what is your opinion on spider monkeys

urgent

what is your opinion on spider monkeys ???

answer the question

also, why are you driving ? i thought you said you didn't have a car

i wasn't tbh

what is your opinion on spider monkeys

i got into a debate about them with the hot ta

yeah, he's texting his girlfriend for backup, so i'm texting you

you wish

drew left their phone at home so you're my only option

we're fighting over if their lack of thumbs makes them superior or not

i say it doesn't, he says it does

college students will literally talk about anything but the curriculum idk

true, but i don't remember a lot of growing up

i got away from st. augustine as fast as i could

i- what?

now we don't have time to unpack all of that

i gotta kick this knockoff bellamy blake's ass with my debating skills

nvm then

brb bae 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

no >:(

he started trying to mansplain evolution and i just walked away

nah, he got the last word

well, words plural bc he wouldn't let me fucking talk

next time i'll straight up sock him right in his pretty little face

if i hear him quote motherfucking charles darwin, the incestuous little freak, one more time as if i've never heard of him...

it's on sight

i plan on it

gonna have a training montage like rocky

well anyways, now that that's over, where were you driving to ?

you could do surgery on those grapes

though since they're dead, it would be more like an autopsy

that's my whole charm

i can't be a manipulative bitch if i don't have a filter in the first place

i'd just be a regular bitch

😘 don't you worry your pretty little face about it

well you told me before that it was gorgeous

i'm taking the risk of believing you

i better be blown away when i see you