《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》three
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you know you never followed up on your burning union jack
never even gave me a shred of proof
you're on thin ice for march 17th
sorry but i refuse to open twitter
not after the dua lipa stan incident of '19
she does. and they're vicious.
i liked one (1) tweet about how dua lipa, zara larsson, and charlie xcx are basically the same person and next thing i know, i'm getting called the human equivalent of a participation award.
i deleted the app and haven't redownloaded since.
my ego is all i have going for myself at the moment.
i can't lose it over petty fifteen year old girls.
yeah, yeah. use my pain for your own benefit
don't laugh at my misery >:((
just when i thought we were friends...
heart been broke so many times
those emojis are ugly
im changing the subject because i can't stand anymore bullying
did you know that when you look up "nick from houston texas", you just get a bunch of articles about a dead baby ???
it's almost valentine's day soooo
don't worry, i have plenty of time to scroll :/
my god, you are an incel
then you're probably alone on v-day too, huh florida man ?
what if we like met up? it's a win-win situation.
either we meet, and you're cool and i have a new friend.
or we meet, and you're a murderer, and i'm on the next episode of buzzfeed unsolved
win-win
unless you somehow manage to get caught, then we'd both lose
my dearest incel
i have watched all fifteen seasons of criminal minds. all 299 episodes.
don't interrupt me
shut it.
ANYWAY, if i were going to lure you into a trap that ultimately led to your demise, i would definitely be a lot more creative with it.
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you wouldn't know what hit ya, until bam!
and i know how to not get caught
i dispose of your fingertips and hair, mess up your dental work, and scratch your face. then dig a six foot hole, drop you, cover up three feet, drop a dead animal, and then finish covering.
you'll just be another unsolved missing persons case in orlando.
what ?! noooooo !!!
don't worry, i don't have enough money to go through with it
it requires a lot of supplies, and i'd much rather eat ramen and drink boxed wine
the college life, you know ?
really? oh sorry
what do you do?
you're no fun
i'll just start guessing
mailman?
secretary?
plumber?
prostitute?
i give up, florida man
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