with the song that is used.
8 190Daughter of Mortis
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8 161Time Can't Heal This
I've always hated the saying "Time heals all wounds." Maybe in most cases that may be true. In my experience with life and pain however, time has only ever bled out the wound. The scars that the wounds left behind though, are often so deep that just looking at them becomes painful to the mind. Time only heals what you let go of. Sometimes letting go and moving on just doesn't feel possible; no matter how much time you let pass you by.These poems signify what time hasn't healed for me.
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