"Hey, don't say that. I might think you don't like me."

know

"I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that."

"Wow, someone needs a happy meal."

I

"I was talking about you, Grinch."

Excuse me,

"You're making me feel guilty, Tutu."

"Uh, I disagree, I believe... that's naturally activated. Your default setting, maybe?"

"I don't think you know what that word means... or how to count."

"Won't stop me from trying."

"Because, they all leave you in the end. And that hurts."

"Unless..."

"Everybody loves a lil' cheese."

"How could you not love cheese?"

"You're weird-"

"-and I love that."

"Cocky ass motherfucker."

"...What's your favorite food?"

"That's not food. I meant real food-"

"I- I did? Pft, come on-"

"It's a frozen dessert. Damn, calm down, holy hell... Do you cook?"

"Sheer fucking sorcery."

"You are a disgrace to the culinary world, Tutu."

"Hang up, then."

"We both know I don't, and we both know you won't."

"..."

"She just fucking hung up on-"