My friends and I made a mercenary group called Hell's portrait a few months ago and we've finally hit ten thousand members!, we hit 10k when we finally defeated a being known as the demon god… he was pretty weak, and it turns out that it was just a really fucking cunning imp.

So, back to the mercenary group, we usually accept monster hunting or guarding jobs, but today we're on a job to attack a kingdom known as Reitholm kingdom, they backed out on a deal in the past, so we're not on the best of terms and today we got a job to attack them, and the payment was 10k gold, that's a gold coin for each mercenary!, and just to compare, a normal mercenary gets around 50 silver coins a year, so this job is worth two years of working, I can 100% say that this will be easier than working for two years… onto the battle

[The battle]

We were charging at the enemy soldiers and… it was almost a massacre, we first used some magic to kill some of them, then Lucas used his necromancy to have them fight their former allies, and after the zombies and skeletons were killed, he used his necromancy again, and again, and again... until we got bored and decided to rush them, we lost around two hundred inexperienced rookies in the battle, but most of us came out unharmed.

Then we went to the actual kingdom itself, and we slaughtered their soldiers and...their citizens, we had to make sure that none of them got out alive, I actually took part in most of the slaughter of the woman and children, mostly just to make sure that nobody tried to...rape them, one of my men tried and I ran up and chopped off his head, after that nobody tried to even aim for their lower bodies out of fear.

[An hour of making it to the castle later]

We were finally at the castle, and we were going towards the doors until I heard a loud.

''STOP RIGHT THERE!!!'' (???)

There were… two thousand knights with various weapons and they were all around us... it was an ambush… and when I noticed that, a giant man in black armour, he shouted out the words.

''GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY!!!'' (Black armoured knight)

''Who said that we'd do that?'' (Jake)

… -sigh- the dumbass, he's gonna get his ass kicked.

''ME!!!'' (Black armoured knight)

He said as he… almost cut Jake's head off.

''JESUS, FUCK!!!'' (Jake)

Jake said as he dodged with just a second to spare.

''DIE!!!'' (Roland)

Oh, yeah Roland's basically Jake's servant, and he's also basically his only defender.

''HA!'' (Black armoured knight)

He said as Roland rushed at him, and he cut Roland's arm off!.

''ROLAND!!!'' (Jake)

Jake shouted, and charged at the black armoured knight.

''DON'T!!!'' (Carlos)

I shouted, but it was too late.

''HA, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN EVEN LEAVE A SCRATCH ON MY ARMOUR!!!???'' (Black armoured knight)

He said as he slashed his giant sword against Jake's chest.

''NO!!!, [MIMIC: DRAGON]!!!!'' (Carlos)

I shouted as I transformed into a dragon.

''LAURA, YOU TOO!!!'' (Carlos)

''YES SIR!!!'' (Laura)

Laura said as she also turned into a dragon.

''ROOOOOOAR!!!'' (Carlos)

''ROOOAR!!!'' (Laura)

''AAAAAH!!!'' (Black armoured knight)

He screamed in pure terror, and… Laura ripped his head off with her teeth.

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!(Black armoured knight)

… I swore that I could still hear his screaming as he went down her throat… in the not perverted way.

''RUN AWAY!!!" (Kingdom knights)

''WHERE'S YOUR HONOR!!!!???'' (Carlos)

I shouted as I flew after them, and I burned at least 98% of them to death, the others were going to die soon anyways.

Now it was time to go into the castle.

[Doors open]

''HA!, so do you have their… heads?'' (King)

The king said as I walked in… and then he saw me.

''Yes, I do.'' (Carlos)

I said as I threw a few burned heads towards the king.

''GAH!!!'' (King)

''So, I have a job to destroy your kingdom, so...just because I'm nice… I won't kill you.'' (Carlos)

''Re… really?'' (King)

''Yes, as long as you show me where all of your gold is… and bring your family out too… '' (Carlos)

The king thought for a moment and said.

''Okay! you go over to that wall’’ he points towards a wall on the left. ''and pull the lever, and you'll find the treasury!!!... now if you'll excuse me, I'll go and get my family'' (King)

The king said as he ran off to the right.

''... Dumbass'' (Carlos)

I said as I walked toward the wall on the left and pulled the lever, and what was there was… 100k gold coins and a lot of artifacts (Old magic items), gems, magic books and a pretty cool looking crown, which I kept as my own property.

[Five minutes later]

''My… my family's here, so let us go!'' (King)

''Ha!, and I thought that kings were supposed to be wise… '' (Carlos)

''What is the meaning of this??'' (King)

''[Flame magic: Flame storm]'' (Carlos)

I cast a new magic I got from one of the magic books in the treasury, and they started burning.

''AAAAAAAAH!!!!!'' (King)

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!'' (Kings family)

''You shouldn't have backed out of our deal, from before...'' (Carlos)

I said as I left the castle.

(THE END)