《Rozmowy przy kawusi z...》3.Voldemort
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{Lumen} *Zakładam słuchawki na uszy i włączam muzyczkę. Następnie patrzę na śpiącego Voldemort'a i wskakuję na jego łóżko "śpiewając" przy tym*
Wake me up before you go go
Don't you leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go go
I don't want to miss it...
{Voldemort} *Zakrywa dłonią moje usta* Dobry wieczór Lumen!
{Lumen} Cześć Tom!
{Voldemort} Co cię do mnie sprowadza ślicznotko?
{Lumen} Dziadziu Voldziu... Primo! Ty się za podrywanie nastolatek nie zabieraj stary pedofilu. Secundo! Jestem tak zmęczona po tym *flashback'i z całego dnia przypominające ucieczkę z psychiatryka (Aja jeśli to kiedyś przeczytasz pozdrawiam cię XD)* dziwnym dniu. *ciarki na plecach*
{Voldemort} Musisz być naprawdę zmęczona i zdesperowana skoro wskoczyłaś mi do łóżka( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
{Lumen} What... What are you talking about?!
{Voldemort} No wiesz... Jesteśmy w mojej sypialni, ja jestem pół nagi, ty wskoczyłaś do mojego łóżka. Jest już wieczór, a dokładnie to po dwudziestej-drugiej, wiesz jakie niegrzeczne rzeczy się dzieją po dwudziestej drugiej Musisz być naprawdę zmęczona i zdesperowana skoro wskoczyłaś mi do łóżka( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? *Parzę się na niego jak nie normalna po czym mówię z hardą miną*
{Lumen} Don't touch my tralala... *i Voldemort zaczął śpiewać*
{Voldemort} Mmm... my ding ding dong( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
{Lumen} Okej koniec! Finish! Done! The End! Ende! La Fin! Final!Shūryō! Finis!
Konets! Wychodzę! I'm out! Do widzenia, ślepa Bella, kup se kaganiec! Mam dość! To ja już wole czytać te fanfiki, gdzie się zabawiasz z Harry'm. Krzyżyk na drogę pedofilu! Fuck this shit I'm out!
{Voldemort} Ej no Lu, nie denerwuj się! Już będę grzeczny,
{Lumen} Ale na pewno. Nie rzucisz na mnie drętwoty i nie zgwałcisz?
{Voldemort} *Voldemort zastanawia się przez chwile* Nie, nie miał bym zabawy. *Posyłam Voldkowi groźne spojrzenie, a za oknem całkiem random'owo, nie spodziewanie błysnął piorun, który wcale nie jest efektem specjalnym zrobionym przez statystę Tommy'ego* Tom Marvolo Riddle będzie grzeczny.
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{Lumen} Tylko grzeczny?
{Voldemort} Będę najgrzeczniejszym, beznosym Czarnym Panem na całym świecie.
{Lumen} No ja myślę Tom.
{Severus} Czy tylko mi to wygląda na ideanalny początek ideanalnego filmu dla dorosłych? *patrzymy się z Tomem na Severus'a, który pojawił się tu znikąd, ale wcina teraz popcorn z masełkiem siedząc na fotelu*
{Voldemort} Severus'ie nie powinieneś być teraz w Hogwarcie?
{Lumen} Dżizas Tom ty to pytania głupie zadajesz. Ważne jest to ile tutaj jesteś Sev i ile widziałeś?
{Severus} A wcześniej wydarzyło się coś czego nie powinienem zobaczyć( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Jak tak to ci zazdroszczę Tom.
{Lumen} WHAT?!
{Voldemort} Chciałbym Sev, ale ona zgrywa niedostępną...
{Lumen} Stop stop stop stop! Hamuj kombajn! Co to znaczy, że byś chciał, co to znaczy, że zazdrościsz. WHAT THE FUCK! *r.i.p. uszy Sev'a i Voldka [*] zapalmy znicz ku ich pamięci*
{Voldemort} No wiesz Lu...
{Severus} ...jesteś całkiem, całkiem.
{Lumen} Inne też są "całkiem całkiem".
{Severus} Jak by to powiedzieć...
{Voldemort} One są łatwe, puszczalskie, zarozumiałe i irytujące.
{Lumen} TWIERDZISZ, ŻE JA NIE JESTEM IRYTUJĄCA!
{Severus} Jesteś, ale inaczej.
{Lumen} Aaaa... *Loading... please wait* Obrażasz moje psiapsióły, że są puszczalskie, o ty... Kira, pieśń bojowa i do ataku! Skuć ryje frajerą!
*nagle uświadamiam sobie, że Kiry tu nie ma* A no tak pilnuje Jeff'a.
{Voldemort} Ale pomyśl szczerze o takiej Granger, czy Weasley.
{Lumen} Może macie racje... *dramatyczna pauza*
{Severus} To co? Trójkącik?
*wychodzę z domu Voldka, trzaskając drzwiami i wsiadam do mojego Monster truck'a, by odjechać w stronę zachodzącego słońca którego nie ma na niebie od jakiś dwóch godzin, a w tle słychać YEEAAAHH*
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