Chapter 20: Somewhat Viral

I felt like a boss after doing that. I’m hoping one of those players got it in recording because this shit does not happen often in real life. For example a someone walking away while putting on sunglasses as the building behind him explodes.

Since I am same now I began to check my stats.

“Stats!”

ID: Dark Bunny

Job: Dark Quasi Mage

Level: 11

Health: 295

Mana: 313

Attack: 43-45

Defense: 24

Agility: 25

Intellect: 15

Strength: 33

Endurance: 15

Stamina: 14

Luck: 23

Thanks to the robe my mana went to 313. I think I might have the most mana out of all the classes. My triple stab takes 50 mana per attack and my dark flower palm takes about the same so I can now use each of them three times.

Not bad at all. Then I went into my bag to look at all the loot I got. I got a total of 74 silver coins and 67 copper coins. Wow I am rich. Who knew killing players were more profitable then kill monster.

Wood Jade Staff(wood)

Attack: +7

Mana: +30

Fire: +5

Level Requirement: 6

This is not a bad staff at all. Too bad I don't know any fire spells at the moment.

Then I saw the item that made my heart stop.

Arachnid Sword(Bronze)

Attack: 17-30

Strength: +4

Level Requirement: 10

Holy fuck! I can’t even describe the excitement in my heart at the moment. Then I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Bear Bone Bow(Wood)

Attack: 8-15

Accuracy: +5%

Level Requirement: 8

Then there were a bunch of other stuff I got from the players and the spider.

Ball of Silk

Spider Teeth

Mana Potions

Health Potions

3x Ginger Flower

Not bad. I quickly unequipped my rusty sword and equipped the Arachnid Sword. Then looked at my nice stats.

ID: Dark Bunny

Job: Dark Quasi Mage

Level: 11

Health: 295

Mana: 313

Attack: 57-72

Defense: 24

Agility: 25

Intellect: 15

Strength: 33

Endurance: 15

Stamina: 14

Luck: 23

Hahaha with these stats I would be killing players left and right. I mean monsters for experience.

Then I went to the shop to sell some of the items. The Bear Bone Bow would sell of 5 silver coins which is a rip off since I would have to buy it for 30 silver coins. As for the wood jade staff the selling price was also 5 silver coins with a buy rate of 30 silver coins.

I decided to go outside and set up shop.

How do I set up shop?

I quickly open up my chat system and messaged Dong Seng.

“Hey Dong how do I set up shop?”

“Shop?”

“Yeah I got some stuff I want to sell to other players. A Bear Bone Bow and a Wood Jade Staff.”

“Oh you actually survived?”

“Yeah and I killed one along the way.”

“Well you would have to go to the merchant association to get a merchant license. How about I buy it off of you for 15 silver coins each. Meet me up later. Also you need to log out to update the game.”

“Update the game?”

“Yeah they came out with some software fixes and stuff. A bunch of us already logged out. I am about to log out in a couple minutes.”

“Hey don't tell anyone what I just did.”

“No worries.”

I quickly press the logout button and logged and began to update the game. The game was fixing a couple bugs and improving the stability of the game which I thought was already excellent. Also they are improving the miss system. Instead of not being able to dodge all the attacks they have decided on a level system for it. For example level one has a 10 percent chance of complete dodge when you dodge. Level two is 20 percent until your dodging skill is at level 10. They also fixed the bug of where the skill moves levels experience are not going up even after being used.

I honestly did not know about it until just now when the update told me.

“YO GUYS!” one of the guys yell out in an extremely excited tone. “SHIT IS GOING DOWN OVER AT THE DEMON VILLAGE!”

“Whats happening?” Wenxin asks politely.

“This player name Dark Bunny just KS a boss and killed five players on his way back to the nooby village!”

“No fucking way is he a pro?”

“Nah, check out this video.”

“Sent us the link so we can all watch!” Cindy commands.

“Okay, okay, okay calm down,” the guy admits in defeat as he depressingly went onto his phone and directly sent the link to everyone.

Even I received the forum link. I opened it up and this post went viral. Since the whole event only 5 to 10 minutes has passed and this already had 130,000 views and 2148 comments.

I looked down at the comments and some were good and some were bad.

“Hahaha these fucking noobs can’t even hold a boss right.”

“This guy is despicable! If I ever see him I will cut him into a thousand pieces!”

“I hate players like him. Always doing shit like that! It ruins the experience of the game! I vote for the Admins to banned him!”

“Vote +1000!”

“He own these noobs like a boss!”

“I wonder what he got for loot :/“

“Bro if I ever see him I will get revenge for you!”

“This piece of shit can go to hell!”

“He is probable a lazy, dirty as bum in life!”

“He probable has a short dick and thats why he has to stick it everywhere when he has a chance! Look at most of the moves he use during their fights. Stabs!”

“Sexist!”

“Check out my porn feed at exoticfun.com/bigdickmamba.”

“Fucking dwarf thinks he's a God!”

That was hurtful I thought to myself. Stopped reading the comments because at least ninety percent of it was hate.

“Hey Wenxin what do you think?” Cindy asks.

She looks up at everyone and relies shyly, “I think he might be a noob. His reaction time is good and he seems to practice martial arts from the looks of his movements. As for his in game knowledge it is similar to a beginner. Every time he uses a skill it could be easily seen through. Also from one of the moves I think he might have a hidden class. I just don’t know which one it is. Lastly it was a lot of luck involved. Luckily those players all taken 100% of their aggro and that knight player’s name look quite familiar.” She reported everything in detail.

Wow she basically hit everything spot on. Oh she felt familiar with that player too? I thought to myself.

“Omg! Its Dunk King! Hahaha this is hilarious. You guys know that player that was stuffed Long today?” Cindy chuckles cutely.

“Yeah what about him?” Someone replies a little confused.

“Well he tried to hit up Wenxin before the game but got rejected so bad it was just embarrassing. He was like hey girl you single? Wenxin was like yeah? Then he was like do you play Ascension? Wenxin was like I do. Then was like my name is Feng Ji Wei and my in game is Dunk King. We should meet up and level sometimes. Then Wenxin was like sorry I can’t your a noob and ugly. Ahh!” Cindy was saying before Wenxin pushed her.

“I didn't say that. All I said was if we have the chance.”

Cindy pouts and mutters, “you take the fun out of everything. I wonder who this dark bunny is through. We should contact him and get him to join our guild.”

“He’s such a noob through.”

“Still he has a hidden class and from the looks of it is pretty strong. Even through he is a noob he still managed to kill the boss and run away with the treasure at level eight. Most of us here probable can’t even do it aside from Cindy, Wenxin, Dong, Ren, Tai, Pao and Chao. Where is Pao and Chao?” Feng was explaining and suddenly realize they were missing two of their teammates.

“Basically name half the players here,” another student said sarcastically.

“Oh they went back into the game after updating. They said they were in the middle of a quest or something. C rank I believe.”

Most of the people here eyes inflated like a balloon in jealousy.

“C rank quest already! How lucky can they be! Hey were they also part of the team that received that special quest at the end of the prologue? Didn't they also win by being carried by someone and unlock the divine demon race or something?”

“Oh shit! I totally forgot about that. Lets go ask him. They might have the players name. If we have super expert like that to carry our guild we might be able to be the number one guild in the game in the future,” Ren said with eyes full of childish optimism.

Dong and I couldn't help but smirk in amusement because only we knew the truth. While they were talking I was texting Dong.

“Yo I need to reveal the truth of what happened.” I texted to him.

“Yeah???”

“I don’t want to reveal myself yet. Can you help me post a video? Please :3”

“Sure but you have to sent me the video first. -_-“

“How do I do that?”

“Ugh! Do you live under a rock?” Then he looked over at me and saw what I was about to sent. “Don’t answer that =_=“

“Okay! =D”

“Here follow these instructions and email me the video.”

After he sent me the list of instructions I naturally followed it and sent the video to him. Its very annoying to explain so I won’t even bother. The moment I sent it, the update was finished for everyone and we all went back into the game. I need to get to Dark Mage Rabi to give me a new quest.