"What a fucking coincidence."

"Why'd you stop?"

"Well, what are you cut out for then, other than being an obnoxious shitbag, of course?"

"I can make your period disappear. Only for nine months, though."

"Contrary to all the rumours you've heard, I've never had sex."

"Uh huh."

"Oh- and my friend told me exactly who you are, by the way. I had to know why I couldn't put a face to the name plus I don't remember trampling over anyone's damn pasta."

who

"YOU'RE THE GIRL WITH THOSE CUTE FAT GLASSES AND WILD RED HAIR. THAT SMART, WEIRD CHIC."

"YOU'RE A JUNIOR. OH, AND YOU'RE SUPER SHY? CLEARLY, HE HASN'T MET YOU."

"UNBELIEVABLE. SHIT DOESN'T ADD UP. "

With the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer

"Astonishing revelations have that effect on people."

nerd.

"Incorrigible, I know- I've just barely noticed you around... so you can manage to keep that sarcastic mouth shut. Huh, quiet? Boy, did that turn out wrong."

Absolutely

"Huh, like you'll end up working anywhere with that attitude."

"Okay, love. Talk smart to me."

"W-What?"

"...Fucking hell, almost put me in cardiac arrest-"

"...You're the prickiest prickle I've ever met."