《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》four
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i resent my parents for immigrating everyday
there's another fact about me
much rather have a cork birth certificate than st. augustine
don't remind me of that tourist trap
i'm gonna text houston nick to ask for your name
why not?
omg do you have like an embarrassing name or something
bruh are you a bartholomew ???
lowkey giving me bartholomew vibes rn
dammit now i have to look up incel names
whatever you say connor (?)
michael ?
horace ?
matt ?
connor-michael-horace-matt ???
florida man, how could you just demote me to a stranger like that?
i thought we had something special :(
streaks don't hit me up, going dark. only real ones know
i will have you know that i am very much not a middle schooler
it's been almost ten years since the sixth grade
i refuse to relive that hell
i'm mortified of my twenty-one pilots phase
STOPPPPPP omg
we do not support brendan urie in this household
every point i make is a good point
i would.
cause it is
block button looking real cute rn ;)
you caught me, i won't
drew is refereeing kids' soccer games and i'm lonely
my roommate
i think it's only fair that you know my best friend's name when i know yours
don't worry, florida man
i've only texted him the once
we're not gossiping about you behind your back
now that's middle school
oH mY gOd LiKe WhAt DiD sHe SaY ???
MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE
I'M NOT AN OBESE GERMAN MAID
that's still up for debate
i think i just threw up in my mouth
what the fuck bartholomew
yes you did, bart. yes you did.
i'm afraid of cows, why would i go near a horse
same difference.
they don't SAY anything
they're animals
I'M NOT A HORSE GIRL
please-
i'm crying, no
have fun bartholomew
make sure to take a fucking shower
wash off the gamer grease
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