《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》5.Remus Lupin
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*wchodzę do swojego pokoju z kawą na tacy i widzę Remusa kręcącego się dookoła na moim krześle i śpiewającego*
{Remus} You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round right round
You spin me right round, baby
Right...
{Lumen} Yyyy... Remiś? Tabletka weszła za mocno? *Lupin w szoku wywala się z mojego krzesła i zalicza glebę* Nic ci nie jest?
{Remus} Nie, nie! *otrzepuje się* To efekt bycia Huncwotem i pełnia się zbliża to wiesz... *nerwowy śmiech*
{Lumen} Jak by to powiedział mój pan od angielskiego SHIT HAPPENS!!!*ciągnę Remusa na moją kanapę*
{Lumen} Wreszcie mam kogoś normalnego z kim będę mogła porozmawiać! *pisk podobny do tych fanek Justina "salwa śmiechów"* Zero Jeffów the Debili, zero zboczonych Voldemortów i Severusów, zero Belli z pianą w pysku, zero Dementorów z kompleksami oraz zajęć u Shlughorna! Tylko ty, ja, mój pokój odizolowany od wszelkiego rodzaju debili oraz babeczki czekoladowe popijane kawusią.
{Remus} Romantico! Więc o czym chciałaś pogadać Lu?
{Lumen} Słuchaj Remiś! Czykiedyko...
{Remus} Czekaj chwilę masz coś we włosach. *Remus próbuje mi "coś" zdjąć z włosów
tylko, że to podryw
jak widać jego nieśmiały podryw i niezdarność idą w parze, bo....
nie wiadomo jak, ale wywalił się na mnie tak, że przewrócił krzesło obok na podłogę, a sam wylądował twarzą w moim biuście...
ta powtórzę shit hapenns*
{Remus} Mmmmmm!
{Lumen} Co?
{Remus} *podnosi twarz z mojego biustu* M-mówiłem, p-prze-przeprasz-szam.
*nagle do pokoju wbiła moja sis*
{Kira} Awwwww... Pierwsza randka mojej małej siostrzyczki! To trzeba upamiętnić. * Pstryka zdjęcie aparatem z flesh'em* Ale powiem ci Lu, że się tego po tobie nie spodziewałam. Ja wiem, ze ty się z Remusem od dawna znasz i trzymałam za was kciuki, ale żeby pierwsza randka i takie odważne kroki!
{Lumen&Remus} To nie jest to na co wygląda!
{Kira} Taaaaaa... że ty Lumcia nie wiesz o co chodzi to ja się nie dziwię. Jesteś zbyt nie winna...
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{Lumen} ...
{Kira} Chociaż nie! Jesteś najbardziej zboczoną osobą jaką znam i nie wiem czemu nie łapiesz... Piłaś dzisiaj kawę?
{Lumen} Nie.
{Kira} To już wiem czemu nie ogarniasz. Wracając ty nie ogarniasz, ale ja wiem, że Remus to zrobił celowo!
{Lumen&Remus} WHAT!
{Kira} Już nie zgrywaj takiego innocent, Lupin! Wiem, że lecisz na moją sis *szept* I ona na ciebie też, ale jak to powiem głośno to nakarmi mną swojego smoka, żeby znowu nie zjadł żadnej wioski.
{Lumen} Co tam mamroczesz?
{Kira} Nic! Nothing! Nie ważne!
{Lumen} Ale...
{Kira} NIE WAŻNE!
{Remus} Wracając, to wcale nie jest tak, a nawet gdyby... oczywiście mówię czysto hipotetycznie, to twoja siostra jest mmmm.
{Lumen} ... *paczam i nie dowierzam*
{Kira} Ale taka mmmm czy mmm-mm.
{Remus} Mmm-mm!
{Kira} Hehehe
{Lumen} Dobra mam dość. Remus może pogadamy kiedy indziej. Jak Kiry nie będzie w domu!
{Kira} ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
{Lumen} Nie Kira! Nie dlatego kiedy cie nie będzie w domu!
{Kira} ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
{Lumen} No God please no! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
{Remus} Tak w sumie to możemy zmienić powód następnego spotkania.
{Lumen} O_o
{Kira} I nazwać je randką( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
{Lumen} Choć Lunio odprowadzę cię do drzwi. *nie wieżę w moją sis...
w końcu to ja jestem ta zboczona, a ona mi takie cyrki odwala!
Hello it's me perverted Lumen!
*odprowadzam Remusa do drzwi, ale on potyka się o mojego bambosza i wywala na mnie*
{Remus} Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
{Lumen} I jeszcze raz Shit Happens.
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