《Reincarnated with Narrator》Problem
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After sleeping for several hours. Leo finally open his eyes and noticed that his mother, father and the village chief was looking at him with worried eyes. Especially his mother.
[Hm? They look worried. Has something happened when I was unconscious? And really, who's that one talking inside my head?]
While Leo was thinking what happened while he was sleeping. His mother said
"What should we do? After he fell asleep, he haven't eaten yet." (Nelia)
[Now that you mentioned it. I'm really hungry right now]
After Leo finished his thoughts. It finally dawned on him. He slowly shifted his eyes from his mother's face down to her big future. His stomach suddenly grumbled, and the 3 people around him hearr that too.
"His really hungry. But he won't eat. He doesn't know how to. What should I do village chief?" Said Nelia.
"That's really wierd. As far as I know. All the babies I delivered know how to feed in their mothers breast. Its an instincts of the babies. Is he dumb too like his father?" The village chief ask.
"Hey, don't talk like that like I'm really dumb." Ark complained and said, "Look, if he doesn't know how to, all we have to do is to show him. Nelia, lemme suck your-"
Whack!
The village chief suddenly hit the back of the head of Ark.
"You dumb boy! Shut the fuck up!" Village chief shouted.
"Ow! I'm just concerned for oo-!"
Whack! The village chief hit him again.
"Ow! Sto-"
Whack!
The village chief hit Ark again and again to reprimand him. While they are doing their daily routine where the village chief whacking Ark with her staff, and Nelia asking herself how did she fall for this dumb person.
Leo, is in a dilemma.
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[The hell. I need to suck that right? If I want to survived, right? Right?]
[Its not wierd to suck it right?? I mean she's my mother and I'm just a baby right??]
Yes. Leo, a 50 years old virgin from his previous life. Who couldn't hold a conversation to a girl evem if he want to. Who could only stare at a prostitutes far away and could only use his hands to-
[Oy! Shut the fuck up! What the hell! Are you insulting me?! What wrong being a virgin for 50 years?! Huh?! Im just waiting for the right woman! And don't mock me because I can only use my hands!] Said Leo.
But deep inside him, the feeli-
[Stop! Please stop! I beg you!] Leo beg to himself.
[Shit. I'm not begging to myself! I'm begging yo-] halfway to complete his sentence, Leo's stomach grumbled again.
[Shit... Im really hungry right now. Okay, me, your just a baby right now. Its really okay. You're a baby. You're a baby. Don't get excited. She's your mother. You need this to survive.]
He convince himself again and again, and started sucking his mother's breast. When he did that, his mother finally felt relieved and start humming a song while looking at Leo with love and care.
Leo thought that he will eventually get accustomed to this, so he's trying to not mind it for now and trying to think somethings to distract himself.
He didn't know that, there's another hurdle for him, as a baby with a 50 years old mentality of an old man. This is one of the disadvantages of being reincarnated.
[Hmm? What are you talking about?]
He couldn't shit and piss on his own.
[Fuuuuuck!]
Maybe for a normal baby who doesn't know how to think yet. All they need to think about is to eat and let their parents do the cleaning.
[Fuuuuuuck!]
But for an old man, shitting his pants, is quite unacceptable.
[Fuuuuuuck! Hey whoever you are. Help me! What should I do!? Hey! Talk to me! Why did you suddenly stopped talking?!]
But all of this is his own problem, and he will eventually get accustomed to it in time.
[Hey! Fuck it!!!] Brrrrtt...
[.....]
......
Yuck.
[T_T]
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