"Go on, mamas."

"Of course, I am. But I'll be applying for a legal name change, soon."

"I didn't expect this."

This

"You just can't stay away from me. Admit it."

"See? You're obsessed with me."

"I don't need t-"

"No, wait! I need to tell you something important."

"I made muffins today."

"..."

"Not going to point out how rude that was, but Corona has me doing a lot of new things. Vanilla."

"Vanilla is pretty good, what do you-"

"Who doesn't?"

"Oh. Maybe not as much, but everyone still hates it. Are y- do you-..."

"Shit. I'm so sorry about that, Tuesday."

"I hope he rests easy."

"I don't know. Are you okay?"

"Genuinely."

"Tutu, talk to me."

"Families are difficult, I understand. What about your mom?"

"You got any siblings?"

"Blood doesn't always decide families. You meet better people along the way."

"Who?"

"Ex?"

"Hot."

"Shut up, it's undeniably cute. Bet, nobody else calls you that."

"Are you always so... cold and sarcastic?"

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ooh this took a deep turn.