《Problems of Modern Society》Chapter 10 - The App For Old People
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Ok so, there are plenty of apps that are for middle aged people. The one that first comes to my mind though is FACEBOOK. The app is like, dare I say it, My Space.
If you don't know either of those apps I won't bother to explain. Ok fine I'll explain... Facebook is a book that you can buy for free and slam your face repeatively through it. Fine, I'm joking. Facebook is the first generation of social media and was created back during Queen Elizabeth's birth. It captivates many old people and makes young people who use it, turn thirty years older. I personally stay away from the fate of death AKA Facebook, and you should too.
My problem with this abomination of an app is that it for sure just trashes your personally data. I hate to be a skeptic but come on this app is not even hiding it. Also, the CEO of Facebook, Mark Zucciniberg, is not human, I swear. The guy acts is living in a basement. If he isn't then please tell where you have seen him anywhere recently. You haven't seen him anywhere because he lives on Mars.
Oh and, I won't even forget how many scammers are on there. It's pretty much infinite. They really don't bother to fix it either, like it's a huge problem. Anyways, in conclusion, Mark Zucciniberg is an alien and there are way to many scammers on an old people website. THE END I HAVE SPOKEN!
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