The Kane Chronicles

I loved it. I only just finished the second book but I decided to write about it anyway.

So, I really ship Carter and Zia. As for Sadie and Anubis....eh, I have no idea. Mixed feelings. Cause well, Anubis is a flipping god. He's probably going to move on in like fifty years or something. Sadie and Walt....hmm I personally think he would be cute with Jaz.

Fangirls and fanboys of every kind,

I did not mean to insult thy ships,

Don't murder me.

*Haiku in honour of Apollo/Lester*

So, I cried when Khonsu took Bes's ren. Yup, me the one who barely shows emotion cried over a fictional character. Don't tell my mom. Still, I cried. I hate the egyptian moon god now.

And Tawaret? I pity you as much as a Godling can pity an egyptian hippo goddess. My advice: Do not give up on Bes. Maybe, just maybe, he might get his ren back.

Anubis. I thought you were stronger that this. I mean seriusly, you can only fight when you're in a cemetry?! What! You know their not as popular as houses, right? Your weak.

Fangirls and fanboys,

I hope you never find my house,

And murder me for insulting Anubis.

*Haiku for Meg is complete*

Bast. sque! I love cats. How you doing up there in the heavens? May I ask how's your 'master' is doing? Still anouncing he likes zebras and weasels are sick?

Fanboys, fangirls and kittens,

Do not attack me for mocking Ra,

I plead for forgiveness.

*Haiku for Peaches, Peaches and Other Peaches, done*

Remember that part where Ra told Apophis he wanted a weasel cookie? And Carter said that comment about a weasel cookie probably saved the known universe? Well, I laughed till my sides hurt and tears rolled down my cheeks like a waterfall.

The end.