HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-3:

Execution of my plan, Will it work?

It took me 2 minutes to think about my plan (I can tell because its 7:22 P.M now and I started organizing in 7:20 P.M). I better be calm to execute my plan.

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Time to call her (the execution of the plan begins!) and act all worried.

*Beep*

*Beep*

*Beep*

"YES *hik*" she's still crying huh? It's to be expected.

"Hello! Are you okay? I'm on my way so don't lose hope" I said (voice) acting in a worried tone.

"Okay" she replied. After her reply I asked "Can you tell me where you are? I mean you got out of the entrance so you might be elsewhere?" I said that while staying on the entrance. I mean why should I leave without knowing her location?

"Yes I'm on the play ground *hik* so he can't see me from there." she answered giving me her details. Better should start heading!

"Stay there." I replied to her answer. She said "Okay".

"I know you're feeling lonely and confused right now but don't give up I mean just stay and wait there for my arrival..... (What’s with this pause?).... You can talk to me while I'm on my arrival. Just please stop crying." She then started talking "Thank you. But please arrive quickly" Good she expects well from me. Now I got to get there. (Was there any reason to thank me? Maybe she's still not calm).

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"So can you tell me how you got ended up being in the park with a rapist waiting.....? And why is there no one except in the park?" I said acting like I have no idea about the situation. It’s to make this approach of mine believable (By the way I'm searching for a big stick).

And now need to pick up.... yeah this branch. *picks* Good! Now I'm going to use this branch after I arrived at the playground. Why's this park so big? I need to be calm! And I got to stand here in the entrance until she tells her story. Damn

"I was on my way to the New Park which your mom told me to visit if I was bored. So I tagged Kyo-chan (My sister. And what's with the chan?) along with Yumi-chan (I guess her sister) to visit. While on our way Kyo-chan said there's an old park which people rarely visits now is much cleaner (Clean freak confirmed?) than the new park. So I thought I'll visit the old park after my visit to the new park..... I don't know why but I got the feel to visit the old one (Sometimes I also feel the same way. Maybe this old Hiroshi Park has some magic which also attracts people who never visited here. Fuck this park)"

She pauses for a while and now continues "So I told Kyo-chan and Yumi-chan that I'll visit the old park while we were on our way home. She then told me that we left the park long ago as we were inside the new neighborhood (new for her but old for me). Then she handed me 500 Yen and told me that it’s okay for me to take it. (Wait I didn't asked to learn this much detail) I tried to decline but she insisted me to buy some drinks before visiting Hiroshi Park (The old park) because she said I seemed tired. So I took it, thanked her and bought 'LIGHTNUX COFFEE' as it was my favorite (Holy shit! That explains the reason you why tasted like that Coffee while I was kissing. Btw it’s my favorite too) and started drinking while walking to the old park. Kyo-chan gave me the park's location if you wonder."

Okay you're spilling too much unnecessary details. And what's with the pauses? (Btw I'm not walking on her direction. I'm just killing time idly standing and talking to her while holding a branch.)

To kill the pause I said "Okay. So why are you telling me about you drinking a coffee while you were on your way here..?....... These details aren't important".

I bet I'd say that to her if I was really on my way to save her while she's still spouting nonsense like other girls like not giving the detail you asked for clearly on the phone. Still its my first time hearing all this nonsense from a girl (I knew girls spout nonsense every time..... but come on a rapist is waiting for her and she's still..... Wait I'm not a rapist).

Oh she continues "I'm telling you all the details you asked for. Hmpf...!" Seriously bitch do you know what situation you're in? I mean hmpf-ing while I was asking you the details of that rapist who's waiting to rape you.... (I'm not going to rape you though)..... Seriously, what the FUCK?

Teenage girls really need to understand the situation they’re in. I bet she's delusioning about me punching that rapist (which is me. But I'm not a rapist) down like a prince rescuing her princess from being raped. Sorry it won't be true because my plan is not like that (its also not to rape you).I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR FACE AFTER I SHOW UP!!

"Never mind that, just start spilling how you end up in that shit." I asked in a cool way.

"Okay!" what's with the sudden cheered up voice? Anyways.... "While I was on my way to the park I saw a suspicious guy behind me. It felt like he was tailing me."

Hey I was not tailing you and what's with the pause again. "Then?" I said acting puzzled.

"I arrived at the park hoping that he'd leave my side by seeing people. I mean I knew that people rarely visited the park but I still hoped that there will be few there."

What's with the pause and serious tone now? She continues again "But there weren't any and he continued to tail me. I thought I'll find people if I walk my way more inside the park. When I thought of that while walking..., I looked behind to see if he gave up tailing me. But I saw that guy staring at me with a malicious look while smiling in an evil way."

Bitch please! It was not a malicious look! It was mischievous! And what's with the evil smile?

"I got scared and started to run after seeing that look..... I was planning to get out from the park. But to my surprise he started running in my direction..... I was so scared that I started to scream but he suddenly put his hand on my mouth so I couldn't scream anymore for help and pushed me down on the ground. He was holding both of my hand with his left hand and was sitting on my thighs so I couldn't resist and move."

She's voicing her thoughts about that guy like he's really evil bad guy who tries to rape girls like in Cheesy TV Dramas.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FACE WHEN SHE LEARNS THAT THE GUY SHE'S TALKING WITH IS ACTUALLY THE RAPIST SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ON THE PHONE (Btw I'm not a rapist).

"Wait did he groped and fondled you or something after that?" I asked acting in a worried tone. Man it’s really hard to disgrace myself and act when someone's talking shit about me.

"No, he started looking sideways. Maybe he was checking to see if there were any people. I don't know why he thought that I was going to believe him when he told me "I'm not going to rape you". I mean he's sitting on me, looking sideways to check if there's anyone and expects me to believe him. What a brain-dead guy." she answered............. What? She thinks I'm brain-dead? And a retarded rapist? What the hell?

"Hey is that guy a high schooler?" I said asked after the shock I received as someone called me brain-dead. She was not mocking... She actually thought/thinks that suspicious guy is brain-dead. Anyways

"Yes! He was wearing a long sleeved high school shirt and the school uniform was of the school where I'm transferring. It's Shiro Hana High school (White flower high school)" She answered. I kind of expected she'll transfer here. Anyways I got to act.

"I am in that High school too." I said in a way which sounds like a guy is trying to cool the serious situation down.

"Really. That's great." Seriously bitch? Why are you cheery? Like I said I'm not your prince charming who'll rescue you from that (rapist) guy. I'm just manipulating you emotionally so I can get out of this shitty situation.

"Never mind that, just tell me how do you know he's in that High school?" I asked a question rather than wasting time.

Wait I still need to hear the whole story to complete the whole plan. Well fuck she might be worried if I wait too long. "Say the whole detail as quickly as possible okay. I mean I'm just few minutes away from the park now."

Wait I'm seriously saying this. I mean 'whole detail quickly as possible' doesn't sound good in my opinion.

"REALLY! YOU’RE THAT CLOSE! But why haven't you called the Police?" I've prepared an answer for that question.

"Don't shout he might hear you...... And I didn't thought that calling Police will be necessary because I can take that molester down by myself. I just want to save you by myself."

I know what I'm saying is cheesy and doesn't make sense. But think about it, a delusioning confused teenage girl who thinks that a hot prince like guy who's her neighbor will rescue her plus he's confident in taking down the molester. I guarantee you that any delusioning confused teenage girl will believe in this excuse if not a 'mature adult woman'.

(Seriously she haven't saw my face in the wall of my home's living-room while she took my cell phone number from my mom who was probably in the living-room watching some shitty soap operas in TV!)

"Okay I understand." She really thinks I'm gonna beat that molestor down "But won't calling the Police be a better choice..... What if the guy has a weapon? Akito-kun... why are you coming by yourself?" Calling me by First name basis already? Don't care.

"Well wouldn't it be nice if I saved my Fiancé" I said in a charming way (I guess). Bet she's fawning over the imaginary image of me.

"Seriously! But what do you mean by fiancé?" Oh that means only I know that I'm going to marry her as my mom spilled the beans. Glad she did! By the way I don't mind marrying her.

"Well I'm saving you and won't that mean I'll get your love. And your first kiss." Wait wait wait I didn't planned to say this! Don't care if that makes her fall for me.

"Oh!" I bet she's blushing. And why is she sounding so carefree now? "But I kissed many guys before. All of them were umm- handsome. So I won't mind kissing you after you save me." Seriously! What The Fuck bitch. It hurts to hear that my fiancé whored around kissing guys other than me.

"What? You kissed guys before?..... You second hand bitch!" Wait I was supposed to say 'Too bad I couldn't be your first one and I'll beat the molester to get my share of kiss.' Fuck!

"Wait what do you mean by second hand bitch?" she started protesting. Well admit you're a bitch..... BITCH.

"You said kissed but I bet you fucked those guys too. I mean you're just too easy to get laid with!! I can tell after hearing you say 'I kissed many handsome guys' calmly!! What a fucking cocksucking Bitch!"

What the fuck am I saying? Have I gone retarded? Did I seriously say you're too easy to get laid just because she kissed other guys. Fuck my logic. No fuck that Shitty Manuscript!

"Are you seriously saying this? It's to be expected from a virgin like you!" So she's admitting that she whored around?

She's not even protesting! HOLY SHIT this girl's a Fucking bitch!

"You mean you're a whore who whored with those 'handsome guys’?.... Get raped because this 'virgin guy' is not coming to rescue your used up whory pussy!" How did her confession on kissing guys other than me let my plan got messed up.

"Wait I'm not a whore! Please don't go! I was just joking!" huh like I'm going to believe that. But seriously why am I acting like a jealous cunt?

"Good luck to get raped bitch. I hope he gives you one heck of an experience of being raped. So I better should end the call and head back home; oh I was heading home when you called me a virgin as I learned your identity of a whore hearing that. Plus I don't save high school slut from rapists. So happy raping and good luck to get raped in advance. Also give me a note tomorrow about that one heck of an experience which you will get today... I mean tonight. So Good luck fucking! And I better should end this call" I was just threatening her saying all these fucked up shits. I mean if she was joking she'll start crying which I don't expect and if she wasn't joking but instead lying then she'll hesitate and will somehow try to make me come here with her whory tactics. Still I have no fucking reason to do this!

"Please don't leave me alone here.*hik*" She's crying? Hell yeah! "I don't want him to take my first time like he took my first kiss!*hik*" Fuck I'm feeling like a loser for making a girl cry like this but what can you expect from a lonely loser/cool loser like me? Oi why am I calling myself a loser in my monologues?

"Okay? So you were trying to act cool by saying you kissed multiple guys and were also trying to hide the fact about the molester kissing you?" I said that like I understood why she said that about kissing ( In other words; I'm voice acting guilty).

"*hik* Yes! Please don't leave." She said in such a way that I can imagine she's feeling guilty for joking.

Now its my time to shine "Ummm to be honest I-uh-I-I-I (fake stuttering it always works)-"

"Yes! What is it" She cut me off while I was fake stuttering. Man you should hear what I’m about to say before cutting me off- wait it means my act really is believable.

"Fine.... I still am not on my way to rescue you. Because I know its a prank." I said that to make her tense up.

"WHAT!... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" wait don't shout..... I can hear you from the entrance.

"Hey! Got mad just because I didn't get pranked eh?" I said in a cheery tone! Man voice acting really is a piece of cake for me. I better should voice act for animes.

"*sob* YOU *sob* YOU JERK. WHY! WHY AREN'T YOU COMING?" She asked while sobbing. Fuck, this bitch cries a lot!

"Hey first of all its not believable that a rapist to let you go. And he is waiting on the entrance for this long to rape you. I mean what the fuck! How can a sane person believe you? And if you were really in that situation you colud've called the Police. Did you really think that I'd fall for the fake crying of yours?" Yeah take that bitch. Still I wonder why she hasn’t called the Police.

"I don't know the Polices number. And my Mom's phone was out of signal including Dad's *hik*. Kyo-chan's phone got lost in the park (Seriously! She's going to be in real trouble in home. Oh Yeah... Wait! How the fuck someone loses her phone in park?)*hik*. Yumi-chan doesn't have a phone. So the only option I had was to call you. But you cutted me off *hik* and I couldn't call you because my phone's balance ran out." She told me her reasons. And I learned she’s such a pathetic bitch for not knowing the Polices number. Anyways I'm glad luck's on my side today.

"So what's the rapist of yours doing.... I know I said he was waiting on the entrance but it’s been more than fucking 20 minutes! You expect me to believe that a guy will wait in the entrance doing nothing for raping a girl. What the fuck? Is your logic screwed?" I insulted her for no reason. Still feels good to insult pretty girls. HAHA....? That fucking Manuscript messed up my fucking brain!

"Wait I'll go and check what he's doing. Just don't cut the call." She said.

Oh good thing I picked up the branch. I'll just wait here with an angry face. I know she'll start talking to me after seeing that 'rapist' holding a branch to hit her head and rape her while she's unconscious. Laugh my ass out.....I'll cut her call off when she'll say that.

After that I'll proceed my plan while she would be on her way to the playground.

Oh my plan was to lure her here after making her wait for 10 minutes (but I wasted 10 more minutes) by calling her so that she'll calm down. Also she'll act surprised if she finds out that this guy was the 'rapist' (CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER EXPRESSION). She'll believe its a prank after she sees me calling her phone with my phone.

By the way when she'll be on her way to the play ground (after seeing me with the branch) I'll talk to her about useless rubbish like 'You didn't tell me when he kissed and how did you escaped from him.'. When she'll start pouting those bullshit like 'he took me in a forest like place' I'll poke her back and say 'You got pranked' while I hold my branch in a way she'll think I'm gonna hit her. I mean she'll be scared as a cat but she'll laugh it off thinking I planned it with Kyo (my sister).

I know this plan is weird but the girl delusioning me as prince charming (I bet) will see my face she'll be like 'it really was a prank'. I'll bribe Kyo by giving her money to buy her a Slide phone (Teenagers really loves it in Japan) with girly stickers (I just thought of it after hearing she lost her phone.). Man I was damn scared thinking 'How will I bribe Kyo without spending all my savings?'.

Okay after bribing and telling her the story of a 'rapist pranking a girl' in my perspective (I'm sure she'll believe me) I'll tell her to say "Well as expected you got pranked by Onii-chan (Big brother). We all know that he takes his prank far but still a prank is a prank" .... Man I just used all of my life worth luck today. Still was worth it. I mean it saved trouble in home.

Oh a car is coming this way. So it’s the first time I'm seeing someone (including people, dogs and cats) coming here in this 20 minutes. How deserted can this place be?

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Wait why is a car waiting behind the entrance? Fuck! That bitch will arrive here in few minutes! Damn!

"Hey boy you look kind of famillia- wait you're Akito-kun right?" This guy knows me? "My my, isn't this Akito-kun!" said the lady which I assumed as her wife. Wait isn’t he my dad's cool friend Sakamoto-san and her wife Tsugumi-san! Why are they here!

"Yes I'm Akito. And aren't you Sakamoto-san and you Tsugumi-san" I said that acting calm. Hope they buy my acting.

"Look you're the same as ever. Still you never called us with our surname... What I'm trying to say is its disrespectful" Enough with the lectures Sakamoto-san and just get the hell out of here quick! Wait I better call the Furukawas girl! I mean she's on her way to entrance so she's not going to talk. But if I call her she'll answer the call to talk.

"Honey don't be so rude with him. He's young and all-" Tsugumi-san got cut off by his husband (sakamoto-san). He cut her off by spouting nonsense "What I'm trying to say is he's being disrespectful by not remembering our surname" Oh he knew that I never could remember their surname. By the way why are they visiting us today? Don't care. Wait I should call this girl before she arrives.

"Well you're right I forgot your surname." I then made a dry laugh while swinging the branch here and there. I'll have to smooth things up before 4 minutes because that girl will arrive here between 4 minutes.

"It’s Furukawa" So they were her parents. And they were our family friends...... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

"And we moved here yesterday. We were just buying few gifts for you and your siste-." Sakamoto-san got cut off by Tsugumi-san. She was pouting at him "Honey why are you spoiling all these?”. Now looks in my direction and says "Well good to see you and see you later at your house .... Oh but why are you waiting here in this park holding a branch with your uniform which is covered in dirt... On second thought we'll ask you at your home. So bye bye!". She then looks at her husband and says "Honey start driving". He then replies "Okay" and looks at me "I'm also interested to know the details too." and starts driving.

What the fuck did just happened. Her parents were Sakamoto-san and Tsugumi-san. Don't care. I better should call her.

*beep*

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Why am I hearing a phone ringing? Wasn't my phone in vibration mode? And why's there a beeping noise?

*beep*

*ring ring* *ring ring* **Sudden Realization**

*beep*

Please don't tell me it’s her phone! And don't tell me she's here!

*ring ring* *ring ring*

I then looked at the direction where the sound came from.

Wow it’s the Crying Bitch... I mean Furukawa’s girl. Wow she took the call.

"Hello?" She said while looking shocked. I can explain her look by saying she witnessed that her prince charming was the rapist (I didn't find any proper words to explain this. I mean I never saw that look in my whole entire life).

"YO!! I'm Sunekawa Akito.... Nice to meet you" I said (after throwing the branch behind me and waving in her direction) the best greeting a guy like me can offer. I also said that in loud tone so that she can hear me saying that.

My God what'll happen now!!!?

To be continued