《BOOK 4: ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF ASMODEUS [ a PERTH'S ACCIDENTAL SUPERHEROES series ] VOL 1.4 PERTHLAND》PREVIOUSLY ON BOOK 3 -- The Revenge Of Asmodeus...
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MEANWHILE UP-IN PARADISE, IN JUNIOR’S BEDROOM – with stern-warning signs pasted of ‘KEEP-OUT!!!’ and “I HATE MY DAD!!!’ on the room door. The Creator was playing his Rebel-Son’s videogames – ever-since he had run away from home...
... when the Old-man imposed his cardinal ‘haram-rules’…
… of ‘No-Booze/No-Partying/No-Pork’ in the Big-house.
He does ‘NOT’ CARE WHERE that Son of his ‘was’ now at – nor neither did care of the billions of mortals calling on him, in the prayer’s-hotline…
‘…go-on… AND LEAVE ME ALONE – go-on ‘enjoy’ your problems…’
The bored, white-bearded Old-Man – who had just completed a mediocre videogame called – ‘The Revenge of Asmodeus’ – and won the Easter-eggs of ‘Blood of Peter’ and ‘Soul of Peter.’
He was ‘not’ satisfied of ‘how’ the game-developers on Perth-earth had come-up… with an equally mediocre and mundane plot for a videogame…
And, griped at the All-Women Trinity concept, which He felt was blasphemous – and of the depiction of his minion-Michael...
... as ‘not’ a loyal and betraying servant, was outrageous….
‘And… they don’t know Asmodeus as I do – who to me… was a real-formidable adversary – and ‘not’ a cartoon-villain character…!’
He was then hungry…
… went to the kitchen, and barbie a couple of low-fat white doves for lunch… He then tended to take a looong-nap, and...
... after He woke up, and went to the dunny-business – He would then play…
… the next videogame, called ‘Escape from Planet of Asmodeus.’
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IN THE CUBE OF APOLLO, LEEU THE AFRICAN PRINCE of the Sun-god had-died, in the arms of his lover-Venus – the great-lion died of blood-poisoning after bitten by the venomous Fu-dog. In tears...
... the Mother of Virgos stroked Leo’s mane and furry-face for the ‘last-time’…
... and offered departed-prayers to the god-Apollo, to reincarnate her lover in his 9-other-lives.
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On her knees, the Beauty saw the Beast disintegrated into cosmic-dust… and his-glowing ‘ashes’ were floating away, above to the heavens.
She remembered the Rebel-cause that she was ‘into,’ which was against the Underworld, and that led to the mission which was – TO DESTROY ‘THE BLOOD OF PETER’ ...
... and she ‘made’ her Virgo-daughter to kill-off her ‘soulmate,’ for the greater good…
Now-since, her-Leo had died – Venus was feeling real-guilty ...
... for Jane’s ‘too’ who…
... had lost her first love, through her ‘noble-sacrifice.’
The All-beauty wanted-badly to restore the ‘balance’ of the lives, of the Cursed-trio and also make them ‘whole-again’ without their handicap-lost...
... and, she knelt and prayed, and gave ‘fragrant-scented-offerings’ to god-Apollo – to make perfection-happen because He ‘cares.’
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Venus who was then-seated, turned her body to the left, to the Roman’ chessboard of life-balance – and took the ‘BLOOD OF PETER’ CHESS-PIECE, that was-outside of the mystical-board – and her-fingers was then, moving the ‘soulmate’ chess-piece…
… closer-next to the Blind-one’s chess-piece…
...to reunite…
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Into-Peter’s dreamland…
... Jane was skateboarding, and she could ‘see’ the surrounds, as she was ‘no-longer’ blind. On the steep winding road, she was moving-herself skilfully downhill. Peter on his-rolling board… then caught up with her, lifted his arm…
“Janey-look – my ‘left’ hand is-back here!”
“Yes-Peter, I can ‘see’ it.”
“Now-how is that possible? ARE WE DREAMING?”
“Yes, we ‘are’ – and deep-down, somehow… I feel Mother Venus is ‘behind’ this…”
“You mean the-hottie!!! Err… your hot-lady friend…”
“Yes, her – she’s the Mother of Virgos.”
“That’s cool you have a Mother, even-in your zodiac birth-sign – where is Mercury, my sign-Ruler as my Daddy-O…?”
… Peter laughed, as he surfed on the road.
“Hey-Janey, I’m hungry – wanna eat at Maccas…?”
” Nope, I’m craving nachos – where was that place you took me-out to, on ‘our’ first-date?”
“You-mean that-Taco-Bells.”
“Ya, that place…”
“Okay-we go there… err, hey-Janey… when CAN WE ‘GET-BACK’ TOGETHER…? Please… I need to update my social-media relationship-status…”
“Hey-Peter… let’s not’ go-there and fight-today, okay – but LETS-ENJOY ‘our’ series of these dream-in-a-dream instead – and see… ‘WHERE-THAT TAKES US…”
“But that’s fine in the dream-world – but someday… my Netflix-movie ‘tennis-biography’ would sure-SUCK-IN-REAL-world life…
"... as a loner… and-loser…”
… he mumbled…
... and sighed…
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