if i make this a groupchat with my roommate, we could literally be 'a girl, a gay, and a they'

honestly that would be my peak in life

i just stared at my screen for five minutes in disbelief

you lied to me, florida man !!! :(

not the incel app 😔🤚

dear god

does nick know ???

wait...is nick an incel too ?

i think i'm going to cry

my life has been ruined

how dare you look down on our love

now that nick's out of the way, nothing can stop us

even though i don't know what you look like

at least you're american and not british

i was raised to hate the british and their fucking tea and crumpets

don't you dare finish that

get the holy water and cross

you need your exorcism asap

i'll start singing Amhrán na bhFiann

you'll feel its power from here

you've just lost yourself st. patrick's day privileges, florida man

you got me there

just burn a union jack, and you're free to go

you'll figure it out if you're desperate enough

nick too

he hasn't escaped this punishment

lmao loser

he's losing lucky charms privilege then

wtf is pog

hold on, i'm urban dictionary-ing this bitch

play of game ???

what does that even mean?

how is nick not play of game ?

ANSWER ME FLORIDA MAN

how do you think houston nick would react if i texted him saying he was not pog

would he cry? or laugh? i can't tell if its an insult or compliment

it's been forty minutes, i'm the one crying now

my roommate's at work, i have nothing to do

you have failed me, florida man >:(

i shall never trust you again

well now you're just getting blocked

you disgust me

serves him right

how dare he have the audacity to support england's endeavors

i am openly anglophobic

entire countries rightfully are