it's midnight

im so glad i still havent reinstated your st patricks day privileges

you're just digging yourself a deeper hole

i have an eight am class

lucky you

good night

i'm tired, you whore :(

too late

zzzzzz

and you're being really talkative

shut up

that's actually the most romantic thing anyone's ever texted me

i know

bye

is this what it will take to finally own up to that name

wow you're needy

ok it's been a little longer

peace out

do it

i dare you

also, don't use my full name

it was cheesy and mediocre at best

6/10, have heard better

i just looked up pick up lines to show you better ones, but now i'm on farmers' pick up lines

I'm a grain producer but I sure am tired of going silo

Do you know much about insecticides? Cause I just got bitten by the love bug

I'm all for sensible firearm laws, but I'll be blowed if I know when that Cupid is gonna rein things in. He just shot me.

Don't worry about the John- just call me Dear

I'm looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you'll help me

well i love them

i seriously have to go now

good night clay

fuck yeah it's not

good night bartholomew