Chapter 6

Alright let’s think. A lot of angry idiots vs one Hero Imp, I have nothing to fear. They should fear me! I’m the one who killed master and freed us, where is there gratitude! The imps start backing away sensing I’m getting angry except for one who walks forward that’s slightly larger than the rest. He lifts his pick up a bit higher and gets ready to charge me so I get ready to defend myself, without any weapons since I lost my pick in the rock fall and I gave masters stick back to his corpse. Why did I do that again?

The large idiot rushes at me and then trips and falls over his pick….

Dumbass just because you’re large for an imp doesn’t mean you’re not still an imp. Those things are still bigger than us…

Well taking advantage of the situation I run up to the idiot while he tries to get up and start stomping on him with my thin not particularly strong imp legs. However it’s enough to get the job done as he gets knocked back down. Now I pick my leg back up and proceed to stomp on his head. Over and over again. To be honest I’m a little glad I’m a bit weak because he doesn’t get knocked out immediately and instead starts crying out in pain. I would be worried that its taking a bit long but half of the idiots who were waiting started running away while the rest are just standing there shaking, not doing anything, and letting me stomp there friend to death. For some reason I must find this whole thing hilarious because from the moment he started crying out I’ve been laughing the whole time.

“HAHAHA” STOMP “HAHAHAHAHAHA” STOMP

Eventually he stops crying and I stop laughing so I do the only thing I can think to do and pick up the pickaxe he tripped over and with a great big grin on my face, I bring it down on his head and giggle as it crushes it sending blood and brain everywhere. Then I turn to the rest of the idiots who are standing with wide scared eyes, shaking like they were the ones getting beaten. I let them take a good look at me and then I speak for the first time in my demon life in an annoying voice that suits this small and weak species.

“What is there something on my face?”

Level Increased to Level 7

Bonus Stat Points +2

Then they all just run screaming as loud as they can. As if whether they scream or not makes a difference in what happens next.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Though it is really funny watching so called demons running like they saw a monster. Well I am a Hero so it’s probably okay that they ran from me. Survival instincts and all that. After all Heroes are known for killing demons. Though what about Demon Heroes? OH right the summoning circle! I was having so much fun I almost forgot. I move back along the cave to where there’s a circle with some scribbles in it and wonder why Master thought I was gonna mess this up before when someone already scribbled a bunch inside it. Well it looks like he drew it in blood so if I cover it up in more blood then it should be good enough right?

I wonder where I’ll get enough blood for that. Then I realize I’m being almost as dumb as the idiots, I’m covered in the stuff I just need to go and roll around on top of it and let the blood smear off of me.

I start rolling on top of it but that get pretty boring pretty quickly, so I get the idea to start making little imp sized blood angels all over the circle. It’s actually pretty fun so I start giggling while I do it.

Though that gets boring too so I decided that’s good enough and leave my vanquished foe. Now the summoning circle will never bother any of my brothers and sisters in the darkness again! My Heroic duty finally fulfilled I make my way towards the cave exit so that I may move on to greater adventures and greater glory!