《the adventures of john in monster musume.》funny short.
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Johns pov.
Me and miia were crouching behind the couch because Suu somehow manage to find one of my handguns.
Smith walked through the door and I quickly pulled her behind the couch with me and miia.
Smith: what the he'll is going on here?!
Miia: Suu has one of johns guns.
Smith: what?!!
John: relax I'm gonna get it back!
Smith: you better hope the safteys on!
John: of course it is I'm not stupid.
I then look over and I herd a click.
John: crap she turned it off,I'm going in!
I then pulled out a spare pistole.
Miia: what are you doing?!!
John: sorry it's habit!
I then moved slowly towards Suu and told her to point it at the ground but she threw the gun and it went off and shot me right in the ------.
John: WAAH JESUS F#CKING HORSE COCK SUU JUST BLEW MY F#CKING NUTS OFF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
1 hour later
I was laying on my bed with my pants off and Smith was taking a look and looked like she was enjoying it.
Smith: ok your nuts are fine but there's a big hole in your tea bag, I think that string is connected to something.
She then poked it.
John: OW THAT'S CONNECTED TO MY BALL!!
Smith: sorry.
Miia: we should take him to the hostpital.
John: f#ck no!
Smith: what other choice do we have here harrell?!
John: ok fine take me to the hospital.
5 hours later.
The doctor said I should replace the bandage for my thing everyday, smith then helped me to my room, as soon as she set me on the bed and gave me pain killers, after that she left and that's when I always locked my door.
( funny short end)
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