HOW A LAME LONER'S LIFE IS NOT LIKE NORMAL DUDES

Chapter-2:

How can I make her believe me?

Few minutes later

Yeah she finally stopped screaming or more like mmmmmphing (I don't know what it's called). But it looks like she gave up resisting me. It looks sad. And it’s happening because of me (sounds really cheesy).

No! It's because of that shitty light novel. Yeah, I bet it had some weird black magic shit and because of that I'm in this situation. Thank God that I threw that shitty manuscript/chapter or whatever it was.

Fuck I should stop blaming a fucking story because of this. Anyways what the hell should I do now?

"Hey, I'm not going to rape you" I said it for the third time (yeah it’s the third time because I repeated that 2 times before as I recall). I then took the risk of taking my hand away from her mouth. I was still above her. Even though I removed my hand from her mouth I held both of her hands with both of my arms (why? because my right hand is free and it can hold her left hand..... duh)

"Really?" she said in disbelieved tone. I quickly replied her by saying "Really Really" in a childish way.

"So why are you doing this?" How can I answer this? I mean you're not gonna believe a single word I say.

"Before that let me ask you something" Wait seriously what should I ask her?

"Go ahead" after saying that she kicked me with her knees on my back while I was off guard. Well it didn't hurt me as free time exercises pays off as expected (its also because her kick was sloppy as fuck. Even a skinny noob could've kicked harder than her).

I then tighten my grab on her arms. She started screaming. To stop her "HHEEELP- mmmm" I put my mouth on hers (which means... Yeah a kiss and wait mouth on mouth means nothing..... My brain's not working.... Like I care) and I tighten both of my arms.... Wait couldn't I cover her mouth with my right hand and then hold both of her hands with my left? Fuck I'm an idiot. And its also my FIRST KISS. And I gave it away like that. Not that I care about........ Yay just had my first kis- I really should kill myself.

"MMMMMMm" She looks teary and Wow I can taste her mouth. She tastes like my favorite drink of all time and it’s 'LIGHTNUX COFFEE'. I bet she drank that before getting in this park. Fuck why am I licking her tongue now?

I quickly stopped kissing her and said "Sorry I really didn't mean to do that". I really don't know what I should do now.

"Kyaaaaaa! Hheeeeellp-mmmm" I then covered her mouth with my right hand and grabbed both of her hands with my left (again!).

She started to resist again. Man there's dirt on my uniform now!!........... Seriously I'm thinking about my school uniform now! Fuck me!

"Like I said let me ask you something" I got to the point by continuing "before that I'd like to say I'm really sorry for doing this but I have no choice now".... Wait she might get the wrong idea of the meaning behind my words as I couldn't complete it by using right words! For fuck's sake why did I forgot what I was about to say? Now it's all awkward.

The girl started 'mmmmphing' struggling again. I then put the force of my body in her stomach so she stops struggling which is a clear pain in ass (btw I sat on her while giving force on my ass).

As expected she stopped struggling.

This girl really thinks I am a rapist doesn't she? Am I?

WHY THE FUCK AM I BACK TO THIS AGAIN! I should continue what I was about to say. Yeah I remembered.

{"Are you fine with me having sex- I mean kissing you".... (The awkward moment when a girl thinks you're gonna rape her as you're above her while holding her like a rapist and suddenly you realize that you got turned on by her tongue and saliva hitting on your palm and that big dick of yours is in her sight because the zipper of your school's trouser is wide open with no underwear and you were about to say sex instead of kiss which could've cool down the situation..... Only I know how it feels like to be in this situation because I'm the only guy who's facing this). I then made a dry laugh and said "isn't this dick of mine big?" not knowing what to say........... 100% guaranteed that I'm gonna end up in jail as none can save me from this fucked up situation. By the way, why am I not wearing any underwear? AND HOW THE FUCK DID MY DICK TURNED INTO A CHOCOLATE ICE-CREAM??}

Just what the fuck did I thought of? I didn't get turned on by her saliva. Wait is my zipper open? No it’s closed. And thank you my dick for not getting turned on. And yeah, I'm wearing my underwear. Still didn't check that my dick is normal or turned into a chocolate Ice-cream........ Seriously! Have I gone retarded?....

Back to the point where I was gonna continue "I'm a kiss less virgin who doesn't fantasize to have sex with pretty and gorgeous girls like you I mean I only think of how I'm going to get solitude." Great she stopped struggling but didn't stopped her infamous mmmphing now I need to show off my insecurities as its hitting her right in the feels I think (lol). But still it made no sense by saying that. Need more details

"What I mean is I'm a lonely guy who's misunderstood for his fucking creepy weird eyes which I don't think is weird and I'm not sad to be lonely I mean I prefer it. Wait I'm now getting to the point why I'm above you right now." I paused and inhaled a deep breath and exhaled it out with a big sigh. She now stopped that infamous mmmmphing of hers. Wait that means spilling my insecurities are working on her. Hell yeah. So now to add more emotion I used my special skill 'Fake/real tears'.

I can feel my tears now. Back to the point

"I'm misjudged by people for my appearance. I mean like you m-m-misjudged me" (Fake stuttering to make it seem believable). I'm actually a hot, cool, smart and badass guy at the same time (it’s just a joke to cool down the situation) in my eyes but a creepy weird stalker in yours." my real/fake tears fell on her cheek while I said that.

She's now looking at me with a sad look I don't want to know why but it seems like she's believing what I'm saying (hell yeah it’s saving my ass).

"I don't care if I end up in jail now (1000% lie) for what I just did..... But first hear what I have to say.......... I came in this park for my regular exercise I don't want to spill the detai- I mean because I got afraid of my health. (10% lie and 90% truth. Wait what the fuck does this mean?) I don't want to get a heart attack that's the main reason I'm here to exercise and I exercise here as its most likely going to be demolished which means less people visiting it. Like I said I prefer loneliness"

I took a breath and acted emo-ish with tears flowing on my cheeks. I then said

"But today I saw a girl in this park. And I noticed she was increasing her pace as I was walking behind her. I then increased my pace which led that girl to run. I didn't give a shit why she was running (Lie) but I proceeded to do my exercise which was running and jogging. I was making 'HAHAHA' sound because laughing is good for your heal- actually I recalled reading a funny novel (shitty novel and its a lie). I know it makes no sense at all but it is the truth"

I took a breath again and wow she's listening to it paying full attention.

"When I was right beside the girl and oh if you ask me why I was beside it was because she was running on my jogging route (90% truth and 10% lie....). Back to the point, when I was beside her she started screaming so I put my hand on her mouth because" Wait what excuse should I give... Someone please help me! Wait the whole story made no sense so what's the point for me to ask for help. Man why can't I tell a single story in a non-scattered way? So the full attention towards me was the look of 'what the fuck is he saying'. What the fuck what I said also made no sense.

"So you mean to say this was all a misunderstanding" said that girl.

Wow she looks stunning. I can get a full view of her face as I'm not covering her mouth of course. Wait I didn't even realized that I remove my hands from her face.. Don't care because she understood it was a misunderstanding. And I'm also happy that she believed that story. Hell yeah.

"Yeah it is, I mean how a guy like me can rape a girl like you. I mean I would've been nervous if I were to approach you" I said while scratching the back of my head while laughing (it was a lie though). Woah she's blushing now.

"How can you say to a gi-girl after you did this? You also kissed me." what's with this rom-com atmosphere and is this girl a fool not like I care if her foolishness saves my ass (still rom-com atmosphere after that is a bit weird). "And why did you bring me in this forest type place" she added also added that later.

"I know right! I told everyone that this place was like a forest! And you're the first one to agre- I mean I thought people will call the Police or might've taken violent action if they saw someone suspicious like me holding a pretty girl like you in a way which can be easily misunderstood. So this was the only place I thought of which can prevent people to see me (wait I'm really saying this?)."

"Okay from what I'm hearing I can say that you're bad at socializing and all you did was on a whim?" she said with an expression which I can't name.

"Y-Ye-e-yes (Fake stutter. It always works on girls as they get the wrong idea of it). It was all on a whi- more likely it was all just a misunderstanding. So please don't got to the Police." I said in such a way that my acting deserves an Oscar (I think).

"Okay but please get off of me. It’s really hurting me" she said in a really cute way. If I was a normal teenager I'd have fallen for her now but I won't because I'm not normal.

"O-Oh yeah s-s-so-o-sorry" (Fake stuttering it always works). I then got up. Man dealing with this shit was a pain in the ass. And wow its night now! For how long was I on this shitty situation?

"Mind if I wait here" I said to the girl because "you know your ummm.." she realized what I was about to say and said "Oh please and wait for a moment there because it will take time on second thought can you please go out. I'm not going to run away." (Readers it’s up to your imagination to imagine what the situation he's in- wait what the fuck I'm still on about this shit). I then got outside my secret area (how the fuck is this secret though?).

Now I feel my thighs vibrating. Someone must've called me! So I pick up my Smartphone and.....HOLY SHIT it-it’s an unknown number. Why am I being so dramatic?

"Hello who's this?" I asked to the caller.

"Umm- it’s me!*huff* Please call me *huff* my account has no balance and it about to run out for calling you!" said the caller. Its a female voice huffing. It's 100% clear that she called a wrong number because no girl in my school knows my phone number and why will a girl suddenly call me and say 'it’s me'? Am I this girl's boyfriend or something? By the way why is she huffing? Not my business. So I better should end this call now.

"Sorry wrong number" I cut her call off. And oh where's that beauty now. "Are you there?" I said in the direction of my secret place. Wait did she tricked me? I quickly rushed at the secret place and found.... none....

Damn she got out. That means it was all an acting of hers (the blushing too. So the rom-com atmospheres were all my delusion). Damn I thought she believed everything I said (I also had my doubts too...ya know) so she must've purposely ripped that shirt of hers (readers don't need to imagine let me spill out what happened there.... her bra was on my view which was slightly exposing her tits you know because she was wearing that shirt which was exposing her shoulder which I thought got ripped on that area (secret place) as I pushed her down... that’s all - Fuck I'm again on this topic with readers and shit...Fuck my life). Man it fooled my innocent heart.

Fuck I'm screwed. My life is screwed! Wait she needs to get out from the entrance as it’s the only way out so maybe I should stay there. Yeah I have to go there. She thought I'd wait here while she takes a U-turn (maybe). Too bad I'm a fast runner. I'm gonna reach the entrance sooner than you. (I'm not a rapist though)

*Vibrate* *Vibrate*

While I was on my way on the entrance (I was running as fast as I could) I felt a vibration on my thigh like before. Someone must've called me? I'll pick up after reaching on the entrance.

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Finally, I reached the entrance. Now I need to wait here.

*Vibrate* *Vibrate*

It’s my Moms call. And she called more than 12 times. I guess I didn’t notice them because of that fucked up situation. Anyways,

I picked up and said "Yes okaa-san (mother) why are you calling me now? And don’t yell on me for not picking up the call."

I asked acting calmly and she quickly replied "Akito why weren’t you picking up the calls?”

“Get to the point of you calling me okay?” I think someone like me would’ve done that right?

“I've given your cell phone number to our new neighbor the Furukawas daughter. And you know that the Furukawas are our family friend. By the way, she’s now in the old park where you went for exercising... You know, she’s an absolute beauty and you better should hit on her and I will support you along with your father to marry her." What the fuck? She said all that without getting to the point why she called me.

Anyways I just learned that the call was from that Furukawa's girl (By the way who the fuck are they? I don't know any Furukawas.). I totally had no idea that someone moved in our neighborhood and also our family had friends other than that cool guy whom I know as Sakamoto-san and her cool wife Tsugumi-san..... Wait I shouldn't be thinking of this now I have to find the girl who's about to destroy my life. Sorry mom got to end this call soon or else your son will have to rot in jail. And stop being desperate for me to get married Please. And what's with the singing tone?

"Kaa-san (mom) what's with that and where did the topic of marrying a girl came from? Anyways is it really the reason you called me and oh I received a call from that girl you just mentioned and well you know I cut her call off." I said acting calmly.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!!? I told your Fian- I mean that girl to call that number when she's in trouble...You useless boy call her right now!! She might be in trouble as she called you. And why don't you talk wit-" She said in angry tone (what's with the sudden change of mood?). I knew what she was going to say so I cut her off (not the call) and said

"Okay Okay I'll call her but before that can you tell me where she is- never mind, what does she look like I mean you gave her my phone number so you saw her right... And if she's in trouble I'll have to find her right?" I said which I think would be a normal reply from a guy like me (yeah being sarcastic is my thing...Right?).

Man all this tension is screwing my mind! And its 100% clear that she was saying fiancé. So me and the girl will get married? That means I’ll have an arranged marriage? Strange! Never expected that!

"What's with this obvious reasoning? Yes I saw her today while I was giving her your phone number and" is she trying to be sarcastic? If so it's lame. And what's with the pause "ummm she's wearing red cold out tops which exposes her left shoulder. uuuummmm She was also wearing blue jeans... Oh her most prominent feature is her green eyes which are really rare. And oh she's extremely pretty (you said that before...).... I quickly want to make her my daughter-in-law!" (What’s with the sudden change of mood again?)

I then cut her call off by saying "Thank you. I'm going to call her now so bye". I said in a really cool voice. And oh that exposed girly shirts are called cold out tops.

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The moment when you realize that the girl you were holding down like a rapist is actually your neighbor and also your fiancé (maybe). And the girl thinks that you're a molester/rapist who was gonna rape her. And also when you realize that she was calling 'you' right after escaping from 'you'. This shit is fucked up..... It’s hilarious in my opinion ...........Laugh my ass out.

Anyways I should call her now.

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*Beep*

*Beep*

*Beep*

"Hello I'm Sunekawa Akito and why did you called me before." I said acting (voice acting) like I don't give a shit about her call but did out of courtesy.

"Thank god *sob* *sob* Can you please come at Hiroshi park *sob*." She's crying seriously!

"Wait why should I go there? Let me guess your crush broke your heart? *laugh*" Man I'm such an ass for laughing now.

"*sob* your mom was right about you *laughing while sobbing*(The fuck?). Anyways please come at *sob* the park now" Man its heartbreaking to hear her like this but I'm happy as I'm not going to end up in jail if I use this fiancé bullshit right even though I shouldn't be happy about this situation. Yeah my brain got fucked. Anyways time for my Oscar deserving voice acting!!

"Wait is something wrong" I said acting in a worried tone.

*sob* I can still hear her sobbing.

"Yes *sob* there's a guy on this park who's trying to rape me *sob*." And if I now say that I'm the guy its going to be hell at home. I still can get out of the mess with the fiancé bullshit but still I don't want to get bothered there after this shit.

Think what should I do and say to get out of this situation.......

Yeah I should make it seem like this was all a prank (like YouTube videos). And oh boy girls loved to get pranked I bet.

Before starting to think about my plan and how I'll execute it let me say something 'cool'.

"Hey are you beside the entrance" I asked in a worried tone. It was acting though. If she says yes I'll say really cool things.

"Yes *sob*" she answered. Time to (voice) act cool. "Hey stop sobbing and get out of the entrance I mean get away from him as far as you can............. W-w-what (fake stuttering. it always works) I mean is he's going to stand there as long as you don't appear in front of him. So get out from that place quickly and stop sobbing he could hear you." I said in a worried and cool tone. I also added "I'm coming here as soon as possible so be safe okay" I bet I sounded like every girl's dream guy.

"Thank you and I'll wait. But please note that I have no balance in my phone to call or text you so please call me after you arrive here." she said trying not to cry. As expected from my strong wif- nope.

"Sure will do. But get away as far as you can from the entrance okay." she agreed. "So I'll call you later bye" I then cut the call.

Now time to organize my plan.

To be continued

A/N: Guys please review this story and also tell me how I can improve this story. Btw the third chapter is on its way. Oh! If you're asking me when the main plot will start I have to say later. I mean its a Slice of life, Rom-Com, School life fiction with few drama. And my goal of this fic is to make you guys laugh and play psychological games along with improving my writing skill. My story is here to give you different feels. So I really need reviews to get motivated to improve this fiction of mine.

So please review. Please Please Please!

P.S: I didn't felt satisfied writing this chapter. I felt it was a bit cringe. And please bear this lame arc. The arc after chapter 10 will be better than all these shits.

By the way this arc will end soon and a new one will start. And that arc will be lame also.