hi, im heartbroken rn

i just found out they shut down clown college in 1997

my dreams are crushed

thank you

i just don't know how i'm gonna get over this

like that's all i wanted

that's called being my friend

which makes you an amazing student

😐

im keeping your tuition then

well i'm not gonna give you all my wisdom for free

im harvesting your clout and dignity

ive seen tik tok clips with my voice in them

does hollywood call me ? or do i call them ?

no i'm on drista and number girl tik tok

since we're the funniest 😛

also what is heatwaves and how do i understand the memes

who are you melting

a snowman?

that's what i thought

fucking gamers man

all greasy and gaunt

I HAVE TO WEAR A LOT OF SUNSCREEN OR ELSE I GET BURNT, OKAY ?

we are not the same

i did not come here to be attacked

my dad used to tell me that boys were mean if they liked you

which, looking back, is really messed up

but still 😉

🙄

you know what, i am going to take those compliments and ignore the sarcasm

no

and that's one of my biggest achievements <3

yeah but that's like my whole thing

idk how to do anything else

all i know is wake up, twerk, eat hot chip, and lie

c'mon, don't act like that wasn't a good reference

all men do is lie

no i am not a man

i hate men

especially you

🥺👉👈

i think i just threw up

good

you should suffer for doing that

only for you babe

😍😍😍

bAbE bEfOrE mArRiAgE ??? uNaCcEpTaBlE

😫🙏

sorry sky papi 🤧