《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》6.Aberforth Dumbledore
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*tuptam sobie do Gospody pod świńskim łbem z słuchawkami na uszach. W związku z tym idąc tam "tańczę" i "śpiewam"*
{Lumen} Tyle Dumbledore'ów w całym mieście
Nie widziałeś tego jeszcze
Popatrz, o popatrz!
Szerokimi ulicali
Niosą kotły z zakupami
Popatrz, o popatrz!
Wiatr rozwiewa im brody włosie
A oni jedzą lody niczym...
{Aberforth} Przepraszam Panią? *w szoku podskakuję i wywalam się na ścianę gospody* Nic Pani nie jest?
{Lumen} Nie nie co ty *otrzepuje się* Aberforth tak?
{Aberforth} Zgadza się.
{Lumen} Niezmiernie miło mi poznać. Lumen jestem, możesz mówić Lu! * łapię Forth'a za rękę i potrząsam nią jakby był kukłą.*
{Aberforth} Mi również. Co tu robisz?
{Lumen} A wiesz powiedziano mi, ze spoko z ciebie ziomuś popytałam o ciebie jeszcze Drops'a i uznałam, że chcę cię poznać!
{Aberforth} Albus mówił o mnie dobre rzeczy?
{Lumen} Nie. Ogółem to powiedział, że straszny z ciebie frajer i żebym nie marnowała na ciebie czasu.
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{Aberforht} *Forth zaczął płakać jak mała dziewczynka, a ja byłam w bardzo niezręcznej sytuacji*
{Lumen} Ej Abi... Nie płacz jesteś awesome...naprawdę.
{Aberforth} S-serio?
{Lumen} Jasne! Przecież jesteś moim ziomeczkiem.
{Aberforth} Jej! Choć do gospody! Zrobię kawusię i będą dupeczki- ploteczki!
{Lumen} O-oki? *Aberforth wbija uradowany do gospody, tym czasem ja wchodzę z niepewnością*
{Aberforth} To o czym poplotkujemy moja BFF?
{Lumen} *to się robi niebezpieczne* Ja w sumie przyszłam taki wywiadzik przeprowadzić, więc no... Zadam ci pare pytanek, które tu mam, a ty po prostu odpowiedź oki?
{Aberforth} OK!
{Lumen} Więc tak *chrząka* Jak to jest żyć w cieniu swojego starszego brata Albusa?
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{Lumen} Może nie to... Czekaj dam ci inne..... O! Jakie to uczucie patrzeć na sukcesy Albusa, a samemu być karczmarzem?
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{Lumen} Nie to też nie.... Czy za waszych młodzieńczych lat to Albus był tym przystojnym?
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{Lumen} Czekaj, czekaj! nie przejmuj się tym. O! Mam! Czy to prawda, ze twoji rodzice kochali tylko Albusa i Ariane, a ciebie już nie?
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{Lumen} Przepraszam cię Abi to nie tak miało być... Nie! Aberforth odłóż ten nóż w tej chwili. Nie! Żyletkę też zostaw, to nic nie zmieni, tylko zaszkodzi!
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