HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-4:

Is this the situation which I had expected?

I think I better should start acting. The look on her face is priceless though. So fucking hilarious! I want to laugh my ass out.

I said "Yo! Like I told you I'm Akito and you GOT PRANKED!!!" like every normal prankster (I think?).

What's with that 'are you seriously fucking kidding me' face? Don't care, better should start acting.

"Ummm you can forget everything which had happen in the evening. I mean it was a prank by me and Kyo..... Hahaha" I said and made a dry laugh while scratching the back of my head. I just hope she'll buy it.

"................." She's all silent. GREAT!!!! No Fucking response from her. Huh!

"I know it’s unbelievable but you have to believe that it was a prank. I swear I never meant to rape you." Damn she's not even saying a word. How shocked can someone get if they find out that their neighbor 'prince charming' is the 'rapist' who was going to 'rape' her and learns that this was all a fucking 'prank'....... I can never comprehend this feeling but I don't think that it'll make you stand still for like I don't know how many minutes.

I don't care what she'll do but I guess I got to move closer.

*Step* X 7.... Wow! I just counted my steps. Does this mean that I'm nervous like a fucking guy who's going to give a job interview? No Fucking wa-

*Slap*

Ouch that hurt my right cheek! Wait, what the fuck?

*Slap*

Ouch my left cheek! I got hit 2 times by a girl and I'm feeling good! Wait I'm not a masochist!

I now need to act all guilty by looking down on my feet huh. Guess I had to do it. By the way I'll count till 30. After that I'm going to face her 'Face to Face' (You get my joke huh! I guess not as it was lame). Wait I should stop talking to myself and start counting.

Okay.... 1.....2.....3....4

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29..... and 30. Wow I just wasted 36 seconds of my life looking at my fucking feet (well it took me 6 seconds to stop talking to myself... Wait what the fuck? I'm scared like shit?) .

Okay now's the time to face her.

Wow them boobs though- wait I shouldn’t...

Oooh I can see that bra..... Seriously I should kill myself.

Better should face her!

Man I can't take my eyes off her boobs- Now I get a clear view of her face. Those tears though I mean...

As expected this bitch is crying. Bawling her eyes out like a fucking kid..... I'm feeling bad of myself for thinking this. THAT FUCKING MANUSCRIPT TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING SADIST (I'm glad that I'm not a masochist though) AND IT RUINED MY WHOLE SATURDAY! I would've been watching Animes at this time rather than dealing with this shit. I need to end this quickly!

"I'm so sor-sor-or-rr-ry. (fake.... I mean real stuttering it always does'nt works... Wait what the fuck?) I didn't meant to-" I was guilty and I knew it so I tried to say sorry but I got cut off by her.(I tried to act though but my morals hit me and told me to face the shit which I just brought upon myself..... I know I'm a good guy inside so you don't have to tell me..... What the fuck?)

"So you mean to say you're this guy!" Wait what the fuck! What the hell is she trying to mean?

"Excuse me?" I asked being confused. She then showed me her phone (Wow an LPhone 6Z)? Wait is she showing off her phone by saying do 'you're this guy' what the fuck!

"Umm can I ask you the reason you're showing off your phone?" I asked polietly. She then blushed... the fuck? Now she's looking for something in the phone. I guess she's about to show me a pic of a handsome guy and will say 'I thought this was Akito-kun'. Wait wait wait, What the fuck? Didn't she slap me few moments ago? And what's with the rom-com atmosphere now? What the Fuck?

"Yeah wasn't this guy supposed to be Akito-kun?" She asked while shoving her phone few millimeters away from my face. I can't see the darn pic instead I can see the darn pixels!

"I can't see the pic... So would you mind to-" She then cut me off by saying "Sorry" while blushing. Damn.

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"Who the fuck is this...... handsome faggot!" I said that out loud. I mean who the fuck is this guy- wait "I look like this if I wear glasses, put on makeup and wear a hoody with this hairstyle... HOLY SHIT!" I said that out as I remembered that my Mom and Kyo made me wear a hoody and glasses after Dad combing my hair few weeks ago (It was 3 weeks ago before spring).

I now understand why they gave me a 'my son/brother can get married thank God' look. I insisted them to show me the pic but they didn't. So this girl thought I was this guy (even though I'm that guy).

By the way my dad always stays at house I don't know why. I guess he's just a lazy ass bum who always stays in room. God knows how he earns money. (I guess my Mom's parents give us money as they are rich. What a lazy ass bum guy my dad is. By the way Dad doesn't contacts his parent's I don't know the reason why)

Wait why am I thinking about this now?

"So you're this guy? IMPOSSIBLE! Just look at him and you!" Wait wait wait, you believed everything I said? So why did you slapped me? Why were you crying? Why are you now acting all excited?..... Just what the fuck are you? An alien? And what's with the 'Unbelievable' look?

"Yeah I'm this guy..... And did you believe what I was saying?" I said to end this confusion of mine. "Well I was actually here after you told me to get out of the park"

She pointed me to the bushes and trees (in short mini-forest in my words) place which was like 30 seconds away from the entrance

"I got here quick right after you told me to check out the guy (Wait I didn't). I stopped here right after looking at you as I saw that you were holding a branch and a phone. I swear I was really really afraid. I thought that you were going to call your buddies and rape-" I cut her off by saying "Don't. Just get to the point.". I forgot to mention I that I raised my palm while saying that.

"Hmpff" Cute!!... Wait what? "Continue please..." I said to get out of this weird atmosphere. "Oh sorry! what I was trying to say is I saw you talking to my parents."

Wait so why didn't she make a run to them. I mean she could've been saved by them right! Still I'm glad she didn't. I would've been in trouble if she had.

"So why didn't you run to your car then?" I asked.

"I intended to do first as I thought that Akito-kun (why are you staring me like a trash now?) told my parents that I was in trouble. Later I thought no 'how could he if he was on the phone the whole time'. So I tried to make a run to the car. But when I was about to run I saw and heard them talking to you. I was about to run as I thought you were just sweet talking them to get out. But when they referred you as Akito-kun (Why are you acting all disappointed now? I'm a high quality product for your information bitch) I couldn't run. So I waited and heard the whole conversation."

She then paused to take a breath "It was a real shocker to learn that the rapist guy was Akito-kun. I couldn’t take the toll so I started walking in your direction. And you know what happened after."

She then averted her eyes away from me like I was dirt or something. Well it’s to be expected because I'm not a 'hot guy'. Don't care I just got to end this shit!

"Okay so now you believe that I was not going to rape you?" I asked her. She then looked at me with a 'are you seriously asking me now' face and answered "Yes I now know that you were not trying to." thank God that I'm saved! "But what was all that for?" she asked after answering.

"Ummm before my answer I'd like to ask you why the hell did you slapped me! For 2 times bit- I mean beauty." Fuck! Saying bitch would've been better than saying beauty now. (I said beauty in English though)

She's blushing again and answered "I was not in my senses then" while fidgeting her thumbs. Cute I mean what the hell! "And now answer me!" she said while pointing at me. And now is acting all embarrassed by her actions. HOW CUTE CAN YOU BE- I mean what the hell.

"Umm let me give you a call for this." I answered as I just thought of a master plan which will lead her to fall for me- I mean 'like' me instead of being disappointed.

"What do you mean by calling me? *ring ring* You gave a call already? Weird" She then picked up my call and looked at me with 'is this guy dumb or what' look. Hey! I'm actually really smart with an IQ of 147 bitch. I know the situation which I was in was all retarded. But believe me, I'm actually smart!

"Yo! I'm your super badass neighbor Akito and I just rescued you from the rapist." I made a joke just after calling. Please laugh! Please laugh! I can see a smile forming! Yeah!! Just laugh your ass out!

"No you didn't" She said while smiling. Well its good that she's not acting all disgusted.

"It’s just that the neighbor is the rapist so I better call the Police on that guy." She said that while laughing.

"Like I said I'm sorry it was all a misunderstanding. I mean if I was one I wouldn't have bothered to take actions like 'calling you' and 'comforting you from crying' (why are you blushing now eh?)."

"I didn't cry you rapist!" she pouted while I replied "yeah yeah." she then looked at me in a 'you are actually not a bad guy I guess' way.

"But let me tell you something." I took a deep breath thinking how she'll accept what I'm going to say now.

"If I was a rapist I would've fondled your breast rather than holding your hands while saying 'I am not a rapist please believe me'. I then would've tore that cold out shirt (learned the name few while ago) you're wearing and would've started recording this on my LPhon-" I got cut off by an embarrassed girl who's name I don't know (I still know her surname though).

"Aren't you ashamed of saying this in front of a gir-" I cut the embarrassed/blushing Furukawa by saying "Hear me out first". She retorted me by saying "NO" out loud.

I still continued ignoring her retort.

"Well I then would've started to rape you while recording the whole thing (Why act so embarrassed now huh? And what's with the disgusted look huh?). After finishing the act I then would've showed you the whole recording and would've blackmailed you to have sex with me every day!" I then smirked looking at the girl who got embarrassed.

"You're really disgusting!" She said while averting her eyes from me with a disgusted face. She's still blushing though.

"Now you get it. I never intended to rape you in the first place. And hey when did you cut off my call?" I asked while noticing that my call got cut off.

"The moment you said blackmail and turning me to your sex sla- ughh I can't believe you pervert!" Wow she really is disgusted,embarassed and shy now eh. Better call her again!

*ring ring* She picked the call up and said "Do you really think that I will forgive you for kissing me!" She pouted in a way which melts my heart I mean... never mind! By the way weren't we talking about blackmail and sex slave stuff? Why the sudden change of topic? Still I got to answer her.....

"Well it was your fault for kicking me with your knee!" I said as I recalled I did that after she kicked me. (By the way I did that to stop her from shouting. But she'll believe me as I did it right after she kicked me)

"So it’s your fault. And by the way that was my first kiss too" I said while moving my hand sideways. I bet I looked really cool.

"What's with the lame pose? And why THE HELL DID YOU TOOK ME IN THAT WIERD FOREST!" She said that really loud on the phone while holding her lips with her free right hand.

"Oi don't shout on the phone bitch." I then looked at the entrance as I heard few people there.

"I think we better should talk about it while walking on our way home." I said.

I'm not embarrassed as people are here. They can go blow themselves up if I care. And Furkawa-san's dress is all ripped off too. (People can see her bra. And are getting the wrong idea) But wait its 8:17 P.M...... ITS 8:17 HOLY SHIT! We better start walking.

"I agree." She said while looking at them. I don't know but why the hell are they here after 8:00 P.M? It was like an abandoned haunted rape spot before 8:00 P.M! The fuck is wrong with people here? Better get out quick! But before that

I quickly unshirted my long sleeves which made Furukawa bitch make 'what the hell are you doing in front of people' look. But I'm doing this because you shirt got ripped bitch! And I'm wearing a T-Shirt inside! Why the fuck are you blushing now! What the fuck I don't care anymore Ugh!

"Just wear it as your shirt got ripped." She then realized her shirt was ripped (seriously you forgot). She then made a thousand watt smile which made my heartbeat pause for a few secon- What the fuck!

"Thank you" She silently said (She said that on purpose so only I could hear) acting all embarrassed and blushing. What's with the continuous blushing and rom-com atmosphere? "We better should start moving" after saying that we started to walk our way to home. Man this is weird!

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Now we're in front of our house (by the way she lives right beside my house. She told me that while we were walking!). We were talking about shits and stuffs which were related to the 'rape attempt incident' (you got my joke right? I guess not- wait what the fuck?) While were walking home. I also treated her LIGHTNUX Coffee on our way. She also asked me about why I was saying things like ‘I am a kiss less virgin’ ummm about that I replied her by saying ‘Emotional manipulation’ which made her labeling me as cheap manipulating creep. She also asked other shits like why was I following her and shit. After all of my answers she started to ummm I guess not hate me hahahaha? Never mind that. I now need to think what I'll do before reaching home. Just got a plan in my head!!

"Hey wait here for a moment." I said to Furukawa Nozomi (Oh yeah I forgot to mention that I got her name while we were on our way. Nozomi is actually a cool name. It fits her I mean she's cool. I can tell it after our walk- Wait why am I praising her?).

"Excuse me? Can you tell me why" She asked while looking at me confused. "Well if your including my parents sees you wearing my dirty 'School Uniform' and your ripped shirt tell me what they'll think?" I said/asked her. Now she's giving me 'what are we going to do now' in short a worried look.

"Just wait hear like I told you." She then nodded to me. Well I better should use one of my special skills: Eavesdropping. You ask me why I'm going to eavesdrop. Well it’s because their parents told me that they'll be in my house as I recall. So I better should confirm by eavesdropping. So yeah better put my ear on the door.

"Yeah yeah I also know about that story" The voice is not my dad's so this means it’s Sakamoto-san's.

"Honey don't lie to Haruno." It’s really obvious that its Tsugumi-san as she's talking to Mom.

Okay I just confirmed that my parents are chatting with hers. So I better should tell her it’s safe to enter her house. I better tell her that.

*step*X7

"So what were you spying about?" asked Furkawa-san. Well let me answer you.

"You saw me talking to your parents in the entrance right?" She nodded to my question. "Well they said that they will be in my house so yeah I was just confirming it".

"So it’s safe for me to enter without them seeing me now right?" She asked to confirm (are you fucking dumb to ask me this?) the obvious matter. I said "No you can't" in a sarcastic way which led her to punch me in my right shoulder. And say "I'm not an idiot you dummy".

She then started to walk to her house wearing my school uniform. Wait what? Actually I can take the School uniform later from her..... Hell no! Am I an idiot to think that?

"Hey Nozo- I mean Furukawa give me my Uniform back" I said before she could enter her house.

"OH! Sorry I totally forgot that it was you Uniform! Tee hee~" What's with the 'tee hee' in singing tone? Don't care! She took my uniform off and gave it back to me.

"And you can call me Nozomi-chan" wait what?

"What?" I asked.

"Well I call you Akito-Kun so it’s also appropriate for you to call me Nozomi-chan right? I'm giving you my permission." Well its okay I guess.

"Okay Nozomi but I'll cut the Chan off" she nodded to my response. Good.

"Wait until I button the shirt." She said okay to my request.

"Why aren't you cleaning before wearing it?" She asked while I was buttoning up. "Well your parents saw my uniform dirty... that's the reason." she understood what I meant (I guess).

"Okay so you should start heading" I said to her. I'm checking her out while she's walking. That Ass movement though...... HOLY SHIT! Those boobs too. Wait why do I have a bad feeling now? Anyways she's in front of her house. Is that house locked? I guess so. Well she might know where the key is.

*Ding ding*

"Hey why the hell are you ringing the doorbell!" I said that because I was not expecting that she'll ring the door bell of her house. Wait is someone there in her house? OH MY GOD..... This is bad!

I was then running towards her direction. Man why am I running to her? I better should run in that direction!

*Opens the door*

Hell no!

"OH it’s you Onee-chan (Big sister)..... Why is your shirt ripped? And who is that guy over there!"

Nozomi's younger sister (which I assumed) pointed towards my direction after saying 'why is your shirt ripped'. Man Why? Why do I have to with this shit again? She'll completely misunderstand me as I'm running! I should stop now!

"Did this guy do something weird to you?" She said in a worried tone. "FUCK!" What hell? I said that loud she’ll really think that I was molesting Nozomi.

"You got that wrong! He didn't do anything wrong." Nozomi to my rescue! "He's Akito-kun by the way."

"WHAT!!!" Shouted the girl whose name I believe is Yumi. You don't have to shout you know.

"Hey what's with the ruckus outside....Nozomi-nee and Onii-chan?" My imouto (little sister) came rushing and said that.

"Surprise" I said while raising my hand showing 'V' sign while smiling (of course the smile is fake like my 13 inch dick..... By the way the size of my dick is 7 inch...... What the fuck am I thinking now?).

"Disgusting" said my Kawaii imouto! Wait I'm not a Sis-con!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE'S AKITO-Nii!! THAT MEANS HE LOOKS DISGUSTING IN REAL LIFE!" Oi What the fuck? What's with that? Fucking Under aged super bitch!! (???)

"In Real life?" asked Kyo. Even I didn't get what she meant.

That Fucking under aged super bitch brought a phone (Didn't Nozomi said Yumi doesn't have a phone or something like that?) and showed Kyo a pic.

"Woah! That's Onii-chan hot version!" what the hell? 'Onii-chan Hot version' seriously! That's the name you came up with? That’s so lame. Anyways the under aged super bitch looks shocked when she confirmed I was that guy. Do I really look that disgusting other than my?

"Yumi-chan whose phone is this?" asked Nozomi to under aged super bitch. Yeah I'm also interested (even though I don't know who the fuck are you) how you got a phone. I bet you stole it from your pimp (did you get what I meant!? I guess no) bitch.

"Mom and Dad got it for me today hehe." Said The under aged bitch (I'm cutting of super as it sounds lame and takes time to write- I mean think- I mean What the fuck!) while making a cute bitchy moaning (???(Sarcasm)???) Nwnoises.

"Anyway I'm going inside and oh is the water warm?" Asked Nozomi to the under aged bitch.

"Yes" Said the under aged bitch.

"Okay then" She entered her house. "Hi Kyo-chan and I have to say that your Onii-chan is actually hot!"

She looked at me and winked. What the fuck? Does she have fetish for disgusting (as everyone says I'm disgusting) guys?

You know your sarcasm sucks actually.

"Anyways Bye for now Akito-kun!" she said that while waving her hand.

"Ughh bye I guess Nozomi" I said making a small wave (It feels embarrassing). After seeing my waving she smiled and got inside. Guess I better should go. I then turned away from her (Nozomi's) house.

"Where the hell are you going? Dead eyed loser-san?" asked the under aged bitch in an angry tone.

I then looked back to see a disgusted-angry-bitchy faced under aged bitch and my kawaii inmouto Kyo (the hell is she happy for?) smiling widely out of happiness.

"Going home?" I said in a lame tone.

"What happened between you two! And what's with the first name basis already!" said the under aged bitch and my sister synchorizingly.

The only difference was that the under aged bitch was pissed and my kawaii inmouto was happy.

"Spill out the juicy details!" added my Kawaii inmouto. And the under aged bitch glared at her at that. Kyo didn’t noticed her glare. Seriously just what’s your problem bitch?

"Maybe later because it’s late. Mom and Dad may also be mad as I'm arriving home this late. So.... later!" I said that and started to walk really fast.

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"Genji man it’s so fucked up you know" What the hell? Why are you talking about this now?

"Sakamoto your and my wife is sitting there sitting there you know?" I said while indicating Sakamoto. Damn this guy's so lame but still he's one of my few friends.

"Yes honey. There are two women here you know!" pouted Tsugumi-san. "Well you both are not women. You both are female gorillas. haha" seriously! You think this is funny? Man you just need to read my Light Novels to know what funny really is.

"I'm going to kill you-" His wife got cut off ass my son entered the house saying "I'm back". Good now I can go inside and continue writing!

"Gen-chan you better scold him today." whispered my wife Haruno. I gave 'why should I' look. "Just look at the time." she whispered again. Actually yeah he's actually late today.

*Checking out the time* He's dead today as it 9:12 PM!

"Hi Sakamoto-san and Tsugumi-san!" said my son. Huh you think I can't see your plans?

"Hey Akito-kun what took you so long?" said Sakamoto.

Seriously stop wasting time with your random shits. I got to interrogate him quick you fucking cunt! Or else I can't write my fucking Light Novel!

"Well I was just you know practicing Karate in the Old Hiroshi park. You saw me holding a branch right. And look my clothes are dirty right." said Akito (my son).

This is so out of character of him to practice 'karate holding a branch (???) while getting his school uniform dirty'. I bet he was doing something suspicious.

"Woah you practice Karate! Cool pal. Genj- I mean a certain guy I know can do karate and he learned them.... I don't know how? haha" disgusting Sakamoto... Really disgusting. You were just about to spill I knew Karate which is a secret.

"Gen?" Oi my son is an observant like me unfortunately. And Sakamoto if you spill that I know karate..... I will show him (your wife too) my infamous Mawashigiri (spin kick...Roundhouse kick in with more motion) on you. I'm gonna beat the hell out of you.

"You really are smart Akito-kun. Yeah its Genji your dad." You’re dead Sakamoto! (By the way how the hell does this make him smart? I know he's smart but how the hell does being an observant make you smart? The hell is wrong with your logic man?)

*Gets up from sofa*

"Hahahahaha! Nice joke Sakamoto-san. hahaha my Oyaji (old man) doing Karate... hahahaha." Thank God he didn't believe Sakamoto! So that means he's saved from my Mawashigiri and I got to save energy. (I can't believe Sakamoto got me by this joke of his. I really thought he was a retard few minutes ago)

"Yeah. He doing Karate is really unbelievable. But what if he really knows karate? hahahaha" This is not a fake laugh. He's laughing genuinely with this lame ass joke of his. What The hell?

"Hahahaha right. Haha Anyways I'm taking hahaha a bath now." My son said that (while laughing) and was going upstairs. "I better should forgive him I mean he only is late today you know" I whispered my wife. She then nodded to what I said.

"Yo man I thought I was fucked when you got up from your sofa! I saw my whole life flashing when you got up." Is this a joke? 'My whole life was flashing' is something a comedic character uses. And you are not one.

"Anyways I'm going upstairs. I better should take bath now. And honey I'll be quite active today". I winked at Haruno and she blushed at that.

"Yo man so bold." Said Sakamoto sheepishly. "Indeed Genji-kun." added Tsugumi smiling.

"It’s not like that." said Haruno blushing. Seriously you think th- ugh never mind.

"Anyways I'm going now".

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*slide to open door*

"Oi don't come!" said Akito

"Can't a father take a bath with his son" I entered ignoring his notion. I then proceed to clean myself before bathing.

*slide to close door*

"Oi Akito wash my back for me or else I'm going to you know kill you" I said jokingly.

"Hell no" well as expected.

"Please"

"Fine." He then got up from bath. "Yo, your thing got bigger. As expected from my son." you’re blushing at that huh. "hahahaha your blushing at that."

"Just shut up!" he then got behind me and proceeded to clean my back. "You were doing something on the park. Am I right?"

He waited few seconds before responding. "Yes I was doing something. But I have no reason to tell you that." well true.

"Anyways I'm not asking you anything but it better should not be a rape attempt! haha" I said that jokingly but I can't believe he started to hesitate at that.

WHAT THE HELL!

*Gets up*

"Oi WHAT THE FUCK" said my son as I grabbed his neck (I was not choking though). "Oi did you raped someone!" I asked in cold threatening tone.

"I have no reason to tell you what I did" I can't believe my son- OH MY GAWD! "I'll still tell you what I did for not getting disowned."

"Okay spill out what the hell did you did!" I said. I don't know how I'll prevent myself from killing him. I mean he; my one and only son FUCKING RAPED A GIRL!

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"HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL" Holy moly, laugh my ass out. "With Sakamoto's girl seriously" he nodded at that. "And you think she fell for you." Can't believe he did that to his fiancé. LOL

"Yeah she kept blushing and all with everything I said. I bet she fell for my charms" He said proudly.

"Yeah you got it from me though" I said thumping my chest with my thumb. "But how the hell did your eyes turned out to be like that?"

"Are you serious!!? You have eyes like that too." he's right but...

"But your eyes surpassed my level haha. I mean I look better than you." I said the truth. I mean he has good facial features except those wannabe disgusting eyes of a loser/dead fish eyes.

"I can't believe your saying this to your son. Anyways I'm out" He got up and left. "Pal I hope I can see my grandkids soon haha."

"Ughh Dad just stop!"

*slide to open the door*

*Slide to close the door*

"Guess I should leave and bang my wife" I said that right after he left.

"Disgusting" The answer was expected. I mean I don't want him to hear Haruno's moaning.

"I'm not a rapist like you though."

"Yeah yeah say whatever you like and thanks to you that I'll have to use my headsets for more then an hour." I get what he meant. Bastard you know you're born because of that right?

Anyways, I got to get up and bang now.

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"Did they left?" I aksed Haruno.

"Yes dear" she then blushed.

"I get what you want to do but before that tell me where's Kyo." I asked my wife.

"She's in her room." she answered.

"Is she sleeping?" I don't want Kyo to hear our noises. But if she's awake... it can't be helped.

"Yes" THAT’S GREAT!

“Then let’s BANG!”

To be continued

A/N: Okay guys this was really enjoying for me to write for some reason. By the way did you guys like how I changed my characters point of view? Please review to let me know.

P.S: This concludes this lame arc