Ok so, this is a problem that has long been put off for on my blog / book. The subject will be, which is the superior companion, a dog or a cat. I will go down the list and finally declare dogs as the superior mammal for friendship. This isn't including ogres though. We are only going for animals without layers. *funny joke alert*

First we will talk about dogs. Now for me personally I think a dog is superior because every cat I've had has been a demon to me. Anyways, dogs... First reason why a dog is superior to a cat. Dogs are more nice to people and are there to keep you company but cats can understand how you speak BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL AND DESERVE TO BE REMOVED FROM EARTH. Anyways.... Another reason dogs are superior is because are easily trainable CATS ON THE OTHER HAND WANT TO MURDER YOU AND DON'T LISTEN TO A THING YOU SAY. Anyways... Lastly dogs are fun and love to play with you. There are also dogs who don't need to play much if you are a out of the house person. CATS ARE EVIL AND WORK INDEPENDENTLY SPYING ON YOU THET HATE YOUJAHAHWHSHJR!

I am going insane.....