《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》4.Bellatrix Lestrange
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*w tle leci Mission Impossible Theme, a ja wspinam się po ścianach Azkabanu niczym Peter Parker, gdy jest na haju i udaje człowieka trzmiela...
wait...
pająka...
wskoczyłam przez okno, w którym o dziwo nie było krat, przekradałam się przez korytarz. Nikt mnie nie mógł zauważyć przez mój Ninja Skill, byłam powietrzem...
Nie powietrzem jestem zawsze...
BYŁAM NICZYM KOBIETA KOT...tylko w wersji unsexy ( i w tym momencie na moją klawiaturę spadł kawałek kiełbaski z mojej przepysznej kanapeczki, co za tym idzie moja klawiatura jest urąbana keczupem i majonezem dlatego przerywamy ten program z powodów technicznych)
(problemy techniczne zażegnane)
Nikt mnie nie widział NIKT, NOBODY!!!
No może oprócz tego Dementora po prawej...*
{Demetnor} Zjem twoje szczęście!
{Lumen} Zdechniesz z głodu...
{Lumen} ...Poza tym CZY TY WIESZ JAKIE TO JEST NIE ZDROWE I KALORYCZNE?!
{Dementor} Serio? No jakoś tak ostatnio na wadze mi przybyło.
{Lumen} Jak się szczęściem obżerasz zamiast łotrów pilnować to co się dziwisz. a co to z cerą robi. *macha ręką* Tragedia Panie!
{Dementor} Więc o od tego?! Merlinie! Ja maści używam, kremów, kuracje jakieś, a z dnia nadziej to gorzej i to przez szczęście wszystko! *załamka*
{Lumen} Ej, a próbowałeś kiedyś diety gdzie jadłbyś normalne jedzenie?
{Dementor} *Zastanawia się* Nope!
{Lumen} Exciting! *w tle słychać "jeeeej"* Ja ci ją polecam! Zobacz tylko moją piękiną, młodocianą cerę. *robię top model*
{Dementor} Cerę trądzikową.
{Lumen} Oh shut up! To nie zmienia faktu, że ta dieta jest awesome! Nawet Ewa Wachowicz ją poleca! Możesz jeść makarony i pizzę od Włocha, kiełbasę od Niemca, pierogi od Polaka, kebab od Turka.
{Dementor} A jakbym zjadł pizzę od Francuza, albo Amerykanina to co?
{Lumen} Death!
{Dementor} Ty zawsze jesz pizzę od Włocha?
{Lumen} Ja jem pizzę zrobioną przez moją mamę.
{Dementor} Twoja mama jest Włoszką?
{Lumen} Nie. Kosmitką. *teraz leci piosenka z Fineasz'a i Ferba "Ona kosmitką jest" ah słodkie dzieciństwo*
Whatever! Idę odwiedzić Śmierciożerczynię z wahaniami nastrojów i psychiką Harley Quinn, która zabiła miliony czarodziejów takich jak ja, czyli mugolskiej krwi z nadzieją, że mi na starcie nie odgryzie aorty.
{Dementor} Spoko to cześć!
*le ja idzie do celi Belli*
*le ja otwiera drzwi od celi Belli*
*le ja widzi Belle z pianą w ustach i furią w oczach*
*le ja zamyka cele*
{Lumen} O nie nie nie nie nie
{Lumen} Chyba was pogrzało jeśli myślicie, że ja tam wejdę! Jak to mówią lamy, Spierdalamy!
*le ja spierdala stamtąd*
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The Shadow Domain - A litRPG
Carter Hart receives a pair of glasses which allows him to enter the Virtual fantasy world of Baria. He is pulled into the dark underworld of an MMORPG and has to fight to survive. Literally. On his quest he meets another adventurer named Alora with her own secret, a plot for revenge. Not any revenge, revenge against the elite, for they have taken something that was very precious to her, her hardcore account. Together they venture forth into this magical world, Gnome wizard and Human ranger. But as soon as the son of Elite businessman Chang, finds out about her revenge plot, he sends assassins after her. In real life. This is the start of the Baria tales. The story of how an a-grade student on his way to engineering school in a dystopian world meets a girl from a rich elite background and together they find a way to show the elite how to have humanity again.
8 174One Man's Journey (2nd Draft)
Adam's life was normal; he teased his sister, daydreamed of becoming a powerful spiritualist and slaying evil dragons, and absolutely loved staring at the colorful night sky. All of that changed on one nightmarish night. AN: Hello once again! This is the second draft of my work that makes many changes tothe first. It's not just an edit, but an entire rewrite! Hopefully I am fixing some of the issues both I and others perceived with the first draft as well as improve the overall quality with everything I learned from writing the first draft. I hope you enjoy my work ^_^ Current cover by ChaosPenguin
8 120Ellie x male reader *SEQUEL*
Welcome back! You ready for another journey?! I hope so because it's part 2 time!!!
8 94Legend of the Lost Star
[More placeholder space for the next Writahon...] [Completed the October 2020 Royal Road Writathon challenge] [Completed the April 2020 Royal Road Writathon challenge] Book 1: First Light Synopsis: As a war of epic proportions enters a ceasefire, a soul from another world enters a dead boy's body. Without any memories of who he was, with only a little companion by his side, the lost soul begins his long, arduous journey to recover his memories, while unraveling the mysteries of a war-torn world. Why was he sent here? And where will he go now? Even he himself does not know. But one thing is for certain: the world will never be the same again. Book 2: Foredoomed to a Rendezvous Synopsis: As war continues to break out between the Five Lands, Gaius finds himself inheriting a legacy of ancient times. With the flames of battle spreading through the South once again, the lost soul throws himself into battle over and over, in an attempt to protect his home and those he holds dear. How will the boy, nearly unrivalled in martial might, fare in a web of conspiracies beyond his ken? Book 3: The Last and the Lost Synopsis: The boy has set himself an unbelievable target in a bid to save someone precious to him. With his former home now out of reach, he stalks the Southern Continent, inciting rebellion and revolution where possible to lure his prey out. Meanwhile, in the heart of the South, embers of war begin to rekindle. Will it be the death knell of yet another nation millennia old? Book 4: The Unravelling World Synopsis: Time is not on Gaius' side. Everyday life, already disturbed by the flames of mortal war, falls apart entirely as beings of legend once again appear on Orb. Forced to a foreign land to treat his injuries, the boy must confront the outcomes of his actions, directly and indirectly. But the tide is rising. Countless enemies are throwing themselves against the nations of Orb, cleaving a path of blood wherever they go. Gaius has to hurry...or drown with the rest. Book 5: World's End, Divines' Rondo Synopsis: The great gods of Orb have staked their claim on the world itself, killing all in their way. Each of the Cardinal Continents are fighting their own battles and making their own peace, but none are aware of the growing threat from the Wildlands, where a self-exiled legend continues to gather strength. Meanwhile, a new threat stalks the whole of Orb, killing whatever remains of the Constellation Heroes. Against such a chaotic backdrop, a boy continues to protect a semblance of daily life for his loved ones, but will he be successful when the curtains finally open? Book 6: The Frenzied Tide Synopsis: A sword hangs above the Eastern Territories. The Human God, progenitor of all life, the direct cause of the beastfolk genocide, has made his will known to the rulers of the East — make peace with the God of Water, or be destroyed in three months. Gaius, who has left the battlefield to return home, is once again called to fight, to support a do-or-die offensive upon their foe's territory. But in the background, the threads of destiny are beginning to come together. Plots set in motion long ago are coming to fruition... Book 7: Limina of Ruin Synopsis: The chalice has broken. The East is beset with turmoil, as factions turn on each other. The Great Divide, however, brims with a setting radiance, ensuring a final, transient peace. And in the midst of it all, one young boy follows the fettered winds and the unshackled waters, heading to a new land to uphold a promise. For him, the days of fighting will be a distant memory before long...and a daily event in the years to come. Uncovering ancient memories, putting to rest regrets, enjoying the last of a peaceful life...the people of the Five Lands will live to their fullest. Yet, this is but the calm before the storm. Book 8: Power Talks Synopsis: Fate. A curious word to most...and a frightening word to Gaius. Alongside the rulers of the North, Gaius witnesses frightening truths, proof of an inevitable future. Spurred by a myriad chilling revelations and urged by a god's killer, the Mortal Light Dynasty gathers both mortal rulers and divine sovereigns, covering past conflicts with a offer of cooperation of an unprecedented scale. However, can this unity, first of its kind, stand up to time, fate and mortal nature? Or will it burn, along with the Five Lands? Book 9: Homeland Song Synopsis: Gazing out at the Orb of old, Gaius ponders his destiny and the great stakes with it. Time and again, he has led a life of choices, making one after another for the sake of those he cares about. His latest choice, however, carries implications of an immeasurable scale. Charged with the protection of the future, all that awaits him is an eternal solitude... On the other side of the false world, a single star shines, one whose light is meant to protect. Gemini, who has long found a homeland in the form of Ark City, has spent years defending it with friends and family alike. However, an inexorable end is approaching. The day the Great Divide falls looms ever closer. At the crossroads of destiny, when the chains of fate bind him fully, what will the last Constellation choose? And what will his choice mean for the rest of the Five Lands? Book 10: Immortal Indignant Synopsis: As the Five Lands reel from an unexpected revelation, Gaius continues his struggle to accept his immortal destiny of eternal vigilance. Mortal fetters continue to tie him down, with the prospect of breaking them a heart-rending prospect. There is little light for him in the darkness; his emotions seemingly a poisoned apple. For him, the days ahead are one of balancing his emotions; his immortal destiny is antithetical to the aspects that make one mortal. However, he isn't the only immortal indignant at the current state of affairs. Behind the scenes, huge powers push and pull, tussling in an insane game of wrestling sanity. The Five Lands and the great gods prepare in the background, awaiting their time to strike... Book 11: Cause Convergent Synopsis: As Orb reels from an unexpected turn of events, the crumbling of the Great Divide speeds up. With time now at a premium, Gaius travels the world, addressing a particular personage's last will, while ensuring that he leaves no regrets behind. Revisiting the Five Lands with his beloved one last time, he casts his eyes to a new future, a world full of a peace forged by collective resistance. Far away from Gaius, at the very borders of the Southern Continent, soldiers train day and night, awaiting the day the rift between worlds crumble. But the battlefield there isn't just between the Five Lands and the Wildlands... Book 12: Boundary Belligerent Synopsis: The rift between worlds crumble. The moon, the sun and the sky shatter, revealing the vast expanse beyond. The cold light of the stars gaze down upon Orb, illuminating a bloody battlefield at World's End, where gods and mortals wrestle. Immortal troops charge the Five Lands, over and over again, only to be repelled by vast engines of war. For many, the moment of destiny has arrived. The Third Extermination has begun. However, Gaius gazes not at the present, but at the future beyond. What does he see there? And what will he do? Book 13: Destiny Divergent Synopsis: Bells ring, and destiny veers. Mortal miracles, having pierced a divine destiny, now turn their light of annihilation upon the legendary land of dangers and dark myth. A single being who should have slept forever reawakens, carrying out a inherited duty to protect. Under a dome of absolute law, the hulks that darken the skies are grounded, forcing the Five Lands to move ahead on foot. Hidden differences erupt, comrades turn upon comrades, and the alliance begins to crumble. What should have been a happy ending begins to fall apart. Watching from high above, the Abyss Sovereign laments his weakness, cursing the new destiny laid upon the world. And yet, he will never give up. Book 14: Abyss Ascendent Synopsis: As a future of never-ending conflict draws closer, Gaius stands at the centre of Orb, his will tempered and set. What the Wildlands has ceased to be, he will inherit. Divine Kingdoms and mortal nations clamour for peace to prepare for greater wars, but Gaius will no longer stand for that. For the sake of his dream, the Five Lands — and now, the Wildlands — must be unified against a common enemy. Gaius himself. Raising the flag of rebellion against mortal nature and destiny, the Abyss Sovereign commences a festival of creation for his new world, a paradise unimaginable to both mortal and divine minds. With his intentions made known now, there is no going back. He will succeed. Or die trying. Book 15: Terminus Transcendent Synopsis: ??? This is a story that may, depending on how impatient you are, take some time to spin up. I have enough in my mind for a long run, so it's essential that I lay out a great deal of groundwork at the start. Eleven books have been released so far, and this work will end at Book 15. Be aware of late arrival spoilers! My Patreon link is here, which allows for up to sixty-five advanced chapters ahead of the free releases, or if you'd just like to support me. Release schedule: My original promise was 2 a week, minimally, but it's been a daily release for a long time. So yeah...
8 835The Death Eater with a Choice
Draco has finally gotten what he always wanted. He is one of them. He is a Death Eater. But is it truly what he wants or is it just what Potter said: Because of his wish to make his father proud? Draco has to choose a side.This is the follow up to my other story "Love Revealed by Fear".and yes, it is Drarry, now your warned.
8 99Kiddnapped (A parent's worst nightmare)
North and South America have been kidnapped !! It's up to the other countries to find them. Their fathers Portugal, France, England, and Spain are having panic attacks since they don't know where their kids are or if they're okay. But these dads are willing to do anything they can to get their babies back safe and sound. After all, someone's child being kidnapped and hurt by some one is every parent's worst nightmare.Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
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