HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-7:

I really hate school!! Especially when someone transfers!!

Let me skip one thing. It’s that 3 girls who I know got hooked up in an anime and they turned into Otakus overnight.....Yeah they turned into Otaku overnight!! Oh that doesn't mean I'm skipping right? Anyways what I really wanted to say (think actually) is Nozomi's parents are cool as fuck! I mean they let them (by them I mean Nozomi and Yumiko) stay at our house (I mean Sunekawa Household). They let them stay here even though it’s been only 2 days since I know her and her sister. Well they also gave them a bag which I didn't cared about. Okay I better should stop my inner monologue now.

"Damn I got ready already."........ I don't even know why I said that.

Better should eat breakfast now.

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"Why the hell are you two-" Why is Tsugumi-san here? "I mean Goodmorning "eating breakfast without me haha" I scratched my back while laughing after saying that hahaha....

"Disgusting *yawns* like always and you look disgusting wearing this uniform of yours" Fuck you Yumiko!

"Yumiko don't be rude to Akito-kun." Tsugumi-san..... I Love you!! (not in a romantic way though)

"Tsugu-chan you know he was about to act rude to them so he desrves that rude comment from Yumiko-chan" Fuc- I mean darn you Mom and I fuc- I mean I friggin hate you!! (Not in a TV drama way)

"Yeah Haruno-san is right Mom" said Yumiko while making thumbs up pose.... What the fuck?

“Don’t take her words to heart Akito-kun. And oh will you take Nozomi and Yumiko to your school?" I was expecting she'll ask that because both (Nozomi and Yumiko) are wearing the uniform of Shiro Hana High school. By the way why is Nozomi quie- oh she's really tired.

"N-" just when I was about to refuse what she asked my Mom interrupted and said "You will have to take them A-ki-to~"

"Fuck my life~" Oi i never meant to say that! And why the hell are you two laughing! Tsugumi-san too?

"AKITO!!" Fuck no!

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Somehow I managed to get out of my mom’s rage. You ask me how, well that’s a different story. Anyways now I'm taking Nozomi and Yumiko to my fucking Highschool. Well now we're on our way to school.

"Haha serves you right Akito-kun" yeah fuck you Nozomi.

"Yeah a creep like you deserves this." Fuck you too.

"Fuck you two!" yeah I said that right in their face. You gusy never expected I'm this bold haha.

"Disgusting creep" said Yumiko. "Rude Akito-kun" You know who said that.

"For Fuck's sake don't call me 'Akito-kun'! It’s fucking annoying to hear." Oh I just said something which- Why the fuck did I said that.

"Then what should she call you" Nozomi was supposed to ask me not you.

"Seriously? Just Akito is fine. You don't need to add 'kun'." I said that to Nozomi ignoring Yumiko.

"Look what a creep for answering one's question to someone else" at that bitch's comment I gave a deadpan gaze.

"Eww don't stare at me like that" Fuck I'm not staring. And why the hell are you laughing Nozomi-sama?

"Guess a loli midget should umm you know, Drink milk to grow."

"What the hell did you say nipponzu!!?" What the fuck. What's Nippon-zu? It’s Nipponjin. This in English means Japanese.

"A midget..... Anyways we reached school"

"I'll remember this" Is this supposed to be a threat? By the way Nozomi was all quiet while we were walking. I think she's that kind of girl who's nervous on her first day.

"Yo your imouto (little sister) will remember this!" I said that to Nozomi.

"Yeah I heard that."

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"Can't believe you're siding with this creep" Well fuck you!

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Man this class is shit. It’s filled with Riajuus.

[A/N: Riajuu means a person who leads a successful social life in Japanese. They are referred as Normies or Normalfags by us. This word is mostly used by loners and Otakus in Japan]

Their loud lively chats are like toxic in my ears. FUCK! WHY DO THEY ACT SO HAPPY WHILE THEY'RE CHATTING?

"Oi Hiro you were on Hiroshi Park at Saturday right" Wow they talk so loud. I can hear them from the first bench! (By the way, they're talkin from the last bench corner row. They're not beside the windows). Fuck those fucking riajuus.

"Yes Fuji, I was with my Kanojo (Girlfriend). Well things got awkward there." Wow! I guess she rejected your offer to have sex in the park.... Serves you right riajuu.

"What do you mean?"

"Well...... we heard moaning noises there. huhu" he's making a disgusting laugh at that........

Wait! Those were not moaning noises!

"What! Seriously you heard moaning sounds?"

"They were not moaning noises....I think someone was getting raped." Fuck! Why am I sweating?

"What the hell! Did you call the police?" Stop shouting pal. You're gathering attention. Wait why am I like talking to you in my monologues?

"Hey you two were talking about police right?" Here comes another riajuu to join the useless conversation they're having. Seriously why do they join other people’s conversation to act cool?

"Yes! You know Hiro witnessed a rape scene"

"WOAH SERIOUSLY!!" so these guys get excited when they hear someone got raped (even though I didn’t rape her).......shame shame.

"No, he's just over-exaggerating. I just happened to pass there and heard mmmmphing noises."

"SO YOU DIDN'T CALLED THE POLICE!?" woah mate calm down. No need to attract attentio-........ What the fuck the whole class is watching this drama shit. (And you’re not my mate)

"Uh- Yes I did!" well I would've lied about it too if I was in his place for not calling the 'Police'. (You got what I mean right.....? I guess no)

*Slide to open the door*

Oh our Homeroom teacher came.

And the whole class got to their respective benches.

Time for our class representative to shine!

"Good Morning Sensei" We all said in union after our class president

"Good Morning students. And take seat." Sensei said after placing few papers above his desk.

"Bow" said the class president. Then everyone bowed to pay respect (including me). "Seat" then we all sat down on a dick- I mean sat on our seat. (Poor attempt of making readers laugh author-)

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Oh by the way, Hiro looks like he's really guilty. I guess it’s because he didn't called the police that day...... Who the fuck cares about this guy anyway!

"*Eghm* 2x times"(He obviously gave a fake cough). At that everyone's attention got to Sensei...... Wait why the fuck? Why am I narrating this sort of things in my head? Never ever done this shit before so I better stop this narrating shit! (Why am I lying to myself?)

Anyways, I know he'll say we have a new student in our class from today. And I bet it.

"We have" See I was- "5 new students who'll attend this class today." 5? I get one of the transfer student is Nozomi. But who the fuck are 4 new ones? (And I lost my bet because of those 4!)

"Woah really" (exclaimed a guy) ......"Seriously!" (Another guy this time).... "Is it a boy or a girl"(A girl this time).....

And the clichéd scene of whole class being 'Woah we are having a transfer student OH MY GOD is it a DREAM!!' goes on.

"Anyways here they are"

Okay let me tell you who they are:

#1) Frukawa Nozomi (Which was Obvious)

#2) (I never expected this!) A blonde guy whom I caught masturbating few days ago!

(Wait I'm not gay! And I wasn’t sneaking or stalking him! I mean he was masturbating on the Old Park few days ago..... And I caught him doing the act...... Seriously that's it. I caught him while I was jogging and walked to the *ehgm* Secret Place *eghm*.)

By the way he took a selfie of me and him after he got caught by me. And it’s because he wanted to remember who caught him masturbating for the first time.....!?(He also gave me his number well it’s not important) Seriously I never expected this freak to be here!

#3) Wow! I think I'll get along with this guy. Hell yeah he's a loner......... The posture, the body movement and that stance OMG he's totally my type of guy...........Oi I'm not gay!

#4) Huh? This guy looks like he's Chunni. Hell! Just look at how this guy dressed like. And that friendly aura he's spreading is OMG just get the hell outta here!

#5) And last... yeah last it’s a girl with glasses. A megane. And she looks smart. Yeah smart considering good grades. I guarantee you that!

Okay so here's the list. And don't expect I got excited seeing any of them.

"Okay now introduce yourself."

"Okay!" said the eccentric blonde.

"Hi, I'm Hideki Kakeru! And I'm good in football (soccer). Nice to meet’chy’all!" said in a really cheerful way. And I can clearly hear girls whispering 'This guy's so good looking KYAA'..... Okay skip the 'kyaa' part.

Can't believe boys are also admiring him. I can hear them whisper 'Hey this guy should be in our clique' also 'Lets teach that guy his place'. Those delinquents though......

"Okay your sit will be there." said Shishou/sensei/master pointing at free seat at the last row.

"Alright" he then proceeds to go there. Glad both I'm being surrounded by 4 classmates who are sitting in my North, South, West, East. You know what I meant right? Guess no. (By the way my seat is on the middle rows middle seat)

"Next" Oi did he really said next..?.... Laugh my ass out.

Oh the loner guy is approaching! Hell yeah I want to know his name too! That style of walking though! OMG....!

"The name's Kageyama Jin".......... He said them in a bored tone........ He's so cool! By the way my classmates are whispering 'This guy looks cool' of course he is cool.

"Okay Kageyama Jin-kun now sit over there." Sensei is such an ass. Anyways his sit is the the last rows bench beside the window. Well that sits next to the blonde freaks........ Damn it'll be hard to approach him.

'I hope Kageyama-san dates me' who the fuck said that?

"Alright" Okay somehow I do not like this guy anymore. Although he's a loner he sends riajuu-ish aura.

Who cares he's cool!

"Next"

Okay the next one is Nozomi so I'm going to skip her introductions

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"Sit over there"

"Next"

Okay Nozomi's sit is on the middle rows last corner on the left. Meaning 4 seats away from my left.

“I’m Shinuske Yamato. Hope we all get a long.” Okay this chunni looking guy looks decent. Myabe I was wrong thinking he’s a chunn-

“ASJFBUIASBFLAS:BFASUFBWABD” Okay the fuck did he just said?

“UWAFNASUFBWOA:BASF ULTRA SPEED” Holy shit a new language!

“Muscle crushing fever!!! WOOOOH” okay I’m 100% sure it’s not my imagination. And this guy seems really unrealistic. Oh wait this is a web novel of the Author and h-

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I just witnessed a really realistic and normal chunnibyo. He screamed, ran to a random empty seat and sat by jumping. I got to say it’s the most realistic thing I ever saw (the fuck does this even mean).

“The he- I mean *Cough* *Cough* Next” Sensei said with obvious fake coughs.

"I'm Kirisaki Hina. Hope we'll get along" Then the megane smiled. I bet creepy nerds are fawning over her. "She is totally my type" I can hear a nerd say tha- Holy shit! The class president is now getting all the attention from the whole class for saying that.

"Hahahahahahahaha" the whole class is laughing. Even the transfer students (except for the megane of course). Even me!

"Hahahaha she's the president's type-pffhahaha" said a random guy. But at that the class president put his head down on the bench while putting hands above it. Hahaha he's really embarrassed.

"Your sit will be pfff- over there" Hahahaha even sensei is laughing. Okay her sit is right beside....... Holy fucking shit.

"WOAH HAHAHAHAHA" right beside the class president meaning 3 seats away from my left. He looks hilarious now.

“Yo class rep! Luck is on your side hahaha.” said a random guy randomly. With that Hina-san made a frown. Hoh looks like she’s about to cry from all the embarrassment on her first day. Well I got to say one thing now.

“Cry girl” Okay did I said that out loud? I don’t think so.

“Hey Fuji, why’d you gotta be so rude? Don’t you know she’s a human too?” What the hell, this riajuu is singing. Plus it’s not funny.

“Hahahahaha that was funny.” Random girl #1

“Totally hilarious” Random girl #2

“Preach it!” Random gay-ish guy #1....... Where the fuck did the preaching word came from?

“Hahahahahaha Preach it! That’s funny Tarou-kun.” Random girl #3 .....Oh the voice belonged to a guy named Tarou. And I bet this girl wants to suck this riajuu’s cock.

“Okay class stop laughing.” Oh sensei to the rescue.

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Okay after the laughing session and hours of constant classes its lunch break. And it’s a time where a new fresh transfer student makes ‘friends’. Now I get the opportunity to observe it firsthand.

“Hi H-Hideki-san we talked during breaks you know right?” a girl with ummm with big boobs (dem boobs though. I mean let’s call her big boobsy-chan #1 for now) siad that to the hot guy.

“Yes we did and oh you’re here to exchange numbers like them right.” Hoooh he exchanged his number and mail address to them..... when?

“Ugh sort of like yeah.” I can hear a ton of disappointment.

“Here you go!” He then exchanged his number and mail address to that horny bitc- I mean #1 big boobsy-chan.

“Oh look that weird guy is jealous of Hideki-kun.” The fuck? Does she mean me?

“Yeah just look at his eyes and where’s he staring at. It’s like so disgusting” Oh man they’re talking about me. You call it disgusting then I’ll show you what’s disgusting (for some reason I think I’m going to get out of character).

I stand up and walk towards Hideki-kun. Picked up my phone and called him.

*YO YO YO YO YO* The fuck his ringtone is this...... actually what the fuck is this shit.

“Ugh sorry umm kawaii classmate-chan I got a call.” Woah you’re quite polite.

“It’s Orimoto Nanae” Okay so Orimoto’s (the girl with big tits) is fidgeting for some unknown reason and...... Run away from Hideki. What the fuck?

Okay I hear someone mutter “Geez. Why do girls always run away from me when I think I have a chance with them? I bet I’m handsome but why? It’s damn Strange.” really quick. And I know you. (What’s with the clichéd Anime vibe).

Anyways, he picks up his phone.

“Hello who’s this?”

“Yo look up” (I bet I sound cool) He looks up at that.

“Oh you!” I then look at those two bitches that were talking behind my back. I bet they are murmuring ‘How does he know him?’ ‘Are they friends?’ ‘He is actually not that creepy.’ ‘Yeah you’re right.’......... So this is what I call the power of knowing a good looking active eccentric riajuu (also having his phone number). Oh sheesh I just forgot I’m imagining them saying those. Damn.

“Yeah me. You didn’t think I’d talk to you because of that.” Okay that actually sounded creepy.

“Ugh no. I just didn’t thought you were the type to talk with guys like me.” Oh so you know what a guy like me is. Okay why are you pointing at that guy (You should know he’s a half riajuu half loner)? He then mouthed “Like him”.

“Oh. I’m obviously not like him. I bet I’m cooler hahahaha.” Okay It sounded too riajuu-ish.

“Hahahahahah totally!” what’s so funny? You should know my laugh was fake not real.

“Anyways we should talk more. On second thought let’s mix up with those transfer students. Except that guy of course” Okay why the fuck a loner like me is saying this? Is someone controlling me?

“Sounds good.” Okay what the fuck is going on. It somehow feels really generic.

“Count me in too.” Wait it can’t be.

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Okay we 7 chilled the whole lunch break. Oh I mean me the class president and the transfer students chilled the whole lunch. And somehow I feel like I’m becoming a riajuu (actually what the fuck? Isn’t the story supposed to be like me being alone or something?)

“Hey Nozomi, Will you go out with me?” Okay Kageyama I know you’re a loner but don’t think you can go out with her.

“Well no” Wow an instant reply.

“Why?”

“Because I like Akito-kun” What the fuck? I sort of know you like me but is this a right place to confess? I mean SHE FELL FOR MY FUCKING CHARMS IN 2 DAYS!!

“You like me?” I asked Nozomi acting confused. (The keyword here is acting.)

“Of course I don’t.” Huh

“Well don’t be tsundere bitch.”

“Who’re you calling a bitch?”

“You”

“For your information I’m not a bitch”

“Okay, why are you acting so out of character?” (Actually why are we being out of character?”

“Well I’m always like this and you didn’t know it hmmph” Okay maybe you’re right about that. But why the fuck am I having a banter with a girl who just confessed to me in front of these riajuus? And why the fuck am I hanging and chilling out with these riajuus (especially why am I acting like a riajuu in front of these riajuu bastards)?

“Okay so I’m accepting your indirect confession to know more about you.”

“Wait you’ll go out with me?”

“Did I say no?” Well I was about to say no but somehow I turned into Mary Sue and fell for you.

“I don’t know what just happened but HOLY SHIT!” Don’t need to shout Hideki-kun.

“Damn! Then will you go out with me Hina-san” Holy shit. My loner icon turned out to be a weirdo!

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“Okay so let’s go home together my, ugh… girlfriend-san.”

“Muscle crushing madness” shouted Hideki in the background.

“Yeah let’s go”

“Super Defense Waaallll” Shouted Shinuske in the background.

The awkward moment when you see your loner icon being a couple with a megane right after you become a couple with your neighbor and your class president looks like a dead meat because he was in the scene of confession for trying to get along with the megane by hanging out with riajuus. And who forgot to mention that the eccentric boy turned out to be a chunnibyou like that guy (They are fucking playing in the background and are screaming like retards). And at last me holding hands with Nozomi and watching the scene of couple going home together. Fuck only I know this shitty feeling.

“Akito-kun shouldn’t we go to our house like that”

“Holy redemption of zeor classmates” Shouted Hideki in the background.

“Umm of course why not. But will Yumiko be okay seeing both of us as a couple”

“The fuck?” shouted Shinuske in the backgorund.

“Well of course, why wouldn’t she be okay?” Well I got a feeling that she’ll be angry.

“Can you two shut the fuck up and clean up the mess you pesky little shit heads” shouted the class president in the background.

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“So you two are going out?” asked Yumiko to both of us.

“Well yeah.” I answered on behalf of Nozomi.

“You met for like two days.” Well you’re right. But

“Well you should know that we are engaged.”

“Wait what do you mean Akito-kun?” Okay I expected you to ask that Nozomi-sama.

“Our parents wants us to get married. I mean we’re going to have arranged marriage.”

“You’re lying right?”

“Nope”

“How do you know that our parents wants you to marry Onee-chan?” Okay what’s with the disappointed tone?

“Well didn’t you see them acting ‘Its okay Akito-kun you can do whatever with Nozomi’ to me?”

“Well no.........actually noticed them. But that doesn’t mean she’s arranged to marry you.”

“Well then just ask your parents.”

(Okay why am I not talking to myself in my monologues or am not giving details about the scene? Anyways why the fuck should I have to do this?)

“Okay stop talking you two. My head is like really aching after hearing all this.” So you think I’m lying or something.

“Well of course. My parents would’ve told me that ‘you’re going to marry Akito-kun’ you know.”

“Okay I don’t have proof or something but let me do something really out of character.” I then put my hands in one of my empty pockets and brought out a ring.

“Will you marry me” I said in Prince charming pose.

“Well no” And I got rejected. Wait didn’t she fell for me?

“Why?” Okay shit got weird. (By the way how the fuck did a ring came out of my empty pocket? Is this some plot playing by the Author?)

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“HOLY SHIT! MY SISTER’S GOING TO MARRY YOU? HOLY FUCK!” Okay that’s rude.

“OMG I’m going to marry you!”

“Okay let’s just go home.”

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. *Somehow Akito fell asleep in his room like 3 seconds ago and will have a long conversation with the Author. By the way they’re inside a Computer’s dick.*

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“Okay you fucked up self-inserted fake hot guy who I bet is really ugly in real life just tell me what the fuck did you make me do?” I asked the author in a horny manwhore’s tone. (Seriously giving me an angry tone would’ve made the scene serious.)

“Made you confess your love to Nozomi and also propose her at that day right?” Seriously you piece of shit.

“Fuck you! You changed the whole story or more like fucked up the whole story with this shit. Just who are you?” Okay why the fuck did I asked ‘Who are you’?

“Well I am you Sunekawa Akito.” And there he goes with the same answer. Aside that he completely ignored my complaint about fucking up the story.

“Okay so....... me confessing to Nozomi was the spice you were talking about”

“Yeah that’s the spice. Anyways, how does it feel to be inside a random computer’s dick?”

“Computers don’t have dick.”

“Well in my imagination they do.”

“Well only in this void dream like state in mind...... In other words fuck your imagination.”

“Well you’re now existing because of my so called fucked up imagination.”

“Okay just what the fuck do you want me to do in the future chapters? Why the fuck did they I mean Nozomi and Yumiko forgot to suspect me for not lying.”

“Well power of my writing makes this thing not important.”

“This didn’t even make any sense!”

“I know”

“Fuck you motherfucker.”

“Okay let me tell you what I am going to do now.”

“Sure fuckface go ahead”

“I’m going to make you retarded for few days in the next time skip which will be in chapter-8. And boy that chapter will be good.”

“I’m sort of thinking you’re going to do some weird random shit.”

“Of course not. Did you think I’m a retard to fuck around with my stories?”

“Watch your grammar; they’ll automatically fuck with your story. And yeah I do think you’re a retard to fuck with your story.”

“Why do you have to be so rude~ don’t you know I-”

“This isn’t the lyrics and this wasn’t fucking funny you dumb ass.” I cut him off.

“Anyways, I want you to pick up a gun and go to school.”

“What?” I’m confused.

“Well that’s going to be the new spice!”

“...........................” I replied with silence.

“What? You mean you’re going to add action scenes?” I asked him that. Well the author wrote it just to make sure that I Sunekawa Akito said that.

“Well the story’s tag will answer you your question.”

“THEN BRING IT ON!!!”

“Bring what?” Seriously you’re asking me this?”

“I’m currently really out of character here now because you made me. Aside that let’s begin THE FUCKING TRAINING!!!”

To be continued