《Demonology For Morons》The Great Shadow

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Chapter 2

All I see is the dark. It stretches on forever without end. However it doesn’t bother me, why would it? After all I am a part of this darkness. Just a small part but a part none the less. As long as I stay this way I feel whole, safe, and POWERFUL. I FEEL LIKE I CAN DEVOUR EVERYTHING. I CAN MAKE WORLDS BURN AND SHOW THOSE SO CALLED WORLD DESTROYING DEMON ROYALTY WHAT TRUE POWER REALLY IS. Wait what’s demon royalty?

That happens to me sometimes. One moment I’ll be having some pleasant thought and that thought leads to another thought and that one leads to something I never heard about. What’s hearing?

Well it probably doesn’t matter I should probably stop thinking. I can tell that my little piece of darkness in this endless void is the only one doing it. I don’t know how I know that but I feel like its true and I trust my instincts. That’s something I know I should do, it’s what all the rest of the darkness does. Anyway that’s enough thinking for now time to float in the void for a bit.

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TIME TO THINK!

Something just happened. No. I think it’s always happened but this is the first time I’m noticing. There was some kind of light it was hard to see because the darkness pours into it and then it disappears. You might be thinking, oh light comes and looks at your great and powerful self whats the big deal, there’s no reason to go out of your way and start thinking about something as stupid as some pathetic light. You would be right if it DIDDNT FUCKING DISSAPEAR ALONG WITH THE DARKNESS THAT POURED INTO IT. THIS FUCKING LIGHT IS EATING US. I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

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But how do I go about killing light that eats darkness when all I am is a giant blob of darkness. No. I’m not even that. I’m just a small piece of a giant blob of darkness that has no control of the rest of the blob.

Does that mean I cant do anything? That I’m just destined to watch as we slowly get devoured over and over again? That one day I to will be eaten? Can all I do is sit here and die while being the only one who seems to care?

IT FUCKING DID IT AGAIN! THAT FUCKING LIGHT!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can’t it just take a break. Can’t it see I’m having some sort of existential crisis. What’s an existential crisis?

No. That doesn’t matter right now, all that matters is KILLING that piece of shit light! Wait maybe it does matter. Maybe these weird thoughts I have can give me a clue as to how to kill it. That must be it, because otherwise why else would I have these thoughts that none of the other pieces of darkness have. Clearly I must be some sort of hero of the dark blob. HAHAHAHHAHA

Be jealous all you other dark pieces that you are not me for I am the hero that will save us all from the stupid fucking light. What’s jealous? What’s a Hero? HAHAHAHAHA

This is too easy. Soon I shall have a way and then I will use my hero powers to take control of this great darkness! All will bow down to my glory!

TIME TO THINK

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NOTHING! There is nothing in here for killing light. All I was able to come up with is Holy Law 235Res-Tru is a stupid law, names are important, some stupid thing called the demon race, and something even stupider called book-chan. What the fuck is a book-chan. Actually, I don’t know what any of this shit is except that names are important and that’s fucking ridiculous. How is a name supposed to kill light. That’s right, it can’t.

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No need to be so angry about it you might think? Well if that annoying ass light didn’t open up another 11 times while I was just sitting here doing something as useless as thinking then maybe I wouldn’t be so angry. I swear if I ever kill that stupid light I’m gonna swear off this whole thinking shit. What a stupid hero power. What’s a hero power?

Do I have a hero power? I must after all I am very clearly the hero of the dark blob. So how do I use it? Maybe I just think really loudly HERO POWER ACTIVATE!

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Now I feel embarrassed. What’s embarrassed? I don’t know but I feel like I should try to stay away from it. What now? Hmmmm…..

Unique power activate?

Name: Hidden Age:N/A Race: Demon(The Great Shadow) Strength:N/A Intelligence:3 This being is currently integrated into The Great Shadow waiting to be born Endurance:N/A Wisdom:1 Skills: See More Agility:N/A

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS USELESS SHIT!?! Whoever decided on this ability needs to get shot. What’s shot? I don’t know but I do know that that’s what needs to happen to them! How am I supposed to kill light with knowing more about me?!? FUCK!

Oh great now that I finally fucking figured out my great power the lights fucking here. FUCK THE LIGHTS HERE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! ITS DRAWING ME IN!!! HELP BROTHERS SISTERS SAVE ME!!!! YOUR HEROS BEING EATEN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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