《the adventures of john in monster musume.》chapter:5, the egg.
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I woke up in the morning and I herd papi crying in the other room, I went to see what was wrong and I found her sitting on the bed facing the wall.
John: papi are you ok?
Papi: oh hey john, I'm having issues right now.
John: what kind if issues?
Papi: well every once a month I lay an egg and I need help laying it.
John: alright well I guess I'll get ki-
DING DONG
John: hang on there's simone at the door.
I walk to the door and opened it and standing there was a really creepy guy with a camera.
John: hi?
Creepy dude: hello I herd there was a harpy laying a egg at this residence.
John: and you are?
Creepy dude: I work for a liminal co pay that records educational videos for student so they can learn about these species.
John: no offence but you look like a creepy perv about to shoot a gay porn.
Creepy dude: I get that alot.
I invited him inside and was I reviewing all the girls.
Kimihito: who's this creepy dude?
John: he works for a documentary thing I forgot what it's called.
Kimihito: it looks like he's about to shoot a gay porn.
John: ha that's what think too.
1 hour later.
Miia: john!
John: what?
Miia: that guy is starting to creep me out.
John: miia don't worry, as soon as he is done filming the egg he will be gone.
Miia: oh and he also wants my skin for something.
John: ok?
Kimihito then runs into the room and was In full panic.
Kimihito: get in here the papi is about to lay the egg!
25 minutes later.
After seeing some very graphic things the egg just popped out like on dog those rings in a bottle you buy at one of those slot machines at the arcade, then I herd sky behind me saying really weird th8ngs that made me laugh my ass off.
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Creepy guys pov.
This is great I'll get a raid with is hot film and I will release it tommorow when i sell the whores skin, but then I notice that the slime girl was saying exactly what I was thinking about, uh oh.
Johns pov.
I was really pissed what he was going to do with that film and miias skin.
John: ok that's it kimihito let's kick his ass!
Kimihito: with pleasure.
Creepy guy: now now please there's no need f-
POW!!
Creepy guy: WAAAH PLEASE NO!
CRUNCH!!
2 miniuts later.
We threw the guy out side and locked the door.
John: from now on let's keep the girls inside for a few days.
Kimihito: couldn't agree more.
Miia: dinners ready!!
John: I wonder what she tried to make this time.
We enter the dining room and we sat down.
John: well what did you make this time?
Miia: well I made something really easy a boiled egg!!
John: wait we don't have eggs.
I then realized that egg looked too huge to be a chicken egg.
John: uhh miia, where did you get that?
Miia: the window.
Kimihito: papi's window?!
Papi: WHAAAAAT
She then fainted.
Cerea: that's not good.
Mero: oh no.
Suu: egg?
(Chapter end)
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