Yo what's up guys it's BlackWasp403 here and I am going to be using a intro for the rest of the story it's called abracadavre by Elena siegman, I hope you enjoy this story so far and I love the support, and as always enjoy the book.

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I woke up with one of my manga books on my face and miia was laughing in the door way.

John: shut it before I grab the end of your tail.

She then blushed red as a tomato.

John: too far?

Miia: yeah.

John: well sorry, and tell kimihito I'm going shopping.

Miia: buying a bunch of manga is not shoping.

John: shut up!

Time skip to the manga store.

I was looking through a few manga's and count find anything good, I then notice a bunch of it is with ak47's enter the store and fired a shot.

Orc leader: Nobody move!!

Smith's pov.

There was a report of a bunch of people were taking hostage by orcs at a manga store, the police can't do anything about it.

Police chief: ok what were their request?

Inspector: the want all of the manga books to be all about themselves, orc x female demon, orc x female elf, orc x -

Police cheif: that's quite enough!

Smith: this coffee taste like ass, anyways my team should be able to take care of this situation.

Johns pov.

Two of them were pointing guns at us while one of them was groping a young school girl, then they sniffed the air and fired at the ceiling, a girl with red hair wearing a yellow suit fell out and groaned in pain.

Orc: well well it looks like they sent a spy, sorry that I have to kill you though.

He then fired a full clip into her chest and pulled out a mega phone.

Orc leader: see what happens when you send spies in here?

I noticed the dead girl started twitching and a few seconds later somebody fired a shot through the window, I didn't see the sniper but he or she must have been a good shot.

I then herd a female voice coming from my mind.

Voice: hello john, you may not know me but I know you, you have to take those orcs out ASAP.

One of the orcs wasn't paying attention so I pulled out my m1911 and shot him in between the eyes.

Orc: YOU BASTARD YOU CAN'T KILL DEMI HUMANS!!

john: yeah well I don't think I'm human anymore dumbass!

He tried to grab me but I back flipped away like spiderman.

John: woah I guess I was right.

He then pulled out his assault rifle and tried shooting me but I jumped and lached onto a ceiling fan and fired my full clip all over the store without hitting any hostages, then one of them tried jumping up at me but I realized this was a high powers fan so I cranked it up to high speed and jumped and before he could grab me his head came right off.

I looked torwards the back door and noticed the leader was escaping.

John: oh no ya dont.

I was about to run after him bit I saw the girl that was shot started to move a little bit, I run over to her and she seemed like she didn't feel anything.

John: your alive?!

???: yeah.

John: what kind a monster are you?

???: I'm a zombie.

John: well that's kick ass well i wish I could stay but I got to follow a barrel of pork.

Zombina: ok but take this.

She hands me a key chain with a red light beeping.

Zombina: this tracking device will gird the rest of the squad to where ever the orcs are located.

John: ok I'm moving out.

I ran out the back and I saw him drive away in a white van, I chased after them and he was firing a machine pistol at me.

John: HEY BUDDY IT WAS A ACCIDENT HIS HEAD JUST.. CAME OFF I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!

I then get a call from smith.

John: yeah!

Smith: John where are you!?

John: I'm trying to catch a pig here.

Smith: john stop what your doing now!

John: why?

Smith: remember the river you crashe into?!

John: yeah!

Smith: that river is infected by this element called 115, so basically your not human anymore!

John: I kinda already figured that out 5 mi just ago!

Smith: did you kill them?!

John: sorry your breaking up I have bad connection here in gonna have to call you back!

Before she could say anything I hung up and followed him.

5 minutes later.

I was lead to a warehouse and he crashed into the fence and his ban flipped over.

I grab a shot gun and a assault rifle.

John: time to nut up or shut up!

I kicked open the door and shot one of the orcs in the head causing all of the other orcs to fire there guns at me. I flipped over a table and began tossing grenades all over the place, I look up and it appears they were surrendering.

John: da hell?

???: hey john!

I look behind me and it was zombina with three other girls.

John: oh hey zombina, I see you brought the rest of the gang.

Zombina: he'll yeah I do.

Tio: hi my name is tionosha, but call me too for short.

John: cute (mumbles)

Tio: what?

John: nothing.

Manako: hi I'm manako

I noticed she was trying to hide her face.

John: listen to me I don't care about your one eye you are you are.

Manako then smiles.

Manako: thank you.

Dopple: yo what's up.

John: nothing mutch and why are you naked?

Doppel: it's a habit.

I notice smith walking through the door and had a case with her.

John: hey smith about one ya got here!

Smith: Mr Harrell I told you not to come here!

John: I know I just don't care.

Smith: you are sutch a asshole!

John: thank you very mutch, now would why don't we settle the freaking orcs in court!

Time skip at court against the orcs.

Judge: alright everybody four is in session order.

He then used his little hammer to signal court is in session.

Smith: your honor, these orcs have violated the demi human laws and should be deported!

Judge: now now Mrs Smith I know that you take your job seriously but I have a tape that your little forghner friend here murdering 2 of them at a book store.

He then puts the tape in the tape player and it showed me shooting them except for the other guy.

John: ok that last one was that morons fault because of his stupidity let's just deport these guys there not safe on the streets and I don't feel comfortable with their leader sitting next to me.

BUUUUUURRRRP!!!

the leader then burped on me sending out onion ring fragment all over my arm.

John: Smith there's onion ring fragments on me get them off!!

smith: gross I ain't touching them!

John: get them ooofff!!!

Zombina then hands me a box of tissues.

Judge anyways Mr Harrell I will give you a warning if you hurt another species you will be deported, under stood?

John: yeah about that, i don't think I am human anymore so uh I don't think I'm breaking the law.

Judge: order!!

Slam!!

Judge: now Mr Harrell you will be put under house arrest for 4 days, if you leave the boundaries you will be deported, do I make my self clear?

John: yes sir.

5 hours later.

After they put me in the tracking device they left and that's when I noticed zombina in the closet.

John: what the hell are you doing?

Zombina: just wana hang with my new friend.

John: ok then, what do ya wana do?

Zombina: well, Smith told me about your gun collection, mind if I have a look?

John: sure but don't tell anybody about what type of guns you see.

I lifted up the mattress and it was a giant gun collection from ww2 to Vietnam.

Zombina: HOLY SH-T!!

john: now these guns are going to keep me alive if a war happens, that way I can kill without regret.

Zombina: I like your syle.

John: here I will let you have one gun, now give me your hand.

Zombina: why?

John: I'm testing to see what hun your made for.

She held out her hand and I took a good look at it.

John: oh I see your Hans are made for a sub machine gun, I know just the thing.

I then grab one of my mp40s.

Zombina: woah what is this?!

John: German world war 2 mp40 fires 9mm rounds and also has a folding stock.

Zombina: woah for a American you sure know your guns.

John: I know every gun, m1 garand, thomson, m1911, ppsh41, mg42, springfield, and more.

Zombinas: pov.

Holy crap I think I love him!!

Zombina: so umm when your out of house arrest wana go see a movie?

John: yeah sure I herd dawn of the dead is playing.

OH MY GOD I DO LOVE HIM!!

(Chapter end)